- >wake up in strange land
- >you swore you were just going to sleep and now you're laying in a field
- >the grass is really bright green
- What is this a disney movie?
- >finally decide to get up
- >observe surroundings
- >dark forest to the right
- >town to the left
- >mountain with castle in front
- >more plains behind
- >head towards the town
- >hear a whiz sound
- Who's there?
- >no answer
- >notice the sky has no clouds in it
- >whatever not important
- >gotta find help
- >arrive in town
- >completely empty
- >very strange buildings
- >treehouse, gingerbread house, and a carousel
- >as you stand admiring the carousel a purple figure catches the corner of your eye
- >you turn and see a pony
- >a purple pony
- >with a horn
- >a ponycorn
- >wat.jpg
- >once reaching you it stops and says
- >"Hello strange creature, my name is Twighlight Sparkle. May I ask why you are here?"
- >holy shit a talking horse!
- >you stare trying to comprehend this
- >"Can you speak?"
- Yes...
- >confused as shit you continue to stare
- >"Great! Why have you come here?"
- I don't know I just woke up in the plains over there
- >she looks just as confused as you
- >"Can you kneel down for a second?"
- Um...sure
- >kneel down
- >her horn starts to glow and she touches your forehead
- >your head feels tingly and cold for the few seconds she did this
- >she stops
- >"You can stand now."
- What did you just do?
- >"Mind reading spell. So you just awoke in the plains?"
- Yeah...
- >"That's so weird."
- >she then signals the buildings
- >more candy colored ponies appear
- >"Don't worry it's not going to hurt us. It's just as confused as we are."
- >ponies start approaching you
- >some with wings or horns
- >this is weird as shit
- >they start staring at you
- >then one says
- >"It's a monkey!"
- I'm not a monkey, I'm a human.
- >"Whats a hooman?"
- >Twilight motions you over to her
- >she moved when you were watching the massive amount of ponies come over
- >"Come with me to my house. I want to ask you a few more questions."
- >go with her because nothing else makes fucking sense
- >inside the treehouse there are 6 ponies including Twilight
- >they all introduce themselves
- >orange one with yellow mane
- >"Howdy mah names AppleJack. I represent the element of Honesty"
- >crazy looking pink one with poofy dark pink mane bounces up to you
- >"HimynamespinkiepieyoulookfunnywhydoyouwalkontwolegsandImtheelementof *breath* laughter!"
- >Cute white one with obviously styled purple mane steps forward
- >"I'm Rarity, element of fashion."
- >Rest of the ponies give her a look
- >blushing she says
- >"I mean generousity."
- >Blue one with rainbow mane hovers over to you and stares you dead in the eye
- >"I'm Rainbow Dash!"
- >She does a flip while saying that
- >"The element of Loyalty."
- >Yellow one with light pink mane steps forward staring at the ground
- >"I'm flutter*mumblemumble*"
- Sorry I couldn't hear that. Can you say it again?
- >"I'm Fluttershy. The element of *squeak*"
- >she hides behind her mane when looking up at you
- >Rainbow cuts in
- >"Shes the element of Kindness. Shes a little shy though."
- I can see that. It's kind of cute.
- >Fluttershy perks up at that and is now looking up at you
- >Twilight says
- >"And I am the element of Magic"
- Alright now that I know you all could you please help me find out why I am here?
- >"Wait, we still don't know your name."
- It's Anon.
- >"Okay well...Anon this still doesn't make any sense. I dont see how you could have just appeared in the plains outside of Ponyville."
- >look back over at the other ponies
- >Fluttershy is looking straight into your eyes
- >Kinda weird but shrug it off
- >Twi continues
- >"I mean where did you even come from?"
- >story time
- >after explaining everything that happened and about Earth, they all have questions
- >first Rarity
- >"Do all 'humans' wear clothes 24/7?"
- Not all the time. We take them off for showers, swimming, and sex.
- >Fluttershy's wings go up when you say sex
- >shes in the back so no one can see
- >but you do, and dont give two shits about it
- >Rainbow next
- >"Are you a mare or a stallion?"
- >she says with her head tilted a little
- >you think
- Stallion. But with humans we call them males and mares females.
- >then AppleJack
- >"What do you eat?"
- Vegetables, fruits, nuts, sweets, and meat.
- >they look at you strangely but continue
- >Pinkie Pie next
- >"Do you like parties? Do you know what a party is? Huh huh huh do ya do ya?"
- Yes I know what a party is. And I enjoy them. I dont go all out but I like them.
- >next Twilight
- >"What are you going to do now?"
- I haven't the slightest idea. Maybe stay for a while and help out. All of you seem nice.
- >All of them are smiling but Fluttershy more so and now blushing
- >last Fluttershy
- >"W-where will y-you sleep?"
