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An0n The s0 called equestrian:The sad The c0nfus3d

By: FlutterGrape on Feb 7th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.98 KB  |  hits: 38  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are anon in equestria
  2. >A well known author on earth but not so much in ponyville
  3. >You sometimes struggle for money
  4. >You live in a small shack outside of sweet apple acres
  5. >It has tree logs as walls and a straw rooftop, inside the shack is a small kitchen with one small table and a small living room
  6. >its a small house...
  7. >You sit at the table ready to eat the breakfast you managed to scavenge
  8. >You break a piece of your stale toast
  9. >You feel as if you're forgetting something
  10. >Hmmm... oh SHIT!
  11. >You're late for your appointment with twilight
  12. >You grab your stale toast and your coat and begin to head out
  13. >Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
  14. >You know that when your late it fucks with her head
  15. >You're late almost every time
  16. >You bring her a copy of your latest writings, she absolutely loves your writings and she admires you
  17. >Sometimes a little too much
  18.  
  19.  
  20. >You arrive at her house
  21. >Your reach out to knock on the door
  22. >Once you touch it, it opens slowly
  23. >You see her on the couch
  24. >Legs in the air
  25. >She has stockings on
  26. >As you stumble closer, spaghetti begins to pour from your pockets
  27. >You see a picture on the couch in front of her
  28. >Its a picture of you
  29. >She soaking wet
  30. >Clopping to your picture with her tongue out and all
  31. >ummm...T-twilight
  32. >"Oh, mmm hey anon you're early"
  33. >She's still moaning
  34. >(Early? Im like 15 minutes late..)
  35. >But Im like,what?, 15 or 20 minutes late...
  36. >She lets out a long moan and and arches her back
  37. >Ughhhhhh she tilts her head back and you see her eyes are rolled back
  38. >Ummm...I'm just gonna leave this book right here
  39. >You put the book down and turn to leave
  40. >You hear the swishing of her juices
  41. > Ew.
  42. >The door glows and closes shut
  43. >"Wait dont go yet"
  44. >More spaghetti
  45. >"You're usually 30 minutes later so I simply just pushed my clopping time back 30 minutes but you came early"
  46. >Even more spaghetti
  47. >You're frozen standing there
  48. >staring
  49. >She gets up still dripping wet and walks past you
  50. >She picks up the book and grabs your hand and pulls you toward the couch
  51. >Her hand is still wet
  52. >She opens the book and skims through it
  53. >"Wow anon one of your best"
  54. >She closes the book
  55. >"I wanna know what it feels like"
  56. >You don't like where this is going
  57. >H-how w-w-what feels?
  58. >"A rut from a human anon, I wanna experience it and you're the only o-"
  59. >No
  60. >"But yo-"
  61. >No
  62. >"Anon please!"
  63. >She starts to tear up
  64. >You're starting ooze marinara sauce
  65. >Twilight im just not comfortable with that
  66. >"Is it because of how I am?"
  67. >What do you mean
  68. >"My need to be organized"
  69. >What?! No its not that!
  70. >"THEN WHAT IS IT?!"
  71. >I JUST CANT!!
  72. >"I see"
  73. >Eeyup
  74. >"You should go anon"
  75. >You mad
  76. >"No anon"
  77. >You sure
  78. >"Go anon"
  79. >You turn to leave
  80. >You hear her sniffling
  81. >You open the door and walk out
  82.  
  83.  
  84. >Its 9:00 am now
  85. >your walking back home
  86. >What the hell just happened?
  87. >You walk home thinking if it would be that bad to just...
  88. >To just give her what she wants
  89. >All this confusion
  90. >You need some rest
  91.