Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Guest

Story Time

By: FlutterDude on Dec 10th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 35.45 KB  |  hits: 50  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. >wake up in strange land
  2. >you swore you were just going to sleep and now you're laying in a field
  3. >the grass is really bright green
  4. What is this a disney movie?
  5. >finally decide to get up
  6. >observe surroundings
  7. >dark forest to the right
  8. >town to the left
  9. >mountain with castle in front
  10. >more plains behind
  11. >head towards the town
  12. >hear a whiz sound
  13. Who's there?
  14. >no answer
  15. >notice the sky has no clouds in it
  16. >whatever not important
  17. >gotta find help
  18. >arrive in town
  19. >completely empty
  20. >very strange buildings
  21. >treehouse, gingerbread house, and a carousel
  22. >as you stand admiring the carousel a purple figure catches the corner of your eye
  23. >you turn and see a pony
  24. >a purple pony
  25. >with a horn
  26. >a ponycorn
  27. >wat.jpg
  28. >once reaching you it stops and says
  29. >"Hello strange creature, my name is Twighlight Sparkle. May I ask why you are here?"
  30. >holy shit a talking horse!
  31. >you stare trying to comprehend this
  32. >"Can you speak?"
  33. Yes...
  34. >confused as shit you continue to stare
  35. >"Great! Why have you come here?"
  36. I don't know I just woke up in the plains over there
  37. >she looks just as confused as you
  38. >"Can you kneel down for a second?"
  39. Um...sure
  40. >kneel down
  41. >her horn starts to glow and she touches your forehead
  42. >your head feels tingly and cold for the few seconds she did this
  43. >she stops
  44. >"You can stand now."
  45. What did you just do?
  46. >"Mind reading spell. So you just awoke in the plains?"
  47. Yeah...
  48. >"That's so weird."
  49. >she then signals the buildings
  50. >more candy colored ponies appear
  51. >"Don't worry it's not going to hurt us. It's just as confused as we are."
  52. >ponies start approaching you
  53. >some with wings or horns
  54. >this is weird as shit
  55. >they start staring at you
  56. >then one says
  57. >"It's a monkey!"
  58. I'm not a monkey, I'm a human.
  59. >"Whats a hooman?"
  60. >Twilight motions you over to her
  61. >she moved when you were watching the massive amount of ponies come over
  62. >"Come with me to my house. I want to ask you a few more questions."
  63. >go with her because nothing else makes fucking sense
  64. >inside the treehouse there are 6 ponies including Twilight
  65. >they all introduce themselves
  66. >orange one with yellow mane
  67. >"Howdy mah names AppleJack. I represent the element of Honesty"
  68. >crazy looking pink one with poofy dark pink mane bounces up to you
  69. >"HimynamespinkiepieyoulookfunnywhydoyouwalkontwolegsandImtheelementof *breath* laughter!"
  70. >Cute white one with obviously styled purple mane steps forward
  71. >"I'm Rarity, element of fashion."
  72. >Rest of the ponies give her a look
  73. >blushing she says
  74. >"I mean generousity."
  75. >Blue one with rainbow mane hovers over to you and stares you dead in the eye
  76. >"I'm Rainbow Dash!"
  77. >She does a flip while saying that
  78. >"The element of Loyalty."
  79. >Yellow one with light pink mane steps forward staring at the ground
  80. >"I'm flutter*mumblemumble*"
  81. Sorry I couldn't hear that. Can you say it again?
  82. >"I'm Fluttershy. The element of *squeak*"
  83. >she hides behind her mane when looking up at you
  84. >Rainbow cuts in
  85. >"Shes the element of Kindness. Shes a little shy though."
  86. I can see that. It's kind of cute.
  87. >Fluttershy perks up at that and is now looking up at you
  88. >Twilight says
  89. >"And I am the element of Magic"
  90. Alright now that I know you all could you please help me find out why I am here?
  91. >"Wait, we still don't know your name."
  92. It's Anon.
  93. >"Okay well...Anon this still doesn't make any sense. I dont see how you could have just appeared in the plains outside of Ponyville."
  94. >look back over at the other ponies
  95. >Fluttershy is looking straight into your eyes
  96. >Kinda weird but shrug it off
  97. >Twi continues
  98. >"I mean where did you even come from?"
  99. >story time
  100. >after explaining everything that happened and about Earth, they all have questions
  101. >first Rarity
  102. >"Do all 'humans' wear clothes 24/7?"
  103. Not all the time. We take them off for showers, swimming, and sex.
  104. >Fluttershy's wings go up when you say sex
  105. >shes in the back so no one can see
  106. >but you do, and dont give two shits about it
  107. >Rainbow next
  108. >"Are you a mare or a stallion?"
  109. >she says with her head tilted a little
  110. >you think
  111. Stallion. But with humans we call them males and mares females.
  112. >then AppleJack
  113. >"What do you eat?"
  114. Vegetables, fruits, nuts, sweets, and meat.
  115. >they look at you strangely but continue
  116. >Pinkie Pie next
  117. >"Do you like parties? Do you know what a party is? Huh huh huh do ya do ya?"
  118. Yes I know what a party is. And I enjoy them. I dont go all out but I like them.
  119. >next Twilight
  120. >"What are you going to do now?"
  121. I haven't the slightest idea. Maybe stay for a while and help out. All of you seem nice.
  122. >All of them are smiling but Fluttershy more so and now blushing
  123. >last Fluttershy
  124. >"W-where will y-you sleep?"