- I was hoping that all of you could help me with finding a home.
- >Twi stands up and says
- >"But dont you want to go to your real home?"
- Other than to see a familiar face or two, I really have no reason. Parents died, live by myself, and have no friends.
- >you see Fluttershy in the back tearing up
- >about to say something when interrupted by Pinkie Pie
- >"So who do you wanna live with???"
- Woah woah I didnt mean that I wanted to live with one of you I meant-
- >cut off again, this time by Fluttershy
- >"Why not?"
- Well I dont want to be a burden on any of you.
- >Twi says
- >"I think all of us would be perfectly okay with having you live with us. Right?"
- >she says turning to the others
- >they all say yes and nod
- >"Then how do we get to decide who can take him in?"
- >Rainbow says
- >Twi thinks for a second and says
- >"Whoever has the most unoccupied space in their house can take him in"
- >Jeez fuck these ponies are too trusting
- >"Rarity has the biggest house."
- >says Pinkie
- >Rarity looks at the ground while blushing and says
- >"I'm so sorry Anon but I use most of that space for storage of my fabric and gems."
- >Twi cuts in again
- >"Ok well Rainbow lives on a cloud so that wont work, AppleJack would have to make him sleep in the barn and as we can tell he is not an animal, I dont have any space at all and Pinkie lives in a room in sugarcube corner."
- >all eyes go back to Fluttershy
- >"I guess you'll take him in Fluttershy?"
- >Fluttershy looks at Twi then at you and back to Twi
- >she stands up and walks over to you
- >"Better get a move on, its getting dark."
- Agreed. Well see ya later everyone!
- >you say while walking out the door
- >Fluttershy looks at you strangely
- >"U-um Anon?"
- Yes?
- >"It's 'everypony'"
- Oh oops sorry
- >you walk with this cute shy yellow pony up to the edge of Ponyville and see a medium sized cottage
- >thought she had the most space
- >looks cramped as shit up there
- >fuck you brain accept kindness
- >she opens the door for you
- >you grab the door by the side
- No after you
- >"Aw thats so n-nice of you."
- It's the least I can do
- >close the door
- >Flutters motions you to the couch while saying
- >"I'm gonna go make dinner for us. You sit down there and make yourself at home. I m-mean if you want to...that would be nice."
- >she then flies into the other room and begins preparing the food
- >you are left in a humble looking living room
- >after 4 minutes of just looking around you get curious as to what else is in the house
- >you stand up and slowly go up the stairs
- >there is a bathroom and another room with the door shut
- >open the door
- >get on the floor
- >everybody walk the dinosaur
- >see a bed
- >wait Twi said that she had space in her house
- >didnt see a basement door
- >look back at the bed
- >actually pretty fucking huge
- >for a pony
- >like king size for humans
- >guess thats what she meant by space
- >"Anon! Anon where are you?!"
- >you come back down the stairs to see Flutters looking behind the couch
- >she doesnt notice you
- >decide to hug her from behind
- >she jumps away
- >"Anon! You scared me!"
- I did?
- >"Y-yes you disappeared and I thought I lost you and that you would be alone in this world again and-"
- >you notice the way she talking gets more and more like shes going to cry
- >you hug her silencing her with your chest
- >she inhales deeply
- So...is dinner ready
- >you awkwardly say
- >she snaps out of it but doesnt stop hugging and says
- >"Oh y-yes. Yes! Dinner I almost forgot it is ready."
- >God shes weird
- >But cute
- >she walks into the kitchen and you follow
- >apparently the dining room and kitchen are same room
- >sit down
- >she brings a big pot of stew
- >smells fucking awesome
- >pours you some
- >then herself some
- >about to eat when a bunny walks in
- >you fucktardedly say
- Oh hey a bunny!
- >"Oh this is Angel he's my pet bunny."
- >continue eating as Fluttershy tells you that she can communicate with animals
- >shits fuckin dope
- >finish stew
- >she finishes a little afterwards and rushes over to you and says
- >"Dont worry I can handle the dishes."
- No please Flutters, I want to help
- >"T-thats very nice of you Anon."
- >she says while blushing heavily
- >must be because of the nickname
- Just being kind to the element of kindness
- >give her a smile
- >she blushes and says
- >"I'll be upstairs. C-come up when you are done. Please."
- >finish dishes
- >go upstairs to the room
- >see her curled up on the bed unaware of you being there
- >so cute
- >walk up slowly and quietly
- >and climb in the bed
- >she was more to the right so you had room to
- >but you wanted to cuddle
- >you are a cuddler
- >you wrap your arms around her
- >she jumps and stands up scared
- >then turns around and sees you
- >"C-can you stop doing that please?"
