Title:           Harbingers: Eagles 1
Author:          FluffyHarbinger
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First Edit:      Monday 30th of July 2012 01:46:49 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 30th of July 2012 01:46:49 PM CDT

Harbingers: Eagles
> ENFF central command and DC region control ENFF-1
> A few hundred men coordinate logistics, deployment, and research for the entire nation
> Local D groups are able to handle how supplies are distributed and what they need
> But, it takes the Central HQ to organize it all
> ENFF-1 is also the flagship unit for the whole organization
> Though small they have more experience than nearly any other exterminators
> Drawn from units across the nation with a unique skill set
> They have taken to wearing small shields over their left breasts like jousters
> The small E unit of only 20 men has been mobilized to cull a megaherd of 1,400
> Several repurposed swat vans and two trucks pulling horse trailers stop by the side of the road
> A mile away, fourteen hundred fluffies are growing in numbers and making their way through neighborhoods
> "Okay eagles, mount up and get the dogs!"
> "Yes sir!"
> With military precision honed over years of extermination the Eagles grab their gear and weapons
> They utilize an age old method of hunting
> Employing animals from horseback
> Around five horse riders, ten footmen with twenty dogs, and five men with their hunting birds set out
> After only a twenty minute trek through the woods they spot the giant herd in a clearing
> Fluffies babble happily and munch on the grass and foliage on the forests edge
> Mothers are brought flowers and other "yummy nummies"
> Foals waddle happily around their mothers playing and hugging their young friends
> Many of these fluffies have not even been alive a week
> And they are about to meet their end
> Footmen spread out around the clearing bringing their dogs
> The men with specially trained hunting eagles remain by the horses
> The commander begins
> Removing a squirming muzzled pony from a travel bag he tears a bit of fluffy from its back
> It screams and thrashes but only muffled cries make it out of the leather muzzle
> Tears streaming from his face he tries to shit and piss but his anus and shaft are covered with duct tape
> His eyes bulge as his precious fluffy protection is stripped piece by piece
> Then a knife is taken to the exposed fluffy skin
> A wail escapes the muzzle as the blade digs into the flesh
> "MMMMMMMH! NMM HMMM HMMHMM! HHHHHHHH!"
> A chunk of flesh is passed to each bird
> This pony has been recently accosted by the assessment team from this very herd
> The dog handlers each have a pony as well
> The captured fluffies suffer excruciating pain
> All so the animals can  gain a taste for their prey
> During the process from the far side of the clearing a shrill scream is heard
> "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
> The fluffies are on edge and several young fluffies shit themselves
> "Wha dat? Fwuffy huwty? Scawed mummah! Why huwty? Smawty guu check!"
> The scream is quickly silenced
> The fluffies and their unseen hunters are still
> Then the smarty and his gang of fluffies enter the woods
> "Hewwo? Fwuffy nee huggies? Smawtie haff big big hewd! Smawty hewp fwuffy! ... Who awe yuu? Yuu huwt fwuffy fwiend! Yuu get big owies!"
> It's now or never
> "CHAAAAARGE!"
> The horses rush into the clearing dogs at their heels
> The fluffies are shocked at the sight of the dogs
> Many charge towards the horses
> "Big fwuffy! Hewp fuwffies! Scawy munstah huwt fwuffies! Hewp!"
> "Hewp big fwuffy! Yuu stwong an hewp hewd! Hewp!"
> "Wuv big fwuffy! Gif huggies an hewp fwuffies!"
> The chattering terrified group of ponies reach the horses, still at full gallop
> The horses crush fragile fluffy bodies under hoof with each step
> "EEEEEP! HUWT FWUFFY! WHY HUWTIES BIG FWUFFY? WHY WEGGEIS NUU WOWK?!"
> Their riders wielding spears stabbing ponies left and right
> "AAAH! Nuu sowwy stick! Nuu huwtie! Fwuffy good fwuffy! I nuu bad!"
> With a flick of the spear the gorged body is thrown through the air landing with a crunch as its legs are shattered
> "Nuuuu! Big fwuffies nuu nice dey meanies! Wun! Wun!"
> The eagles strike next scattering the fluffies
> They grab one sometimes two fluffies at a time and carry them into the sky
> Their massive wingspan easily lifts the light and squirming fluffies
> "HEEEEWP! FWUFFY HUWTIE! NUU FWY! NUU FWY! Biwdy hewp fwuffy, nuu huwty! I sowwyyyyyyy!"
> A few pegasus are grabbed but the sharp talons of the eagles shred their flesh and wings
> When the eagles drop their prey and descend for more the fluffies shatter on the ground
> Only exceedingly lucky fluffy pegasus survive the fall
> They aren't so lucky as they are trampled to death by their own herd
> "Wun! Wun! Why huwt fwuffy? Hewp! Weggies nuu wowk!"
> The herd now in panic mode shit all over everything and everyone
> A miasma of fear and stink begins to fill the air
> The smarty escaped from the initial fray
> The dogs now reach the herd barking and bearing fangs
> "EEEEEE! Scawy munstah! Nuu huwtie! Nuu NUUUUU!"
> The brave smarty friend is torn to pieces
> The dogs are trained well and ignore the stench as they tear into the fluffies
> With a single motion each dog bites a neck and shakes each fluffy like a stuffed toy
> Shit, blood, and urine spraying all over the immediate surroundings
> Then with a final motion the dogs hold their pray and break the neck paralyzing them
> "Sm..smawty nuu smawty, smawty sowwy, I nuu smawty, I sowwy, nuu mowe huwty..."
> He is slowly trampled by fleeing fluffies