  125. I was hoping that all of you could help me with finding a home.
  126. >Twi stands up and says
  127. >"But dont you want to go to your real home?"
  128. Other than to see a familiar face or two, I really have no reason. Parents died, live by myself, and have no friends.
  129. >you see Fluttershy in the back tearing up
  130. >about to say something when interrupted by Pinkie Pie
  131. >"So who do you wanna live with???"
  132. Woah woah I didnt mean that I wanted to live with one of you I meant-
  133. >cut off again, this time by Fluttershy
  134. >"Why not?"
  135. Well I dont want to be a burden on any of you.
  136. >Twi says
  137. >"I think all of us would be perfectly okay with having you live with us. Right?"
  138. >she says turning to the others
  139. >they all say yes and nod
  140. >"Then how do we get to decide who can take him in?"
  141. >Rainbow says
  142. >Twi thinks for a second and says
  143. >"Whoever has the most unoccupied space in their house can take him in"
  144. >Jeez fuck these ponies are too trusting
  145. >"Rarity has the biggest house."
  146. >says Pinkie
  147. >Rarity looks at the ground while blushing and says
  148. >"I'm so sorry Anon but I use most of that space for storage of my fabric and gems."
  149. >Twi cuts in again
  150. >"Ok well Rainbow lives on a cloud so that wont work, AppleJack would have to make him sleep in the barn and as we can tell he is not an animal, I dont have any space at all and Pinkie lives in a room in sugarcube corner."
  151. >all eyes go back to Fluttershy
  152. >"I guess you'll take him in Fluttershy?"
  153. >Fluttershy looks at Twi then at you and back to Twi
  154. >she stands up and walks over to you
  155. >"Better get a move on, its getting dark."
  156. Agreed. Well see ya later everyone!
  157. >you say while walking out the door
  158. >Fluttershy looks at you strangely
  159. >"U-um Anon?"
  160. Yes?
  161. >"It's 'everypony'"
  162. Oh oops sorry
  163. >you walk with this cute shy yellow pony up to the edge of Ponyville and see a medium sized cottage
  164. >thought she had the most space
  165. >looks cramped as shit up there
  166. >fuck you brain accept kindness
  167. >she opens the door for you
  168. >you grab the door by the side
  169. No after you
  170. >"Aw thats so n-nice of you."
  171. It's the least I can do
  172. >close the door
  173. >Flutters motions you to the couch while saying
  174. >"I'm gonna go make dinner for us. You sit down there and make yourself at home. I m-mean if you want to...that would be nice."
  175. >she then flies into the other room and begins preparing the food
  176. >you are left in a humble looking living room
  177. >after 4 minutes of just looking around you get curious as to what else is in the house
  178. >you stand up and slowly go up the stairs
  179. >there is a bathroom and another room with the door shut
  180. >open the door
  181. >get on the floor
  182. >everybody walk the dinosaur
  183. >see a bed
  184. >wait Twi said that she had space in her house
  185. >didnt see a basement door
  186. >look back at the bed
  187. >actually pretty fucking huge
  188. >for a pony
  189. >like king size for humans
  190. >guess thats what she meant by space
  191. >"Anon! Anon where are you?!"
  192. >you come back down the stairs to see Flutters looking behind the couch
  193. >she doesnt notice you
  194. >decide to hug her from behind
  195. >she jumps away
  196. >"Anon! You scared me!"
  197. I did?
  198. >"Y-yes you disappeared and I thought I lost you and that you would be alone in this world again and-"
  199. >you notice the way she talking gets more and more like shes going to cry
  200. >you hug her silencing her with your chest
  201. >she inhales deeply
  202. So...is dinner ready
  203. >you awkwardly say
  204. >she snaps out of it but doesnt stop hugging and says
  205. >"Oh y-yes. Yes! Dinner I almost forgot it is ready."
  206. >God shes weird
  207. >But cute
  208. >she walks into the kitchen and you follow
  209. >apparently the dining room and kitchen are same room
  210. >sit down
  211. >she brings a big pot of stew
  212. >smells fucking awesome
  213. >pours you some
  214. >then herself some
  215. >about to eat when a bunny walks in
  216. >you fucktardedly say
  217. Oh hey a bunny!
  218. >"Oh this is Angel he's my pet bunny."
  219. >continue eating as Fluttershy tells you that she can communicate with animals
  220. >shits fuckin dope
  221. >finish stew
  222. >she finishes a little afterwards and rushes over to you and says
  223. >"Dont worry I can handle the dishes."
  224. No please Flutters, I want to help
  225. >"T-thats very nice of you Anon."
  226. >she says while blushing heavily
  227. >must be because of the nickname
  228. Just being kind to the element of kindness
  229. >give her a smile
  230. >she blushes and says
  231. >"I'll be upstairs. C-come up when you are done. Please."
  232. >finish dishes
  233. >go upstairs to the room
  234. >see her curled up on the bed unaware of you being there
  235. >so cute
  236. >walk up slowly and quietly
  237. >and climb in the bed
  238. >she was more to the right so you had room to
  239. >but you wanted to cuddle
  240. >you are a cuddler
  241. >you wrap your arms around her
  242. >she jumps and stands up scared
  243. >then turns around and sees you
  244. >"C-can you stop doing that please?"
  245. >gives you sad eyes
  246. Why? I just wanted to cuddle, sorry
  247. >"Oh I thought y-you were trying to scare me like before."
  248. >she lays down facing away from you
  249. >you wrap your around her again and she scoots back into you
  250. >both of you fall asleep
  251.  