- >gives you sad eyes
- Why? I just wanted to cuddle, sorry
- >"Oh I thought y-you were trying to scare me like before."
- >she lays down facing away from you
- >you wrap your around her again and she scoots back into you
- >both of you fall asleep
- Day 2 in Equestria
- >wake up
- >still wrapped around Fwutters
- >but she is facing you
- >she opens an eye and smiles
- >"Good morning Anon."
- >smile back
- Morning Flutters. Sleep well?
- >her eyes go from regular to lustful
- >"Oh better than I ever have."
- >Confused you say
- What do you mean?
- >"Well its just that nopony ever likes me for more than I appear."
- Woah Woah Fluttershy. What are you implying?
- >with a quick and powerful movement she slaps her lips against yours
- >tongue invading everywhere in your mouth
- >frightened, shocked, confused, and unsure are too many feelings for you to process
- >brain! what do?
- >fuck this im out
- >brain has left the facility
- >one solution
- >jump backwards off bed
- >expect to land on floor unharmed
- >bash head against nightstand and lamp falls over breaking your nose
- >black out
- Day who fucking cares nigger
- >wake up in hospital with Fluttershy and Twilight on either side of you
- Oh my head...
- >"YOU'RE AWAKE!"
- >Fluttershy screams when you talk
- Yeah but what happened?
- >"You fell and hit your head, then a lamp fell on your face."
- Oh. How long was I out?
- >"3 days! I was sooo scared!"
- >Twi interrupts Flutters
- >"Well its good to have you back. I'll admit I was afraid you wouldn't make it."
- >shes not to good with comforting
- Thanks Twi
- >she blushed at the nickname
- >Flutters looks angrily at her
- Whats wrong Flutters?
- >"Oh uh nothing sweetie."
- >"Well uh I'll just leave you two together. Alone."
- >Twi leaves
- >Pinkie enters
- >"Oh Anon! Hiya! How ya feeling?"
- Pretty good actually. Well rested.
- >"So hows everything? Between you two I me-"
- >Flutters cuts in
- >"Um Pinkie can we please have some alone time ok thank you"
- >Flutters pushes her out
- Uh...what did she mean by that?
- >"By what honey?"
- >giving you bedroom eyes
- What did you tell them?
- >She hides behind her mane a little
- >"U-um...n-nothing"
- Fluttershy!
- >"I didnt say anything."
- FLUTTERSHY!
- >she cowers from you yelling at her and then says
- >"I told them that you were my special somepony."
- What is that like a girlfriend?
- >"Y-yes."
- >you stand up in anger and leave the room
- >only to be stopped by the rest of the mane 6
- >Rainbow asks
- >"So...you like Fluttershy?"
- Yes. But not like you think
- >lots of D'aaawws
- >Flutters is now staring at your junk
- Stop it
- >continues to stare now drooling
- >why were you even naked?
- >Fucking ponyville
- Rarity can you make me some clothes?
- >"Of course darling!"
- >she then runs off with you and Flutters right behind enjoying the view
- >you arrive at the carousel and go inside
- >Rarity asks you to stand on a platform while she measures you
- >she goes upstairs for a while to get something
- >just Fluttershy and naked you
- >Slutterfly is dripping wet from her marehood which she is now presenting to you from the floor
- Fluttershy stop thats nasty
- >"You mean this doesnt turn you on?"
- >before you could respond she was kissing you and humping your abs
- >BONER INITIATED
- >no wtf are you doing its a horse
- >i give no fucks
- >IT. IS. A. HORSE. NO.
- >Pussy is Pussy.
- >Fluttershy slaps her cunt down on your member and immediately orgasms
- >she is cum on insertion
- >then you notice Rarity there on the stairs clopping
- >she stands herself up quickly and acts like that never happened
- >"Alright Anon. Here are your clothes."
- >she levitates them to you with magic and shoos you both out
- >probs to clop more
- >you look at Fluttershy
- >she looks at you
- >"A-anon?"
- What?
- >"I love you."
- >whatthefuck.jpg
- I dont love you Fluttershy
- >"Why not?"
- I am a human. You are a horse-
- >"Pony."
- Whatever you understand
- >"No I dont. Is there a way I can get you to love me?"
- No. It wont happen
- >"W-well what if I find your fetish?"
- Go ahead and try, it wont help
- >At that instant a tiny shimmer of light appeared in her eye
- >She got really excited and was bouncing instead of walking
- >"I've got tons of ideas."
- What?
- >"To find your fetish."
- I wasnt being serio-
- >She flew up and began slopply making out with you
- >you pull back
- What the fuck Fluttershy?!
- >"Is making out your fetish?"
- No!
- >"Oh."
