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Tricked (short)

By: FlutterDude on Dec 12th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.90 KB  |  hits: 27  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day had enough in equestria
  2. >wake up
  3. >skip all that too mad
  4. >eat some breakfast
  5. >hear a knock on the door
  6. >fuck.
  7. >open it
  8. >Fluttershy stands there looking up at you with a determined face
  9. No.
  10. >"But I havent even ask-"
  11. I dont fucking care.
  12. >she has tears in her eyes
  13. >"Why are you so mean to me? I just want you to love me!"
  14. You expect me to love you when you torture me with your sick fetishes every fucking day?!
  15. >now screaming at her
  16. Well guess what?
  17. >she perks up and leans in
  18. I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID FETISH GUESSING MAKES IT WORSE!
  19. >she jumps backward and begins to cry
  20. >about to shut door when
  21. >"A-anon?"
  22. WHAT.
  23. >"Is hating me your fetish?"
  24. >brain?
  25. >Brain: dont say yes
  26. >but if I say no then she'll try again tomorrow
  27. >Brain: say yes
  28. Yes.
  29. >she sits and thinks for a second
  30. >"Okay Anon! See ya tomorrow I hope you like furry creatures!"
  31. >shit
  32. >flutters away
  33. >Fucking Fluttershy