  252.  
  253.  
  254.  
  255.  
  256.  
  257.  
  258.  
  259. Day 2 in Equestria
  260.  
  261. >wake up
  262. >still wrapped around Fwutters
  263. >but she is facing you
  264. >she opens an eye and smiles
  265. >"Good morning Anon."
  266. >smile back
  267. Morning Flutters. Sleep well?
  268. >her eyes go from regular to lustful
  269. >"Oh better than I ever have."
  270. >Confused you say
  271. What do you mean?
  272. >"Well its just that nopony ever likes me for more than I appear."
  273. Woah Woah Fluttershy. What are you implying?
  274. >with a quick and powerful movement she slaps her lips against yours
  275. >tongue invading everywhere in your mouth
  276. >frightened, shocked, confused, and unsure are too many feelings for you to process
  277. >brain! what do?
  278. >fuck this im out
  279. >brain has left the facility
  280. >one solution
  281. >jump backwards off bed
  282. >expect to land on floor unharmed
  283. >bash head against nightstand and lamp falls over breaking your nose
  284. >black out
  285.  
  286.  
  287.  
  288.  
  289.  
  290. Day who fucking cares nigger
  291.  
  292.  
  293.  
  294. >wake up in hospital with Fluttershy and Twilight on either side of you
  295. Oh my head...
  296. >"YOU'RE AWAKE!"
  297. >Fluttershy screams when you talk
  298. Yeah but what happened?
  299. >"You fell and hit your head, then a lamp fell on your face."
  300. Oh. How long was I out?
  301. >"3 days! I was sooo scared!"
  302. >Twi interrupts Flutters
  303. >"Well its good to have you back. I'll admit I was afraid you wouldn't make it."
  304. >shes not to good with comforting
  305. Thanks Twi
  306. >she blushed at the nickname
  307. >Flutters looks angrily at her
  308. Whats wrong Flutters?
  309. >"Oh uh nothing sweetie."
  310. >"Well uh I'll just leave you two together. Alone."
  311. >Twi leaves
  312. >Pinkie enters
  313. >"Oh Anon! Hiya! How ya feeling?"
  314. Pretty good actually. Well rested.
  315. >"So hows everything? Between you two I me-"
  316. >Flutters cuts in
  317. >"Um Pinkie can we please have some alone time ok thank you"
  318. >Flutters pushes her out
  319. Uh...what did she mean by that?
  320. >"By what honey?"
  321. >giving you bedroom eyes
  322. What did you tell them?
  323. >She hides behind her mane a little
  324. >"U-um...n-nothing"
  325. Fluttershy!
  326. >"I didnt say anything."
  327. FLUTTERSHY!
  328. >she cowers from you yelling at her and then says
  329. >"I told them that you were my special somepony."
  330. What is that like a girlfriend?
  331. >"Y-yes."
  332. >you stand up in anger and leave the room
  333. >only to be stopped by the rest of the mane 6
  334. >Rainbow asks
  335. >"So...you like Fluttershy?"
  336. Yes. But not like you think
  337. >lots of D'aaawws
  338. >Flutters is now staring at your junk
  339. Stop it
  340. >continues to stare now drooling
  341. >why were you even naked?
  342. >Fucking ponyville
  343. Rarity can you make me some clothes?
  344. >"Of course darling!"
  345. >she then runs off with you and Flutters right behind enjoying the view
  346. >you arrive at the carousel and go inside
  347. >Rarity asks you to stand on a platform while she measures you
  348. >she goes upstairs for a while to get something
  349. >just Fluttershy and naked you
  350. >Slutterfly is dripping wet from her marehood which she is now presenting to you from the floor
  351. Fluttershy stop thats nasty
  352. >"You mean this doesnt turn you on?"
  353. >before you could respond she was kissing you and humping your abs
  354. >BONER INITIATED
  355. >no wtf are you doing its a horse
  356. >i give no fucks
  357. >IT. IS. A. HORSE. NO.
  358. >Pussy is Pussy.
  359. >Fluttershy slaps her cunt down on your member and immediately orgasms
  360. >she is cum on insertion
  361. >then you notice Rarity there on the stairs clopping
  362. >she stands herself up quickly and acts like that never happened
  363. >"Alright Anon. Here are your clothes."
  364. >she levitates them to you with magic and shoos you both out
  365. >probs to clop more
  366. >you look at Fluttershy
  367. >she looks at you
  368. >"A-anon?"
  369. What?
  370. >"I love you."
  371. >whatthefuck.jpg
  372. I dont love you Fluttershy
  373. >"Why not?"
  374. I am a human. You are a horse-
  375. >"Pony."
  376. Whatever you understand
  377. >"No I dont. Is there a way I can get you to love me?"
  378. No. It wont happen
  379. >"W-well what if I find your fetish?"
  380. Go ahead and try, it wont help
  381. >At that instant a tiny shimmer of light appeared in her eye
  382. >She got really excited and was bouncing instead of walking
  383. >"I've got tons of ideas."
  384. What?
  385. >"To find your fetish."
  386. I wasnt being serio-
  387. >She flew up and began slopply making out with you
  388. >you pull back
  389. What the fuck Fluttershy?!
  390. >"Is making out your fetish?"
  391. No!
  392. >"Oh."
  393. >You are at her cottage now
  394. >holy shit didnt even realize you were walking
  395. >open the door for her because you are a gentleman
  396. >go in
  397. >shes nowhere to be seen
  398. >"Oh Anon! Come upstairs sweetie!"