- >You are at her cottage now
- >holy shit didnt even realize you were walking
- >open the door for her because you are a gentleman
- >go in
- >shes nowhere to be seen
- >"Oh Anon! Come upstairs sweetie!"
- >why not
- >go upstairs to her room
- >shes laying there trying to be seductive but looking fucking ugly
- What Fluttershy?
- >"Come here."
- >come up closer
- >blam plot in your face
- >you try to scream but she pushes you to the ground
- >now sitting on your face not letting you breathe
- >she gets up
- >feel lightheaded as shit
- >"Is smothering your fetish?"
- NO dont do that ever again!
- >"What about cuteness?"
- >you beam at her only to be greeted with the cutest fucking face in the history of cute faces
- Damnit your cute...but no
- >she gets up looking irritated
- >goes into the bathroom and slams the door
- >what the fuck just happened brain?
- >brain quit earlier
- >oh right
- >go check on her
- >put your ear to the door and hear heavy sobbing
- >whats this feel
- >guilt?
- >god fucking damnit
- >slowly open door
- >Walk up to her
- >and hug
- >She jumps a little then relaxes
- >hear a moan
- >wait wat
- >look down
- >dry humping you
- Fluttershy! Stop!
- >she looks up and notices how serious you are
- >jumps off
- >"Is humping your fetish?"
- No Fluttershy
- >its only been 20 minutes and shes already asked 4 fetishes
- >ohwhathaveyoudone.png
- Can you make me some dinner?
- >"Is food your fetish?"
- No. Stop that
- >"Okay..."
- >she walks down the stairs to get it started
- >go back into room
- >smells funny
- >like flowers
- >Lay down in bed
- Holy shit this is gonna be annoying as fuck
- >take a nap
- >wake up
- >shit, shower, shave
- >put on clothes Marshmellow made for you
- >open door
- >Flutternut falls forward
- Fluttershy were you listening to me in there?
- >she hides behind her mane
- >"M-maybe."
- Why?
- >"I-is eavesdropping your fetish?"
- No and how could that even be sexual?
- >"Just a thought."
- Is dinner ready
- >"Yes its been done for a while now."
- Okay
- >go downstairs
- >see sandwiches with flowers in the middle
- Um Fluttershy?
- >"Yes?"
- Humans dont eat flowers
- >"You dont? Okay well we gotta go to the market then."
- >she says while eating both sandwiches
- You must have been hungry
- >she blushes then turns away
- >"Y-yeah...for your hot monkey dick!"
- Wait Wh-
- >She tackles you to the ground and tries to take off your pants
- >ponies cant take off pants
- >she keeps scraping with her hoof at the button with her head tilted to the side
- >actually really cute to watch
- >"A-anon!"
- What?
- >"How do you get this thing off?!"
- >you stand up
- I guess you'll never find out
- >"You meanie."
- You just tried to rape me and I'm the meanie?
- >you feel a hoof smack you across the face
- >"Dont you ever say that word again."
- What word?
- >"The r word you used."
- Rape?
- >she bucks you in the side
- Ow! Fuck okay Fluttershy sorry!
- >she calms the fuck down and helps you up
- >"I'm sorry Anon."
- Lets just go to the market
- >after 15 minutes of Flutterfuck staring at your junk and slapping your ass you finally get to the market
- >Flutters runs off to get foods
- >see Twi
- >approach
- Hey Twilight!
- >"Oh hey Anon! Hows Fluttershy?"
- Shes been trying to guess my fetish...kinda creepy
- >"Oh Anon you know you like it."
- >she winks
- >with her eye
- >"Oh Anon I almost forgot! Princess Luna has requested to see you later today!"
- Who?
- >everypony around just stares
- >"Shes an Alicorn that raises the moon at night."
- Whats an Alicorn?
- >"A type of pony which has both wings and a horn."
- >Spaghetti oozes from your pockets
- Oh...where does she live?
- >Twi points to the castle you saw when you first appeared
- >"I mean you should probably tell Fluttershy-"
- >Fluttershy flies over
- >"Tell Fluttershy what?"
- >Twi continues
- >"That Anon has been summoned to Princess Luna."
- >Fluttershy looks terrified
- >Twi leans in
- >"Shes afraid of her."
- >give her best 'Oh' look
- Look Fluttershy I'm sure it wont take too long just go home and have dinner ready for me when I get back okay?
- >Flutters looks up at you with sad teary eyes
- >"Ok h-honey. B-be careful."
- >she pecks you on the cheek and flies away
- >Twi giggles
- Okay well how am I gonna get there
- >"Theres a train that comes through. Lets go."
- >walking with purplesmart
- >pretty nice
- >even though she can ask a few too many questions
- >"So have you and Fluttershy you know...done it?"
- Done what?
