Title: Harbinger: Blake 1 Author: FluffyHarbinger Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/iPEZZrK6 First Edit: Friday 27th of July 2012 04:36:45 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 27th of July 2012 04:36:45 PM CDT Harbinger: Blake > You are a quiet guy > It has been a while since you joined the 7th unit of ENFF > You prefer to work alone > But, Drake has you training rookies often > Fortunately the latest trainee has completed his regiment last month > His crash course in a major sorties was rough > He'll learn eventually > No mercy, no pity, no hesitation > The best you can do is give the EOS ferals a quick death > Not all of your team agrees > But, you don't have to work with Jayce > Today however your RV is busy > Five smaller herds eliminated already > Two large herds are going to collide in a nearby neighborhood > The assessment unit has them at 150 and 100 fluffies > Apparently they aren't eliminate on sight, but they need to be broken up > A unique task > You have unique skills > After spending time as a marine sniper in Desertistan you have gained deadly precision > But, lost an eye in the process > A dull pain passes over the right side of your scarred face as you remember the event   > Desertistan, city of Somewheresia > An insurgent sniper has your marines pinned down out there > You scan the buildings and spot the flash of a muzzle > The wall four inches from your face explodes into dust > You fire the test shot > Your spotter calculates the adjustment in a second > As you line up the second shot you see the flash > Then you pull the trigger sending hot lead down range > A fraction of a second too late > The lens shatters spraying your eye with shrapnel > Miraculously sparing your life > Your shooting eye however is taken > The enemy sniper is not so lucky > But, your sniping days are over > Back in the states you receive a heroes welcome > Medals, gratitude of a nation, interviews, even a Discovery channel special > Doesn't help that you can no longer fire your rifle > With the right side of your face destroyed a standard rifle is unusable > After hundreds of hours of practice you are able to fire left handed > Being ambidextrous helps, but it's different > Even with training you are unable to return to battle > The only place you feel home   > You first dominate the range > Then the predators in the States, Canada, Mexico > Out to Africa, South America, Far East, Australia > You traveled the world hunting and living it up > But, the money runs out > Government covers living expenses, and the TV deals last for a while > But, world hopping isn't cheap > And you are now practically living on the streets > Aside from your custom rifle and some remaining rounds you're destitute > You can't believe a month ago you were in the outback fighting off snakes and wild dogs > Now the US government has need of your skills again > Unfortunately it's not the work you had in mind > The job is humiliating > The best training the US government can buy and years of hunting experience > All to cull fluffy pony herds > Where did you go so wrong? > Well, not much that can be done about it you need the money   > Your RV moves out radio squawking > "ENFF-E7 2, ENFF-E7 2 you are to head to Snores town. Two herds are converging they are DOS. If unable EOS." "Roger E7 control I'm on my way" > DOS disperse on sight > A difficult job, if you make even one mistake the herd could become unstable and require extermination > It requires finesse to split up a herd without making it hunker down > And, a .308 rifle is the perfect precision tool for the job > The herds are each run by a smarty friend and without them they often break up > But, a herd can be rallied by a new smarty if proper fear isn't instilled > They need to scatter not hunker > If they see you they face you, and you have to wipe them out > You arrive at the neighborhood in question and immediately see signs of fluffy infestation > Corpses in garbage cans, some knocked over trash spread with crying bloated fluffies munching on the garbage > "Why fwuffy bwoffa big? Nuu mommah! Tummie huwty, I eat nummies tummy nuu huwty..." > They will need to be properly disposed of if a fire hazard is to be avoided > The fluffy judgment squad has pioneered the study and removal of gassed fluffies > Nasty side effects of methane overload in the body > Can't shit, can't stop eating due to stomach pains thinking they are hungry, they bloat and bacteria in their bodies swell the ponies to dam size > If they don't die from internal injuries they could be killed in fire and explode into flames > Fires spread easily > They will need collars