  399. >why not
  400. >go upstairs to her room
  401. >shes laying there trying to be seductive but looking fucking ugly
  402. What Fluttershy?
  403. >"Come here."
  404. >come up closer
  405. >blam plot in your face
  406. >you try to scream but she pushes you to the ground
  407. >now sitting on your face not letting you breathe
  408. >she gets up
  409. >feel lightheaded as shit
  410. >"Is smothering your fetish?"
  411. NO dont do that ever again!
  412. >"What about cuteness?"
  413. >you beam at her only to be greeted with the cutest fucking face in the history of cute faces
  414. Damnit your cute...but no
  415. >she gets up looking irritated
  416. >goes into the bathroom and slams the door
  417. >what the fuck just happened brain?
  418. >brain quit earlier
  419. >oh right
  420. >go check on her
  421. >put your ear to the door and hear heavy sobbing
  422. >whats this feel
  423. >guilt?
  424. >god fucking damnit
  425. >slowly open door
  426. >Walk up to her
  427. >and hug
  428. >She jumps a little then relaxes
  429. >hear a moan
  430. >wait wat
  431. >look down
  432. >dry humping you
  433. Fluttershy! Stop!
  434. >she looks up and notices how serious you are
  435. >jumps off
  436. >"Is humping your fetish?"
  437. No Fluttershy
  438. >its only been 20 minutes and shes already asked 4 fetishes
  439. >ohwhathaveyoudone.png
  440. Can you make me some dinner?
  441. >"Is food your fetish?"
  442. No. Stop that
  443. >"Okay..."
  444. >she walks down the stairs to get it started
  445. >go back into room
  446. >smells funny
  447. >like flowers
  448. >Lay down in bed
  449. Holy shit this is gonna be annoying as fuck
  450. >take a nap
  451. >wake up
  452. >shit, shower, shave
  453. >put on clothes Marshmellow made for you
  454. >open door
  455. >Flutternut falls forward
  456. Fluttershy were you listening to me in there?
  457. >she hides behind her mane
  458. >"M-maybe."
  459. Why?
  460. >"I-is eavesdropping your fetish?"
  461. No and how could that even be sexual?
  462. >"Just a thought."
  463. Is dinner ready
  464. >"Yes its been done for a while now."
  465. Okay
  466. >go downstairs
  467. >see sandwiches with flowers in the middle
  468. Um Fluttershy?
  469. >"Yes?"
  470. Humans dont eat flowers
  471. >"You dont? Okay well we gotta go to the market then."
  472. >she says while eating both sandwiches
  473. You must have been hungry
  474. >she blushes then turns away
  475. >"Y-yeah...for your hot monkey dick!"
  476. Wait Wh-
  477. >She tackles you to the ground and tries to take off your pants
  478. >ponies cant take off pants
  479. >she keeps scraping with her hoof at the button with her head tilted to the side
  480. >actually really cute to watch
  481. >"A-anon!"
  482. What?
  483. >"How do you get this thing off?!"
  484. >you stand up
  485. I guess you'll never find out
  486. >"You meanie."
  487. You just tried to rape me and I'm the meanie?
  488. >you feel a hoof smack you across the face
  489. >"Dont you ever say that word again."
  490. What word?
  491. >"The r word you used."
  492. Rape?
  493. >she bucks you in the side
  494. Ow! Fuck okay Fluttershy sorry!
  495. >she calms the fuck down and helps you up
  496. >"I'm sorry Anon."
  497. Lets just go to the market
  498. >after 15 minutes of Flutterfuck staring at your junk and slapping your ass you finally get to the market
  499. >Flutters runs off to get foods
  500. >see Twi
  501. >approach
  502. Hey Twilight!
  503. >"Oh hey Anon! Hows Fluttershy?"
  504. Shes been trying to guess my fetish...kinda creepy
  505. >"Oh Anon you know you like it."
  506. >she winks
  507. >with her eye
  508. >"Oh Anon I almost forgot! Princess Luna has requested to see you later today!"
  509. Who?
  510. >everypony around just stares
  511. >"Shes an Alicorn that raises the moon at night."
  512. Whats an Alicorn?
  513. >"A type of pony which has both wings and a horn."
  514. >Spaghetti oozes from your pockets
  515. Oh...where does she live?
  516. >Twi points to the castle you saw when you first appeared
  517. >"I mean you should probably tell Fluttershy-"
  518. >Fluttershy flies over
  519. >"Tell Fluttershy what?"
  520. >Twi continues
  521. >"That Anon has been summoned to Princess Luna."
  522. >Fluttershy looks terrified
  523. >Twi leans in
  524. >"Shes afraid of her."
  525. >give her best 'Oh' look
  526. Look Fluttershy I'm sure it wont take too long just go home and have dinner ready for me when I get back okay?
  527. >Flutters looks up at you with sad teary eyes
  528. >"Ok h-honey. B-be careful."
  529. >she pecks you on the cheek and flies away
  530. >Twi giggles
  531. Okay well how am I gonna get there
  532. >"Theres a train that comes through. Lets go."
  533. >walking with purplesmart
  534. >pretty nice
  535. >even though she can ask a few too many questions
  536. >"So have you and Fluttershy you know...done it?"
  537. Done what?
  538. >"You know...had sex?"
  539. NO!
  540. >she is scared by your response and says
  541. >"Oh okay w-well sorry for asking."