- >"You know...had sex?"
- NO!
- >she is scared by your response and says
- >"Oh okay w-well sorry for asking."
- >you see some tears in her eyes
- >fucking shit
- >too cute
- >bend down and hug
- I'm sorry for yelling at you
- >she smiles and wipes away tears
- >train comes in
- >both get on
- >you sit down and Twi sits right next to you
- >even though the car is completely empty
- >she starts to fall asleep
- >and puts her head oh your lap
- >so cute
- >pet her head
- >scratch behind ears
- >touch horn
- >"ooh yea."
- >what. what the fuck
- >touch horn again
- >she moans
- >Dick: dude was that a moan? im goin up
- >fuck fuck im gonna wake her
- >Dick:who gives a shit no ones here you could fuck her
- >no its a horse
- >she wakes up
- >stares at the bulge curiously
- >she does the same thing Flutters did when trying to take off your pants
- >then she uses her magic and takes it off along with your boxers
- Wait Twi-
- >her magic closes your mouth and restrains your body
- >she climbs onto your lap and slowly pushes you inside of her
- >she lets out a moan and starts drooling
- >bounces up and down on you
- >tight marehood probably first time
- >she cums and you cum in her
- >Dick: wow these ponies are weaksauce
- >shut the fuck up dick
- >she pulls herself off and licks you clean
- >then unrestrains you
- Twilight
- >"Yes?"
- Put my pants back on
- >"Oh right."
- >after an awkwardly long train ride you finally arrive in canterlot
- Twi dont tell anyone about what happened there. Fluttershy would kill me
- >"You have my word."
- >she looks at you with bedroom eyes
- >fuckin shit
- >she walks you up to the main building
- Wow its huge
- >"Yeah it is pretty big."
- >look at Twi
- >shes staring at your junk
- >Fucking Twilight
- >she walks you into it and then up some stairs to a room that says "Luna"
- >"Have fun Anon!"
- >she teleports away
- >welp...lets do this
- >knock on door
- >door opens
- >see a big dark blue pony with a horn and wings
- >"Oh you must be...um...Anon! Yes Anon! Come in come in!"
- >little too excited
- >walk in
- Hello I am Anon. You requested to see me?
- >then you notice her mane is different than the ones you saw before
- >wavy and sparkling blue
- >it puts you in a trance
- >forget Luna is talking
- >"U-um Anon? Are'st thou okay?"
- Oh um im sorry I was just distracted by your beautiful mane
- >she blushes
- >changes tones from royal to normal
- >"You think it looks good?"
- Yeah
- >"Would you like to touch it?"
- >Dick: wait a minute
- >Dick: i know where this is going
- >dont do it
- >too late
- >Luna is already close to you expecting to be pet
- >you run your fingers through her mane
- >It feels cool and relaxing
- >you move from her mane to her fur
- >she obviously likes the attention and snuggles closer
- >you get to her wing and nudge it a little
- >she lets out a tiny moan
- >dont hear it
- >move your way up to her head
- >scratch behind her ears
- >her head was now in your lap
- >dont do it
- >dont you fucking do it
- >no no no no n-
- >Touch her horn
- >she moans quite loudly
- >and you get a hard on
- >she doesnt notice
- >whew crisis averted
- >run your hand down to her strange mark
- >might as well ask
- Hey whats this
- >she looks back
- >"Oh thats my cutie mark."
- Whats a 'Cutie mark' ?
- >she goes into detail about cutie marks and how ponies earn them
- >fucking weird man
- >you continue petting her while she talks
- >when explaining to you how she got her cutie mark
- >you accidentally brush against her horn
- >she tenses up and lets out a moan
- >"Oh...Anon. I did not know you wanted to play like this."
- I didnt mean-
- >Luna is on top of you
- >boner initiated
- >she sees and uses magic to take off your pants
- >why are these ponies so seductive?
- >be Twilight
- >at home
- >readin some books
- >not really reading them
- >just looking at them imagining how much fun your crush Anon is having now
- >Fluttershy shouldnt have him
- >you should
- Lucky...
- >you say under your breath
- >spike walks in and notices that you are holding the book upside down
- >"You arent even reading that are you?
- No. I cant. Im...distracted
- >"Maybe some sweets will put you back on course?"
- Spike that doesnt make any sense
- >start telling Spike about sugar rushes and such
- >realize you are now at sugarcube corner
- >still lecturing Spike
- >ponies are staring
- >stop
- >no line so you trot up to Pinkie
- >buy Spike a chocolate shake and tell him to pick a seat
- Um...Pinkie I need to tell you something
- >"OOh what is it? A suprise party?! We gonna sneak into the canterlot spells library again? Oh what about-"
- PINKIE!
- >"Okay what is it?"
