Title:           Br0th3rH00f
Author:          FlutterGrape
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/hUPk80km
First Edit:      Wednesday 23rd of January 2013 07:20:40 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 23rd of January 2013 07:20:40 PM CDT

>You are Anon
>You are now entering Canterlot as a well-known vet and librarian
>Princess Molestia requests that she sees you at once
-(Oh god)
-Good afternoon princess
>"Hello Anon, I requested that you came here as soon as possible because i have a very important task for you."
-Oh really? And what would that be?
>"Well I want you to pack your things and move to ponyville!"
-(But i just now arrived..and I don't even have anything to pack)
-Why are you giving me such a task m'lady?
>"Because Anon, there is a little filly in Ponyville whos parents have abandoned her..and she needs a sibling to be there with her."
-(Wait, I wonder where this is going?)
>"So you are going to be scootaloo's long lost big brother!"
-EXCUSE ME?!
>"Yes and your departure starts tomorrow!"
-BUT PRINCESS, IM A HUMAN!! THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR A HUMAN TO BECOME A PONY SIBLING!!
>"Oh, and why's that?"
-Because on earth it is INSANE FOR A HUMAN TO RANDOMLY TREAT AN ANIMAL AS A SIBLING OR A MATE!! SO I REFUSE TO DO SUCH A TASK!
>"Oh really Anon?"
>You then turn around to see princess Molestia giving you an insane look
- P-p-princess..w-why are you looking at me like that?
>You then realize that princess is about to molest you, so you quickly get on your knees and beg for mercy.
-Okay princess!! I give! I give!!!
>"I'm glad that things will go my way"
-Okay..but I still find the thought of a human being a pony sibling is kinda ridiculous!
>"Oh you don't have to worry about being a human."
-(Wait what does she mean by that..oh gosh i don't like where this is going)
>You then see see the Princess's horn start to glow
>She then points her glowing horn at you as if she was going to cast a spell on you
>"Okay Anon, now just stand still..this wont hurt a bit!"
-Wait Princess! Cant we talk this over some hay?!
-(Wait what did I just say?!)
>She then zaps you
-OH GOSH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>You black Out
END PART ONE