  542. >you see some tears in her eyes
  543. >fucking shit
  544. >too cute
  545. >bend down and hug
  546. I'm sorry for yelling at you
  547. >she smiles and wipes away tears
  548. >train comes in
  549. >both get on
  550. >you sit down and Twi sits right next to you
  551. >even though the car is completely empty
  552. >she starts to fall asleep
  553. >and puts her head oh your lap
  554. >so cute
  555. >pet her head
  556. >scratch behind ears
  557. >touch horn
  558. >"ooh yea."
  559. >what. what the fuck
  560. >touch horn again
  561. >she moans
  562. >Dick: dude was that a moan? im goin up
  563. >fuck fuck im gonna wake her
  564. >Dick:who gives a shit no ones here you could fuck her
  565. >no its a horse
  566. >she wakes up
  567. >stares at the bulge curiously
  568. >she does the same thing Flutters did when trying to take off your pants
  569. >then she uses her magic and takes it off along with your boxers
  570. Wait Twi-
  571. >her magic closes your mouth and restrains your body
  572. >she climbs onto your lap and slowly pushes you inside of her
  573. >she lets out a moan and starts drooling
  574. >bounces up and down on you
  575. >tight marehood probably first time
  576. >she cums and you cum in her
  577. >Dick: wow these ponies are weaksauce
  578. >shut the fuck up dick
  579. >she pulls herself off and licks you clean
  580. >then unrestrains you
  581. Twilight
  582. >"Yes?"
  583. Put my pants back on
  584. >"Oh right."
  585. >after an awkwardly long train ride you finally arrive in canterlot
  586. Twi dont tell anyone about what happened there. Fluttershy would kill me
  587. >"You have my word."
  588. >she looks at you with bedroom eyes
  589. >fuckin shit
  590. >she walks you up to the main building
  591. Wow its huge
  592. >"Yeah it is pretty big."
  593. >look at Twi
  594. >shes staring at your junk
  595. >Fucking Twilight
  596. >she walks you into it and then up some stairs to a room that says "Luna"
  597. >"Have fun Anon!"
  598. >she teleports away
  599. >welp...lets do this
  600. >knock on door
  601. >door opens
  602. >see a big dark blue pony with a horn and wings
  603. >"Oh you must be...um...Anon! Yes Anon! Come in come in!"
  604. >little too excited
  605. >walk in
  606. Hello I am Anon. You requested to see me?
  607. >then you notice her mane is different than the ones you saw before
  608. >wavy and sparkling blue
  609. >it puts you in a trance
  610. >forget Luna is talking
  611. >"U-um Anon? Are'st thou okay?"
  612. Oh um im sorry I was just distracted by your beautiful mane
  613. >she blushes
  614. >changes tones from royal to normal
  615. >"You think it looks good?"
  616. Yeah
  617. >"Would you like to touch it?"
  618. >Dick: wait a minute
  619. >Dick: i know where this is going
  620. >dont do it
  621. >too late
  622. >Luna is already close to you expecting to be pet
  623. >you run your fingers through her mane
  624. >It feels cool and relaxing
  625. >you move from her mane to her fur
  626. >she obviously likes the attention and snuggles closer
  627. >you get to her wing and nudge it a little
  628. >she lets out a tiny moan
  629. >dont hear it
  630. >move your way up to her head
  631. >scratch behind her ears
  632. >her head was now in your lap
  633. >dont do it
  634. >dont you fucking do it
  635. >no no no no n-
  636. >Touch her horn
  637. >she moans quite loudly
  638. >and you get a hard on
  639. >she doesnt notice
  640. >whew crisis averted
  641. >run your hand down to her strange mark
  642. >might as well ask
  643. Hey whats this
  644. >she looks back
  645. >"Oh thats my cutie mark."
  646. Whats a 'Cutie mark' ?
  647. >she goes into detail about cutie marks and how ponies earn them
  648. >fucking weird man
  649. >you continue petting her while she talks
  650. >when explaining to you how she got her cutie mark
  651. >you accidentally brush against her horn
  652. >she tenses up and lets out a moan
  653. >"Oh...Anon. I did not know you wanted to play like this."
  654. I didnt mean-
  655. >Luna is on top of you
  656. >boner initiated
  657. >she sees and uses magic to take off your pants
  658. >why are these ponies so seductive?
  659.  
  660.  
  661.  
  662.  
  663.  
  664. >be Twilight
  665. >at home
  666. >readin some books
  667. >not really reading them
  668. >just looking at them imagining how much fun your crush Anon is having now
  669. >Fluttershy shouldnt have him
  670. >you should
  671. Lucky...
  672. >you say under your breath
  673. >spike walks in and notices that you are holding the book upside down
  674. >"You arent even reading that are you?
  675. No. I cant. Im...distracted
  676. >"Maybe some sweets will put you back on course?"
  677. Spike that doesnt make any sense
  678. >start telling Spike about sugar rushes and such
  679. >realize you are now at sugarcube corner
  680. >still lecturing Spike
  681. >ponies are staring
  682. >stop
  683. >no line so you trot up to Pinkie
  684. >buy Spike a chocolate shake and tell him to pick a seat
  685. Um...Pinkie I need to tell you something
  686. >"OOh what is it? A suprise party?! We gonna sneak into the canterlot spells library again? Oh what about-"
  687. PINKIE!
  688. >"Okay what is it?"
  689. Its secret
  690. >she nods and motions you to the stairs
  691. >you both walk up there and she closes a door
  692. >"Ok what is it?"
  693. Wait promise first
  694. >"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!"
