Title:           (FR) >That pic - One Shot Collection
Author:          FlutterPriest
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/9khA22hE
First Edit:      Wednesday 18th of December 2013 06:35:52 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 21st of February 2017 02:11:59 AM CDT

>You are Anonymous.
>Her face has been stuck like that for days.
>Crosseyed and with the goofiest smile.
>Then it got stuck that way.
>If only she listened to her mommy about funny faces.
>Now she lays in a hospital bed.
>Extreme muscle tension.
>Fatal.
>Her retarded face looks up at you on final time.
>Her lazy eyes say all the right words.
>Full of love, she puckers her lips for her final request.
"No, necrophilia isn't my fetish."
>You walk out ruining the moment.
>A single tear falls from her face.
>The beep of a flatline fills the room of the lonely pegasus.
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/307540/125/fluttershy-wants-in-your-pants/kool-aid-older
>You are chillin out at your place on a beautiful afternoon in Ponyville.
>A lazy afternoon on the couch is just what you needed after such a crazy week of Fluttershy doing all sorts of random shit to you.
>You weren't sure how much more you were able to take.
>All you need is this book, your couch and your bottle of cider.
>Speaking of cider...
>You reach over to grab it, but don't pay enough attention.
>Bumping your hand into the bottle, it falls off your coffee table and shatters on the ground.
"Oh shit."
>Suddenly a deafening boom shatters the tranquility of your home as a massive Pitcher of Rapenade breaks through your wall.
>"OOOHH YAAAAAYYY!"
>Fluttershy, now in her new liquid form, leaps on top of you and begins to pour you down her throat.
>She doesn't stop until every last drop of you is inside of her.
>You sit there, motionless.
"Well, that was weird."
>Grabbing your book again, you notice that you have the weirdest boner.
>You fap at the speed of the heavens.
>Yellow Fluttershy Liquid shoots out of your dick instead of sperm.
>Oh.
>Great.
>This is gunna take a while.
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/307540/124/fluttershy-wants-in-your-pants/flutter-filly-older
>Another boring ass day at school.
>The teacher sure knows how to drag things out and make things boring.
>Seriously, who is ever going to need to learn how to write short stories in the future?
>And it's only been the first 10 minutes of the day.
>School is stupid.
>You sit in class glaring at nothing, bored out of your mind.
>Suddenly, you are nudged in the side.
>Looking to your right, you see that weird yellow one trying to pass you a note in class.
>She's blushing like mad.
"What?"
>She holds out a note across the aisle.
>Ugh.
>You take it from her and unwrap it.
>Let's see...
>"Anon... would you..."
>What the fuck.
>Your pupils dilate and your heart drops.
>"Anon. Is there something you would like to share to the class?"
>The teacher snatches the note from your hands and walks to the front of the room.
>"Anon. I think you are a sexy dirty monkey. Would you please put your monkey ding dong into my no-no hole. Please circle No, Maybe once or a Whole lot. Love Fluttershy."
>The class goes silent.
>Fluttershy's face is pure red.
>Your face gives the desk a high-five.
>"Well. We will speak about this after class Anon."
>You groan to yourself.
>"Pssst."
>You look to your right to see the pegasus staring at you.
>"What's your answer?"
>This is going to be a long day.
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http://www.fimfiction.net/chapter/1059065
>A crazy ass rainstorm has you running for shelter.
"God damn it Rainbow. If you just did your DAMN job right then we wouldn't have this issue."
>Most of the houses and stores are locked or closed for the evening, leaving you no where to shelter yourself from the high winds and thunder.
>A light flickers on in the distance.
>Could it be?
>You sprint head on to the source of the light in the dark, cold night.
>Sugarcube Corner.
>Thank you Pinkie.
>You run inside and slam the door behind you.
"Oh god... Thanks Pinkie. It's hell out there."
>"O-oh... N-no problem. Every p-pony is my friend, and I want to see them smile."
>You turn to what is obviously Fluttershy's voice.
>For some reason beyond your comprehension, she is wearing a massive costume that looks like Pinkie Pie.
"Fluttershy. What are you doing."
>"O-oh no. I think y-you have me m-mistaken Nonny. I'm Pinkie Pie! The Ponyville p-party pony."