- Its secret
- >she nods and motions you to the stairs
- >you both walk up there and she closes a door
- >"Ok what is it?"
- Wait promise first
- >"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!"
- >She looks at you
- >"Ok go on."
- I...I...had...
- >"WHAT DID YOU DO?"
- I had sex with Anon!
- >"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!? Fluttershy's special somepony!?"
- Pinkie please I dont know what to do I cared for him since I read through his mind when we first met
- >Pinkie obviously has conflicted emotions about this
- >always wanting to make everyone equally happy
- >after 3 minutes of pacing she stops and says
- >"Well Twilight, I dont know what to tell you."
- What do you mean? What am I supposed to do? Dont you have any ideas?!
- >"Twilight relax. I have ideas. They just arent very good ones."
- Please I need to do something so Fluttershy doesnt find out...but I want him to like me too
- >Confused, Pinkie stares out her window
- >she then jumps up and says
- >"Oh my gosh Im so sorry Twilight I have to go back to my job!"
- >look out window
- >ponies lined up all the way around the shop and angry
- >"But Twilight-"
- >looks over to you
- >"Play it cool. Dont be affectionate when Fluttershy is there. You can share somepony if you play your cards right."
- >she winks and in a pink streak is back to taking orders
- >go back downstairs to see Spike just finishing his shake
- >hes tired
- >put him on your back and head home for the night
- >be Anon
- >Luna is laying next to you
- >damn that was some rad princess sex
- Its uh getting late so I should go...
- >Luna stands up and says
- >"Yes it did last a while didnt it?"
- >give her a smile
- >oh my god
- >brain has reentered the system
- >Brain: you fucked 2 horses in one day?
- >ponies
- >Brain: who cares you fucked them
- >Dick: it was good as shit man
- >you slowly start to stand
- >Luna helps you up
- >she did kind of pound on you
- >and shes not small like Twi
- >oh Twi...
- >begin to go into a trance again but this time looking out on a balcony
- >"Are you alright Anon?"
- Huh what? Oh yes sorry I'm just so tired that I cant focus right
- >"Will you be able to make it back in time?"
- I think so. Well I'll be heading o-
- >Luna stops you
- >"No. Let me teleport you to the town square. I dont want you to get lost and die."
- Um...that was to the point
- >"Sorry. Ok dont move."
- >in a dark blue blur you are now in the middle of Ponyville
- Fuck I'm tired.
- >Luna is not there anymore
- >great now you're going fucking insane
- >Dick: pony fucking insane!
- >Brain: shut the fuck up
- >walk to Flutters' cottage
- >go to open door
- >door is already open
- >its dark inside
- >you enter
- Hello?
- >you say into the darkness
- >suddenly the door slams shut behind you and the lights go on
- >but not the light bulbs
- >candles
- >how the fuck
- >see trail of roses up the stairs
- >fuck no she didnt
- >Smell food
- >turn to kitchen and see a note on window
- >It reads "Anon. I hope you like the food I have prepared for you. Come up when you are done. Hugs Kisses and Fetishes, Fluttershy"
- >look at stove
- >the fuck do they use the knobs with hooves...
- >pot of soup
- >she isnt that diverse is she
- >still eat all of it
- >fatass
- >go up the stairs following the roses
- >in Fluttershy's room
- >Shes passed the fuck out
- >wearing a maid outfit
- >sexy maid outfit
- >Dick: Im gonna do it
- >Brain: No! not three ponies
- >too late you were already on the bed naked
- >Fluttershy was really passed out
- >didnt even wake up when you put your dick in her mouth and blew your loud down her throat
- >she just licked it up and smiled a little
- >fucking creep
- >go to sleep
- Next Day
- >why the fuck do you keep having sex with horses
- >Dick: cause pussy is pussy
- >wake up
- >Flutters not awake
- >get up
- >shit shave shower
- >head up to grapefur's treehouse
- >gotta talk to her about what happened
- >or is it a tree house
- >fuck it
- >arrive at door
- >knock lightly
- >door swings open
- >little dragon guy
- >"Woah what are you?!"
- Hey relax Im friendly. No one told you yet?
- >"No...they dont tell me much."
- >start to like this kid
- >explain most of your story leaving out the Twi sex scene
- >hear a voice from in the tree house
- >"SPIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE-"
- >Twi notices you, backs up, and blushes
- >"Oh...u-um come on in Anon."
- >Spike looks back to you and then closes the door after himself
- Twilight we need to talk
- >"About what Anon?"
- >looks up at you with those cute purple eyes
- About what happened on the train
- >"Oh back for more I assume?"
- >gives you bedroom eyes and rubs her head against your soldier
- >Dick: Im gonna
- >Brain: dont you fucking dare
- >too late
- >"Let me just take these off..."