  695. >She looks at you
  696. >"Ok go on."
  697. I...I...had...
  698. >"WHAT DID YOU DO?"
  699. I had sex with Anon!
  700. >"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!? Fluttershy's special somepony!?"
  701. Pinkie please I dont know what to do I cared for him since I read through his mind when we first met
  702. >Pinkie obviously has conflicted emotions about this
  703. >always wanting to make everyone equally happy
  704. >after 3 minutes of pacing she stops and says
  705. >"Well Twilight, I dont know what to tell you."
  706. What do you mean? What am I supposed to do? Dont you have any ideas?!
  707. >"Twilight relax. I have ideas. They just arent very good ones."
  708. Please I need to do something so Fluttershy doesnt find out...but I want him to like me too
  709. >Confused, Pinkie stares out her window
  710. >she then jumps up and says
  711. >"Oh my gosh Im so sorry Twilight I have to go back to my job!"
  712. >look out window
  713. >ponies lined up all the way around the shop and angry
  714. >"But Twilight-"
  715. >looks over to you
  716. >"Play it cool. Dont be affectionate when Fluttershy is there. You can share somepony if you play your cards right."
  717. >she winks and in a pink streak is back to taking orders
  718. >go back downstairs to see Spike just finishing his shake
  719. >hes tired
  720. >put him on your back and head home for the night  
  721.  
  722.  
  723.  
  724.  
  725.  
  726. >be Anon
  727. >Luna is laying next to you
  728. >damn that was some rad princess sex
  729. Its uh getting late so I should go...
  730. >Luna stands up and says
  731. >"Yes it did last a while didnt it?"
  732. >give her a smile
  733. >oh my god
  734. >brain has reentered the system
  735. >Brain: you fucked 2 horses in one day?
  736. >ponies
  737. >Brain: who cares you fucked them
  738. >Dick: it was good as shit man
  739. >you slowly start to stand
  740. >Luna helps you up
  741. >she did kind of pound on you
  742. >and shes not small like Twi
  743. >oh Twi...
  744. >begin to go into a trance again but this time looking out on a balcony
  745. >"Are you alright Anon?"
  746. Huh what? Oh yes sorry I'm just so tired that I cant focus right
  747. >"Will you be able to make it back in time?"
  748. I think so. Well I'll be heading o-
  749. >Luna stops you
  750. >"No. Let me teleport you to the town square. I dont want you to get lost and die."
  751. Um...that was to the point
  752. >"Sorry. Ok dont move."
  753. >in a dark blue blur you are now in the middle of Ponyville
  754. Fuck I'm tired.
  755. >Luna is not there anymore
  756. >great now you're going fucking insane
  757. >Dick: pony fucking insane!
  758. >Brain: shut the fuck up
  759. >walk to Flutters' cottage
  760. >go to open door
  761. >door is already open
  762. >its dark inside
  763. >you enter
  764. Hello?
  765. >you say into the darkness
  766. >suddenly the door slams shut behind you and the lights go on
  767. >but not the light bulbs
  768. >candles
  769. >how the fuck
  770. >see trail of roses up the stairs
  771. >fuck no she didnt
  772. >Smell food
  773. >turn to kitchen and see a note on window
  774. >It reads "Anon. I hope you like the food I have prepared for you. Come up when you are done. Hugs Kisses and Fetishes, Fluttershy"
  775. >look at stove
  776. >the fuck do they use the knobs with hooves...
  777. >pot of soup
  778. >she isnt that diverse is she
  779. >still eat all of it
  780. >fatass
  781. >go up the stairs following the roses
  782. >in Fluttershy's room
  783. >Shes passed the fuck out
  784. >wearing a maid outfit
  785. >sexy maid outfit
  786. >Dick: Im gonna do it
  787. >Brain: No! not three ponies
  788. >too late you were already on the bed naked
  789. >Fluttershy was really passed out
  790. >didnt even wake up when you put your dick in her mouth and blew your loud down her throat
  791. >she just licked it up and smiled a little
  792. >fucking creep
  793. >go to sleep
  794.  
  795.  
  796.  
  797.  
  798.  
  799.  
  800. Next Day
  801. >why the fuck do you keep having sex with horses
  802. >Dick: cause pussy is pussy
  803. >wake up
  804. >Flutters not awake
  805. >get up
  806. >shit shave shower
  807. >head up to grapefur's treehouse
  808. >gotta talk to her about what happened
  809. >or is it a tree house
  810. >fuck it
  811. >arrive at door
  812. >knock lightly
  813. >door swings open
  814. >little dragon guy
  815. >"Woah what are you?!"
  816. Hey relax Im friendly. No one told you yet?
  817. >"No...they dont tell me much."
  818. >start to like this kid
  819. >explain most of your story leaving out the Twi sex scene
  820. >hear a voice from in the tree house
  821. >"SPIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE-"
  822. >Twi notices you, backs up, and blushes
  823. >"Oh...u-um come on in Anon."
  824. >Spike looks back to you and then closes the door after himself
  825. Twilight we need to talk
  826. >"About what Anon?"
  827. >looks up at you with those cute purple eyes
  828. About what happened on the train
  829. >"Oh back for more I assume?"
  830. >gives you bedroom eyes and rubs her head against your soldier
  831. >Dick: Im gonna
  832. >Brain: dont you fucking dare
  833. >too late
  834. >"Let me just take these off..."
  835. >Takes off your pants and boxers with her magic
  836. >Massive Erection has appeared!