>She pops a small party-popper and blows on a kazoo.
>Then takes a deep breath.
>"Woohoo!"
>You sit dumbfounded at what you have just witnessed.
"Fluttershy... roleplay isn't my fetish."
>"Shoot! Can you at least help me get out of this? It's really chafing my flank."
"Uh, yeah sure I guess."
>"The zipper is in the back."
>You head to the back of the costume and look for the zipper.
>The costume is completely ruined by marejuice in the back.
"On second though. No. I'll risk gettting hit by a tornado."
>You storm out of the shop and get hit by a park bench.
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http://www.fimfiction.net/chapter/1059063
>Today is Hearth's Warming Eve
>The day in Equestria where ponies spend time with their loved ones.
>Ponies exchange gifts, sing songs, and learn about how Equestria was originally made.
>A day when, while it's so cold outside, warmth comes knocking on the door to our hearts.
>Except for a lone human in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Wait a fucking second.
>You've been here before.
>Plus, you still don't have anyone to spend Hearth's Warming Eve with.
>Fuck.
>You gotta get your life in order bro.
>Sitting in front of the warm fire, you contemplate your life as the blizzard outside rages on.
>Suddenly, there is a massive bang from your roof.
>You bolt upright.
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
>That was way too big to be snow.
>A tense moment passes as you stare at your ceiling like it knows what the fuck is going on.
>Some snow falls down and puts out your warm fire.
>A yellow pegasus, decked out in a red suit and a red hat falls down the chimney into your home.
>"Hohoho Anon! I've came to give you some Christmas cheer."
"Uhh..."
>"Oh, I remember you telling us all about Christmas Anon... So I thought I would try to make this season nice for you... and not so lonely.
>You take a deep breath and stare at the yellow pegasus.
"No... honestly. I'm really touched Fluttershy. This really means a lot... but..."
>She looks up at you with sorrowful eyes.
"That was the last of my firewood... I don't have anything else to keep me warm... or even enough food for the both of us until the storm passes..."
>A quiet sob rings through your home.
>Fluttershy curls into herself and cries on the floor.
>"I always mess everything up... I ruined Christmas... I'm so sorry Anon. I'm worthless."
>You look down at the pegasus, lift her into your arms, and carry her to your bed.
"We can stay warm if we cuddle up... but only this once.
>She nods.
>The two of you climb into your bed and the two of you begin to spoon.
>"Merry Christmas Anon."
>You wrap your arm around her.
"Shut up."
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/307540/122/fluttershy-wants-in-your-pants/applejack-older
>Another day working at Sweet Apple Acres.
>A light wind blows through the trees and provides refreshment on the hot and muggy day.
"Anon. You have been preparing yourself for this very moment."
>You stare at your adversary.
"Just like you practiced..."
>Sprint at your foe with the speed of fifty kenyans.
>You pull your arm back and attempt your strongest punch straight at the midsection.
>The tree doesn't even flinch.
"FUCK!"
>That's the last time you try to do something from one of your dreams.
>"H-howdy t-there partner."
"Oh not this cosplay bullshit again..."
>You turn around to see Fluttershy wearing Applejack's signature stetson.
>"A-ah was wonderin if you would like to h-hog tie dis here c-cowmare."
>She quickly assumes the position.
>Face down, ass up.
>You stare for just a moment.
"Not good enough."
>Walking past Fluttershy, who's face is filled with disappointment, you grab AJ's hat.
>Heading to the barn, you open the doors widely to get a huge glimpse of Applejack's mare hood.
>"Oh... howdy Anon..."
>Applejack's sultry tone makes you nearly vomit in the back of your throat.
"Found this. Thought I'd bring it back."
>"Mah hero... however must I reward such a brave stallion..."
>She wiggles her flank in the air teasingly.
"Nope. You're a shit. You're a shit tier pony."
>You chuck the hat at her feet and she looks at you shocked.
"And don't you forget it. Cause that's what you are..."
>Slowly exit the barn and turn back with a stern look.
"A shit."
>You walk away from the sexiest mare in town with the biggest boner.
>Nailed it.
>Bitches love mean talk.