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Fluffy Pony Dies by Mower

By: FluffyPonyCollection on Mar 25th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.12 KB  |  hits: 205  |  expires: Never
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  1. >fluffy pony loves to play in the yard
  2. >running around, rolling in the grass and eating dandylions
  3. >this joy always turns to terror when your elderly neighbor starts mowing the lawn
  4. >once you found her curled up in a ball of fluff and nearly catatonic
  5. >a granola bar and a bottle of strawberry milk later she is stable enough to start crying about it
  6. >you want her to stop bawling so you sit with her in your lap, watching cartoons
  7. >you nod off, your playlist continuing on long afterwards
  8. >wake up, fluffy pony is sitting by the back door
  9. >when she notices you've stirred, fluffy pony starts spazzing out
  10. >"Wan pway owside!", even though the neighbor is mowing his lawn AGAIN
  11. >you open the back door and out she bolts
  12. >as you set about making coffee, you are glad she's not as afraid of the mower
  13. >you hear a yelp and your neighbor's stream of profanity
  14. >apparently fluffy pony ran straight for the lawnmower and, being nearly blind, your neighbor didn't notice until she was paté
  15. >dejectedly you pull up your playlist and see the the movie responsible for her suicidal attempt to hug the mower
  16. >The Brave Little Toaster
  17. >stupid fluffy pony
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