  837. >Twilight uses lick
  838. >Not very effective...
  839. >Erection uses harden
  840. >Erection's defenses rose
  841. >Twilight uses experienced deepthroat
  842. >Its super effective!
  843. >Erection counters with string shot
  844. Wow that felt great...where did you learn to do that?
  845. >"Thats what reading a book and practicing can do for you."
  846. >She says levitating a book titled "Big book of sex."
  847. >she levitates you your pants and boxers
  848. >put them on
  849. >just in time too
  850. >Flutters knocks on door
  851. >Twi opens it
  852. >"Oh hello Fluttershy! How are you today?"
  853. >Flutters sees you and flys past Twi
  854. >Kisses you on the lips
  855. >then goes back
  856. >"Now I'm feeling much better."
  857. >"Ok...well heres the book you wanted Fluttershy."
  858. >Twi says as she levitates the "Big book of sex." to Shutterfly
  859. >Fluttershy gives you a sexy look and says
  860. >"Anon make sure you're back by night, I want to try some of this."
  861. >She flutters out
  862. >Twi closes the door with magic
  863. >"Ahem, as you were saying?"
  864. On the train, and just now...I dont know how I feel about this
  865. >Twi's ears flatten and her head drops to the ground
  866. >"Oh..."
  867. >fuck
  868. >feel bad man
  869. >kneel down and hold her
  870. >"I...I just thought since you were nice to me that.."
  871. >shes now crying
  872. >"Anon I-I have to go!"
  873. >She runs down into her basement
  874. >Fuuuuuuccck
  875. >feel depressed
  876. >better get help on this
  877. >speed up time
  878. >now at Sugarcube Corner
  879. >walk in
  880. Pinkie! I need to talk to you
  881. >no one inside
  882. >all dark
  883. >must be closed
  884. >turn around
  885. >tackled by laughing pink pony
  886. >"Whats up Anon?"
  887. >the fuck did she..whatever
  888. I hurt Twilight's feelings and I dont know what to do! Pinkie please help me!
  889. >"Just lay down and tell auntie pinkie all about it"
  890. >wat
  891. >you werent even the same species
  892. >shrug
  893. >now in pinkies room
  894. How did we get in here?
  895. >"Shhhshshh. Lay down and talk."
  896. >lay down
  897. >start from beginning leaving out Luna and Flutter sex scenes
  898. >you had closed your eyes and when you finished you opened them and saw Pinkie with popcorn listening intently
  899. And thats it.
  900. >she stares at you
  901. >then walks closer still staring at you
  902. Um Pinkie this is kinda weird...
  903. >"You broke Twilight's heart Anon."
  904. I...I did?
  905. >"Well Duh! Twi was crushing on you the whole time!"
  906. >you start to feel like total shitbaskets
  907. Oh no...what do I do?
  908. >Pinkie stares at you and says
  909. >"Go to her."
  910. Alright I will!
  911. >"Wait Anon!"
  912. What is it?
  913. >"You might want to get some new clothes and take a shower, stinkypants."
  914. >You really havent changed yet
  915. >head to Carousel
  916. >Just now see the sign that says "Carousel Boutique"
  917. Oh well thats a decent name
  918. >"Finally somepony with a sense of fashion!"
  919. Um Rarity its just me
  920. >you step inside
  921. >she looks around then blushes
  922. >"oh haha um, how may I help you darling?"
  923. Its Anon and I need some fancy clothes please
  924. >she turns to you and says
  925. >"Oh going on a date with a certain special somepony eh?"
  926. No actually I was going to apologize to Twilight for hurting her feelings
  927. >Rarity beams at you
  928. Please Rarity I need these clothes so I dont lose...my best friend
  929. >Rarity's look softens and she says
  930. >"Alright give me twenty minutes or so please."
  931. Um Rarity?
  932. >"Yes?"
  933. >you say sheepishly
  934. Can I use your shower?
  935. >She looks at you, comes close then backs off and says
  936. >"Please do!"
  937. Sorry...
  938. >"Just go."
  939. >shower done
  940. >cramped as hell in there but you managed
  941. >come down after air drying
  942. >no towels
  943. >butt naked
  944. >Rarity's mouth opens then she shakes her head and says
  945. >"Well Anon here are your clothes..."
  946. >she starts biting her lip
  947. >to worried about Twi to care
  948. Thanks Rarity!
  949. >you say as you leave
  950. >walking fast because its getting late and stalkerfly will hunt you down
  951. >finally make it to tree house
  952. >dont even bother to knock just open the door
  953. >there are books everywhere and some with pages ripped out
  954. >Spike is not there thankfully
  955. >tissues and writing scrolls were balled up in a trashbin
  956. >you hear her sobbing from the basement
  957. Twilight!
  958. >you say as you walk down the stairs
  959. >there is Twilight
  960. >laying in the corner curled up next to a lot of scrolls
  961. Twilight...I'm sorry
  962. >She notices your get up and asks
  963. >"Why are you back? To use me some more?!"
  964. No no Twilight! I just want to-
  965. >you cannot move
  966. >Fucking Magic
  967. >look at Twilight
  968. >her eyes are green and a purple mist is forming from her eyes
  969. >her horn glows and she points at you
  970. >brace for impact
  971. >sudden big dark blue mist appears in front of you and Luna forms
  972. >Twilight sees her and instantly stops dropping you to the ground
  973. Ow...thank you Luna
  974. >"Anon thou must speakst now. Tell her how thou really feel."
