Title: Harbingers: Controlled Burn 1 Author: FluffyHarbinger Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/qEn3vPbm First Edit: Wednesday 25th of July 2012 03:47:09 PM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 25th of July 2012 03:47:09 PM CDT Harbingers: Controlled Burn > ENFF-E7 Unit Report. > Blandia State agents have submitted an alarming report. > The largest herd in the State has moved South encountering dozens of herds along the way. > Their numbers swell like a bloated corpse as they enter the swamps. > The herd has now passed the acceptable 1000 fluff mark and blown away the quick reaction requirement. > How a herd of death prone, clumsy, practically brainless fluffies got to 3000 strong is worthy of study. > But, the ENFF regulations are clear. > ENFF-A, the assessment unit, is allowed to observe and study until a heard reaches the acceptable limit. > Once a herd breaks the 1500 quick reaction limit there is no going back. > The local authorities hand over jurisdiction immediately to the ENFF-E extermination units. > All local extermination units are scrambled and agents move in within 24 hours. > The forward scouts report their movements, size, composition, and leadership and agents move in within the hour. > With the limited mental abilities and high vocalizations scouts have an easy job. > As long as a herd isn’t spooked by the scouts the agents have an easy job as well. > However, things didn’t go as planned this time. > Not only were the scouts unable to determine leadership, but they were seen and attacked. > Injuries were not sustained but the scouts were forced to flee in the face of a wall of fluff. > The herd is highly organized and alert with a hidden command structure. > ENFF-E7 has mobilized. > Termination with prejudice. > With a herd numbering over 3000 fluffies traditional methods of extermination are impractical. > And, with the swampy terrain vehicles used in other parts of the country are also unavailable. > Local rangers are brought in to work alongside ENFF-E7. > A plan is devised to split the herd into manageable chunks and hopefully exterminate en’ mass. > Controlled burns are set upwind of the herd.   > You are a fluffy pony. > And a very lucky fluffy! > You have lots of nummies, a family, and a super duper smarty friend. > He’s the smartest smarty fwiend you have ever seen! > You used to be smarty of your own herd but he was so smart and nice you now work for him. > He calls you an “awficer fwuffy” and you are like a smarty to many fluffies. > A little while ago you entered a strange place. > It was full of wawa and scary munstas but your smarty is very smart. > He has shown everyone the path to a safe place in the wawa place. > It’s still wet and scary but the munstas are stupid and your smarty friend knows how to outsmart them. > But, you’re still sad sometimes. > One of your sissies was bitten and had biiiiig owies and then went sleepy for the longest time. > Smarty said I would see her again though, so I’m not so sad, but I really want to see my only sissy again. > He’s a super smart smarty so he must be right! > But, today some new munstas showed up. > They looked like bushes but had no nummies on them. > One of the fluffies saw it move and warned everyone. > It was scary for a little and the mommas were worried, but I knew what I had to do! > I got all the boy fluffies and we all charged the bush munsta at once. > The bush munsta talked very softly to itself but it ran away! > We won! We won! I was so excited and the smarty friend was happy. > But, then we smelled some strange not pretties. > The smarty friend said it was something called “smokies” but I don’t know what that is. > He told me to take my fluffies and hide for a while in the wawa fields. > How strange! Fluffies beat the bush munsta how can this smokies munsta beat us? > The smarty friend then got mad at me for asking. > He said, “Smokies no bad, it fiwe dat come aftaw smokies dat awe bad! Dey buwn fluffies and hurties!” > I know what fiwe is! It bad! Very very bad! > I ran as fast as my leggies could take me to my herd and we went into the wawa field. > It has munstas but fiwe is worse than munstas! > The mommas and sissies are safe in a dry spot in the wawa field and the boy fluffies stand guard.