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The Arena: Introduction

By: Fluffy_Writer on Apr 8th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.75 KB  |  hits: 257  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Get one of those cheap lotto tickets at the local convenience store
  2. >Manage to win a few thousand bucks
  3. >Buy a nice video camera with a tripod
  4. >Buy about 3 acres of land
  5. >Have the entire area fenced in (Chainlink)
  6. >Buy a pit-bull
  7. >Buy about 100 fluffy ponies
  8. >Set up a gate entry on the fence, pulled up by a rope on a pulley system
  9. >Set the camera up on the other side of your new "Arena"
  10. >Buy a foghorn
  11. >Purchase a few coolers
  12. >Buy an ass ton of beer
  13. >Release the fluffies into the arena
  14. >They will live there for a few days and feast off the grass inside
  15. >Bring coolers full of beer, and lawn chairs to the east side of the arena
  16. >Invite friends over
  17. >Put dog in easily transportable, nicely sized crate
  18. >He is calm for now
  19. >The Arena is ready
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