Title:           An0n The s0 called equestrian:The sad The c0nfus3d
Author:          FlutterGrape
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First Edit:      Thursday 7th of February 2013 10:54:54 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 7th of February 2013 10:54:54 PM CDT

>You are anon in equestria
>A well known author on earth but not so much in ponyville
>You sometimes struggle for money
>You live in a small shack outside of sweet apple acres
>It has tree logs as walls and a straw rooftop, inside the shack is a small kitchen with one small table and a small living room
>its a small house...
>You sit at the table ready to eat the breakfast you managed to scavenge
>You break a piece of your stale toast
>You feel as if you're forgetting something
>Hmmm... oh SHIT!
>You're late for your appointment with twilight
>You grab your stale toast and your coat and begin to head out
>Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
>You know that when your late it fucks with her head
>You're late almost every time
>You bring her a copy of your latest writings, she absolutely loves your writings and she admires you
>Sometimes a little too much
 
 
>You arrive at her house
>Your reach out to knock on the door
>Once you touch it, it opens slowly
>You see her on the couch
>Legs in the air
>She has stockings on
>As you stumble closer, spaghetti begins to pour from your pockets
>You see a picture on the couch in front of her
>Its a picture of you
>She soaking wet
>Clopping to your picture with her tongue out and all
>ummm...T-twilight
>"Oh, mmm hey anon you're early"
>She's still moaning
>(Early? Im like 15 minutes late..)
>But Im like,what?, 15 or 20 minutes late...
>She lets out a long moan and and arches her back
>Ughhhhhh she tilts her head back and you see her eyes are rolled back
>Ummm...I'm just gonna leave this book right here
>You put the book down and turn to leave
>You hear the swishing of her juices
> Ew.
>The door glows and closes shut
>"Wait dont go yet"
>More spaghetti
>"You're usually 30 minutes later so I simply just pushed my clopping time back 30 minutes but you came early"
>Even more spaghetti
>You're frozen standing there
>staring
>She gets up still dripping wet and walks past you
>She picks up the book and grabs your hand and pulls you toward the couch
>Her hand is still wet
>She opens the book and skims through it
>"Wow anon one of your best"
>She closes the book
>"I wanna know what it feels like"
>You don't like where this is going
>H-how w-w-what feels?
>"A rut from a human anon, I wanna experience it and you're the only o-"
>No
>"But yo-"
>No
>"Anon please!"
>She starts to tear up
>You're starting ooze marinara sauce
>Twilight im just not comfortable with that
>"Is it because of how I am?"
>What do you mean
>"My need to be organized"
>What?! No its not that!
>"THEN WHAT IS IT?!"
>I JUST CANT!!
>"I see"
>Eeyup
>"You should go anon"
>You mad
>"No anon"
>You sure
>"Go anon"
>You turn to leave
>You hear her sniffling
>You open the door and walk out
 
 
>Its 9:00 am now
>your walking back home
>What the hell just happened?
>You walk home thinking if it would be that bad to just...
>To just give her what she wants
>All this confusion
>You need some rest
 
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