- >Takes off your pants and boxers with her magic
- >Massive Erection has appeared!
- >Twilight uses lick
- >Not very effective...
- >Erection uses harden
- >Erection's defenses rose
- >Twilight uses experienced deepthroat
- >Its super effective!
- >Erection counters with string shot
- Wow that felt great...where did you learn to do that?
- >"Thats what reading a book and practicing can do for you."
- >She says levitating a book titled "Big book of sex."
- >she levitates you your pants and boxers
- >put them on
- >just in time too
- >Flutters knocks on door
- >Twi opens it
- >"Oh hello Fluttershy! How are you today?"
- >Flutters sees you and flys past Twi
- >Kisses you on the lips
- >then goes back
- >"Now I'm feeling much better."
- >"Ok...well heres the book you wanted Fluttershy."
- >Twi says as she levitates the "Big book of sex." to Shutterfly
- >Fluttershy gives you a sexy look and says
- >"Anon make sure you're back by night, I want to try some of this."
- >She flutters out
- >Twi closes the door with magic
- >"Ahem, as you were saying?"
- On the train, and just now...I dont know how I feel about this
- >Twi's ears flatten and her head drops to the ground
- >"Oh..."
- >fuck
- >feel bad man
- >kneel down and hold her
- >"I...I just thought since you were nice to me that.."
- >shes now crying
- >"Anon I-I have to go!"
- >She runs down into her basement
- >Fuuuuuuccck
- >feel depressed
- >better get help on this
- >speed up time
- >now at Sugarcube Corner
- >walk in
- Pinkie! I need to talk to you
- >no one inside
- >all dark
- >must be closed
- >turn around
- >tackled by laughing pink pony
- >"Whats up Anon?"
- >the fuck did she..whatever
- I hurt Twilight's feelings and I dont know what to do! Pinkie please help me!
- >"Just lay down and tell auntie pinkie all about it"
- >wat
- >you werent even the same species
- >shrug
- >now in pinkies room
- How did we get in here?
- >"Shhhshshh. Lay down and talk."
- >lay down
- >start from beginning leaving out Luna and Flutter sex scenes
- >you had closed your eyes and when you finished you opened them and saw Pinkie with popcorn listening intently
- And thats it.
- >she stares at you
- >then walks closer still staring at you
- Um Pinkie this is kinda weird...
- >"You broke Twilight's heart Anon."
- I...I did?
- >"Well Duh! Twi was crushing on you the whole time!"
- >you start to feel like total shitbaskets
- Oh no...what do I do?
- >Pinkie stares at you and says
- >"Go to her."
- Alright I will!
- >"Wait Anon!"
- What is it?
- >"You might want to get some new clothes and take a shower, stinkypants."
- >You really havent changed yet
- >head to Carousel
- >Just now see the sign that says "Carousel Boutique"
- Oh well thats a decent name
- >"Finally somepony with a sense of fashion!"
- Um Rarity its just me
- >you step inside
- >she looks around then blushes
- >"oh haha um, how may I help you darling?"
- Its Anon and I need some fancy clothes please
- >she turns to you and says
- >"Oh going on a date with a certain special somepony eh?"
- No actually I was going to apologize to Twilight for hurting her feelings
- >Rarity beams at you
- Please Rarity I need these clothes so I dont lose...my best friend
- >Rarity's look softens and she says
- >"Alright give me twenty minutes or so please."
- Um Rarity?
- >"Yes?"
- >you say sheepishly
- Can I use your shower?
- >She looks at you, comes close then backs off and says
- >"Please do!"
- Sorry...
- >"Just go."
- >shower done
- >cramped as hell in there but you managed
- >come down after air drying
- >no towels
- >butt naked
- >Rarity's mouth opens then she shakes her head and says
- >"Well Anon here are your clothes..."
- >she starts biting her lip
- >to worried about Twi to care
- Thanks Rarity!
- >you say as you leave
- >walking fast because its getting late and stalkerfly will hunt you down
- >finally make it to tree house
- >dont even bother to knock just open the door
- >there are books everywhere and some with pages ripped out
- >Spike is not there thankfully
- >tissues and writing scrolls were balled up in a trashbin
- >you hear her sobbing from the basement
- Twilight!
- >you say as you walk down the stairs
- >there is Twilight
- >laying in the corner curled up next to a lot of scrolls
- Twilight...I'm sorry
- >She notices your get up and asks
- >"Why are you back? To use me some more?!"
- No no Twilight! I just want to-
- >you cannot move
- >Fucking Magic
- >look at Twilight
- >her eyes are green and a purple mist is forming from her eyes
- >her horn glows and she points at you
- >brace for impact
- >sudden big dark blue mist appears in front of you and Luna forms
- >Twilight sees her and instantly stops dropping you to the ground
- Ow...thank you Luna
- >"Anon thou must speakst now. Tell her how thou really feel."
