Title:           Demons [Joke]
Author:          Fluffy_Writer
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/BiwRY2AQ
First Edit:      Friday 13th of April 2012 03:06:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 13th of April 2012 03:06:09 PM CDT

>Have 4 absolutely adorable little fluffies
>Return home one day from an exciting visit to your favorite church
>You approach the front door and turn the knob
>Looks like you forgot to lock it again!
>Oh well, you are sure nobody in your peaceful neighborhood would be evil enough to break into your home
>Step inside your home and notice an off smell
>Peek into your living room to notice the awful mess of crayons, blocks, toys, dead fluffy, balls, coloring boo-
>Wait what?! Dead fluffy?!
>You rush into the room, and as you do, you notice blood is smeared all over the walls
>You then look at the fluffy who appears to have been torn open and lying next a smeared up mess of what was once a pool of blood
>The blood wasn't completely dried up, but somebody took the time to smear it all over the wall, making crude drawings with the fluffy blood
>You are suddenly greeted by 3 of your excited fluffies, babbling happily to you
>They explain to you about how they painted the walls with fluffy juice
>You are horrified
>Somehow your sweet little fluffies have gone crazy, torn open your other fluffy, and painted on the walls with his blood
>Demonic possession is the only logical explanation
>Frantically call local priest and explain your issue to him
>Priest comes right over'
>Tie fluffies to the leg of the chair so they don't start flying around your kitchen screaming in the devil's tongue
>Priest holds out bible and chants to the fluffies
>Priest closes bible after finishing chant
>"Leave these innocent creatures be!" he shouts as he splashes the fluffies with holy water
>Fluffy ponies drown