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Demons [Joke]

By: Fluffy_Writer on Apr 13th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.59 KB  |  hits: 325  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Have 4 absolutely adorable little fluffies
  2. >Return home one day from an exciting visit to your favorite church
  3. >You approach the front door and turn the knob
  4. >Looks like you forgot to lock it again!
  5. >Oh well, you are sure nobody in your peaceful neighborhood would be evil enough to break into your home
  6. >Step inside your home and notice an off smell
  7. >Peek into your living room to notice the awful mess of crayons, blocks, toys, dead fluffy, balls, coloring boo-
  8. >Wait what?! Dead fluffy?!
  9. >You rush into the room, and as you do, you notice blood is smeared all over the walls
  10. >You then look at the fluffy who appears to have been torn open and lying next a smeared up mess of what was once a pool of blood
  11. >The blood wasn't completely dried up, but somebody took the time to smear it all over the wall, making crude drawings with the fluffy blood
  12. >You are suddenly greeted by 3 of your excited fluffies, babbling happily to you
  13. >They explain to you about how they painted the walls with fluffy juice
  14. >You are horrified
  15. >Somehow your sweet little fluffies have gone crazy, torn open your other fluffy, and painted on the walls with his blood
  16. >Demonic possession is the only logical explanation
  17. >Frantically call local priest and explain your issue to him
  18. >Priest comes right over'
  19. >Tie fluffies to the leg of the chair so they don't start flying around your kitchen screaming in the devil's tongue
  20. >Priest holds out bible and chants to the fluffies
  21. >Priest closes bible after finishing chant
  22. >"Leave these innocent creatures be!" he shouts as he splashes the fluffies with holy water
  23. >Fluffy ponies drown
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