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Cthulhu (short)

By: FlutterDude on Dec 10th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.53 KB  |  hits: 19  |  expires: Never
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  1. >day 233 in equestria
  2. >wake up
  3. >shit shave shower
  4. >head downstairs and have some mintberry crunch
  5. >hear a knock on the door
  6. >welp here we go again
  7. >open it
  8. >Fluttershy tackles you in terror
  9. "Anon help me!"
  10. >you look past her and see Cthulhu
  11. >looks right at you
  12. >charges
  13. Fuck fuck fuck!
  14. >Brain what do I do?
  15. >brain has taken an early leave
  16. >fuck
  17. >grab mintberry crunch
  18. >throw it at Cthulhu
  19. >Cthulhu explodes but leaves no remains
  20. >Fluttershy looks up
  21. "Are mythical beings your fetish?"
  22. No
  23. >throw her out
  24. >Fucking Fluttershy
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