  975. >you stand up and walk over to Twilight
  976. >kneel down
  977. >and kiss her
  978. >she kisses back
  979. >you pull away
  980. Twilight Sparkle...I love you
  981. >"Oh Anon I love you too!"
  982. >Luna disappears
  983. >Twilight gives you a concerned look and says
  984. >"Wait, what about Fluttershy?"
  985. >as almost right on cue Flutternut crashes through the celing into the basement
  986. >sees you holding Twilight
  987. >"I knew it! I knew I couldnt trust you!"
  988. >you stand up and say
  989. Look Fluttershy I-
  990. >she flies right past you
  991. >"I was talking to you!"
  992. >Twi was still in a delicate state
  993. >Fluttershy is pushing her against the wall, screaming
  994. >"You date stealing bitch!"
  995. Fluttershy!
  996. >"Not now Anon honey, momma has to take care of something."
  997. >She then picks Twilight by her mane and flies up and out of the hole she made
  998. Shit shit shit shit!
  999. >you say as you trip over books and stuff trying to get out
  1000. Fluttershy! Bring her back down!
  1001. >Twilight is barely conscious because of whatever magic she used
  1002. >Fluttershy continues to fly off to a mountain in the distance
  1003. >adrenaline kicks in
  1004. >Anon has gained the speed of kenyans
  1005. >running, jumping, swinging on things, and climbing
  1006. >you reach the base of the mountain
  1007. >look up
  1008. >Flutterbitch has Twi in her mouth still and is still flying upwards
  1009. >slower now though because shes not very strong
  1010. >begin climbing
  1011. >make it halfway up the mountain pretty quickly
  1012. >reach for a rock that appears to be attached to the mountain
  1013. >its not
  1014. >your arm and most of your body begin to fall back
  1015. >when falling you see Fluttershy with Twilight
  1016. FLUTTERSHY!
  1017. >your voice echoes and sounds like a giants up at the top where she is
  1018. >scares her
  1019. >she drops Twilight
  1020. >you reach out to catch her
  1021. >while Fluttershutter speeds downward after her
  1022. >turn and look
  1023. >holy shit you're still falling
  1024. >doesnt matter
  1025. >have to protect Twilight
  1026. >Twilight gets close to you and then her horn starts to glow
  1027. >Fluttershy catches up just as Twilight teleports you and her to the everfree forest
  1028. >get up
  1029. >in swamp
  1030. >Twilight's being pulled by Fluttershy
  1031. >run at full speed to Fluttershy
  1032. >make a fist
  1033. >You scream loudly as you drag your fist along the ground
  1034. SHORYUKEN!
  1035. >you drive your fist into Fluttershy's jaw in the most beautiful uppercut known to man.
  1036. >second to only http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbRYTLzkd04
  1037. >Fluttershy goes up three feet and lands face first in the swamp
  1038. Twilight! Are you ok?
  1039. >"A-anon?"
  1040. >She smiles at you
  1041. >you smile back
  1042. >you kiss
  1043. >she looks behind you and stops smiling
  1044. Whats wro-
  1045. >"No Anon!"
  1046. >she pushes you out of the way
  1047. >you roll quickly and kick Fluttershy's hoof away
  1048. >the machete she was holding lands right next to Twilight's face
  1049. Fluttershy.
  1050. >"Yes Anon?"
  1051. Im going to kill you
  1052. >"Is killing your fet-"
  1053. >you grab her by the waist
  1054. >she looks so happy...and innocent
  1055. >Brain: No finish this now
  1056. >I cant
  1057. >Brain: Do it!
  1058. >NO
  1059. >Brain has overrided the system
  1060. >we cannot abort
  1061. >you slam Fluttershy's head against the ground at an angle that breaks her neck
  1062. >she shrieks and then coughs up blood
  1063. >shes still alive
  1064. >crawl over to Twilight
  1065. >Stare into her eyes
  1066. >"Anon."
  1067. Yes Twilight?
  1068. >"Kill her."
  1069. >She says passing out from exaustion
  1070. >you look towards Fluttershy
  1071. >she looks at you
  1072. >eyes pleading forgiveness
  1073. >shes paralyzed
  1074. >stand up
  1075. >walk over
  1076. >pick up Fluttershy
  1077. >she manages a smile, somehow
  1078. >walk while holding her over to a deeper part of the swamp
  1079. >you see a rope
  1080. Perfect.
  1081. >tie it to her leg and tie the other end to a heavy rock
  1082. >go to the deepest part of the swamp
  1083. Goodbye Fluttershy
  1084. >tears swell up in her eyes and her look of fear hit you as you slowly lowered her into the water
  1085. >but you didnt stop
  1086. >you lowered her in and left
  1087. >she drowned
  1088.  
  1089.  
  1090.  
  1091.  
  1092.  
  1093.  
  1094. >"I have a question."
  1095. What Rainbow Dash?
  1096. >"why did you make the story so sad?"
  1097. >then you notice Rarity trying not to cry and Applejack had already teared up
  1098. Im sorry I must have gotten really into it. Its ok though
  1099. >"I-it is?"
  1100. >says Rarity
  1101. Yes. None of that really happened so theres no need to be sad
  1102. >"Well...I wasnt sad."
  1103. >Rainbow says while blowing her nose
  1104. Haha yeah sure
  1105. >Notice Butterquiet sitting outside the window crying
  1106. >she stops and mouths "Are sad stories your fetish?"
  1107. >shake your head
  1108. >flies home
  1109. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1110.  
  1111. Part one end