- >you're out camping with fluffy pony
- >you slept in a tent, had a campfire, made s'mores
- >then you had to spend at least two hours getting the marshmallow out of her fluff
- >but she seems so happy, which makes your heart melt
- >go hiking the next day
- >you start racing
- >fluffy pony reaches her maximum speed of five miles per hour. going downhill. with the wind.
- >you can keep up easily, but you let her get ahead
- >she looks back at you, giggling and gloating
- >she doesnt see the small hole in front of her
- >her leg goes in
- >her momentum carries her through
- >you hear her leg snap
- >she screams instantly
- >you drag her leg out of the hole
- >it causes her so much pain
- >you can tell the bone completely snapped
- >there's nothing you can do
- >even if you brought her back to the city, in pain, to a vet, all they would do is put her down, it'd be much more cheaper
- >a broken leg is a broken leg
- >you hold her close to your chest
- >you tell her it's going to be okay
- >you take off your bandana and tie it around her eyes
- >your hands are shaking
- >you take out your pocket knife
- >it's dull
- >it wouldnt do anything
- >thinking on your feet, you take off your belt, and strap it around her neck
- >you have to do this. it's for her own good
- >"shh... shh..."
- >you feel tears forming in your eyes
- >you tell her you've always loved her
- >you put your foot down on her back, careful to avoid her broken leg
- >you grab the belt
- >you yank upwards
- >she starts flailing under you, trying to escape
- >she instinctively moves all her legs, even the broken one
- >she screams
- >you hold the belt tight until she stops moving
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