- >you stand up and walk over to Twilight
- >kneel down
- >and kiss her
- >she kisses back
- >you pull away
- Twilight Sparkle...I love you
- >"Oh Anon I love you too!"
- >Luna disappears
- >Twilight gives you a concerned look and says
- >"Wait, what about Fluttershy?"
- >as almost right on cue Flutternut crashes through the celing into the basement
- >sees you holding Twilight
- >"I knew it! I knew I couldnt trust you!"
- >you stand up and say
- Look Fluttershy I-
- >she flies right past you
- >"I was talking to you!"
- >Twi was still in a delicate state
- >Fluttershy is pushing her against the wall, screaming
- >"You date stealing bitch!"
- Fluttershy!
- >"Not now Anon honey, momma has to take care of something."
- >She then picks Twilight by her mane and flies up and out of the hole she made
- Shit shit shit shit!
- >you say as you trip over books and stuff trying to get out
- Fluttershy! Bring her back down!
- >Twilight is barely conscious because of whatever magic she used
- >Fluttershy continues to fly off to a mountain in the distance
- >adrenaline kicks in
- >Anon has gained the speed of kenyans
- >running, jumping, swinging on things, and climbing
- >you reach the base of the mountain
- >look up
- >Flutterbitch has Twi in her mouth still and is still flying upwards
- >slower now though because shes not very strong
- >begin climbing
- >make it halfway up the mountain pretty quickly
- >reach for a rock that appears to be attached to the mountain
- >its not
- >your arm and most of your body begin to fall back
- >when falling you see Fluttershy with Twilight
- FLUTTERSHY!
- >your voice echoes and sounds like a giants up at the top where she is
- >scares her
- >she drops Twilight
- >you reach out to catch her
- >while Fluttershutter speeds downward after her
- >turn and look
- >holy shit you're still falling
- >doesnt matter
- >have to protect Twilight
- >Twilight gets close to you and then her horn starts to glow
- >Fluttershy catches up just as Twilight teleports you and her to the everfree forest
- >get up
- >in swamp
- >Twilight's being pulled by Fluttershy
- >run at full speed to Fluttershy
- >make a fist
- >You scream loudly as you drag your fist along the ground
- SHORYUKEN!
- >you drive your fist into Fluttershy's jaw in the most beautiful uppercut known to man.
- >second to only http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbRYTLzkd04
- >Fluttershy goes up three feet and lands face first in the swamp
- Twilight! Are you ok?
- >"A-anon?"
- >She smiles at you
- >you smile back
- >you kiss
- >she looks behind you and stops smiling
- Whats wro-
- >"No Anon!"
- >she pushes you out of the way
- >you roll quickly and kick Fluttershy's hoof away
- >the machete she was holding lands right next to Twilight's face
- Fluttershy.
- >"Yes Anon?"
- Im going to kill you
- >"Is killing your fet-"
- >you grab her by the waist
- >she looks so happy...and innocent
- >Brain: No finish this now
- >I cant
- >Brain: Do it!
- >NO
- >Brain has overrided the system
- >we cannot abort
- >you slam Fluttershy's head against the ground at an angle that breaks her neck
- >she shrieks and then coughs up blood
- >shes still alive
- >crawl over to Twilight
- >Stare into her eyes
- >"Anon."
- Yes Twilight?
- >"Kill her."
- >She says passing out from exaustion
- >you look towards Fluttershy
- >she looks at you
- >eyes pleading forgiveness
- >shes paralyzed
- >stand up
- >walk over
- >pick up Fluttershy
- >she manages a smile, somehow
- >walk while holding her over to a deeper part of the swamp
- >you see a rope
- Perfect.
- >tie it to her leg and tie the other end to a heavy rock
- >go to the deepest part of the swamp
- Goodbye Fluttershy
- >tears swell up in her eyes and her look of fear hit you as you slowly lowered her into the water
- >but you didnt stop
- >you lowered her in and left
- >she drowned
- >"I have a question."
- What Rainbow Dash?
- >"why did you make the story so sad?"
- >then you notice Rarity trying not to cry and Applejack had already teared up
- Im sorry I must have gotten really into it. Its ok though
- >"I-it is?"
- >says Rarity
- Yes. None of that really happened so theres no need to be sad
- >"Well...I wasnt sad."
- >Rainbow says while blowing her nose
- Haha yeah sure
- >Notice Butterquiet sitting outside the window crying
- >she stops and mouths "Are sad stories your fetish?"
- >shake your head
- >flies home
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- Part one end