Title:           Garage Project
Author:          FluffyHarbinger
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/uT0gYN9x
First Edit:      Tuesday 31st of July 2012 01:51:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 31st of July 2012 01:51:35 PM CDT

> You're working in the garage
> The latest home improvement project drying in front of you
> A coffee table for the living room
> Its stain and varnish drying over the next few hours
> The radio system in your garage plays as the industrial fan blows the fumes out the door
> You decide to take a quick nap in the warm summer sun
> Your awakening is a rude one
> "Fwiend! Why fwiend nuu wake up?! Mummah wan nummies too! Nuu be meanie!"
> There is a small herd of fluffies in your garage
> A stallion is lying face first in a small can of varnish
> You knew you should have just closed it
> The can is just a little too small for the fluffy to get his head back out
> His legs lie limply at his side sprawled out
> Some fear shit on the garage floor
> It's liquid, smelly, foul feces
> The smell hits you as you sit up from your rudely interrupted nap
> Then you feel the fluffy furiously humping on your leg
> His legs clutching your calve as hard as it can
> His little rod tickling on your leg hair
> "Enff enff enff enff hoomin weg feww funny enff enff enff gif enff happy speciaw huggies enff"
> With a flick you kick the white and orange fluffy across the room
> Still erect and humpin the air he whines for special huggies
> "Waa! Nuu! My hips awe movin on theiw own!"
> He humps his way slowly around the garage not finding any way to relieve his throbbing member
> The other fluffies are walking around causing trouble
> Two are pawing the door trying to get into the house
> "Mistaw wet in! Hungwy! Nee' nummies! Haff tummy huwties!"
> Another one is trying to play with a circular saw lying on the ground
> It's not plugged in but is still dangerous
> "Fwuffy pway wiff shiny toy! Owies huwty!"
> The fluffy continues to play with the saw oblivious to the danger
> Then you see the fluffies using your table as litter box
> The varnish is still not dry
> The damage has been done
> It will be needed to be resanded, repainted, and refinished
> Hours of work
> "EEEEhhhhhhhhhhhh ahh... poopies done! Good poopies on big wittew box!"
> You get up and bash the beer bottle in your hand over the offending fluffy
> Are you drunk?
> Eh probably not but you're pissed
> "OOOWWWIIIEEESSS! WHY HUWT FWUFFY?! FWUFFY MAKE GOOD POOPIES! NUU BAD!"
> The bottle didn't shatter
> You break it over the fluffies horn shattering it and the bottle
> "AHHHHH! WHY!!! HOWN HUUUUUUWT! EEEEEEEE!!"
> You shove the broken bottle into the fluffies ass
> "POOPIE BIG HUWT BIG HUWT! HEWP HEWP!"
> Blood and bile flows into the bottle and trickles out of the opening
> The fluffies in the garage turn to you and puff their cheeks
> All but the still humping stallion
> "Weggies hewp! Nee fight bad hoomin! Nuu mowe speciaw hugs pwease?"
> The fluffy near the circular saw doesn't even need your help
> He lifts his head to face you and gouges his eyes on the saw blade near his face
> "EEEEE! FUN TOY NUU FUN! IS HUWTY MEANIE TOY! HEWP! IS DAWK!"
> He backs up into the wall thrashing and bumps his face into a box of nails on the ground
> "EEEEEEE! WHY HUWT EYES?! WHY HUWT WHY? WHY?"
> The smarty puffs his cheeks and goes to make bad poopies on you
> He slips on the fear shit from the varnish slain fluffy
> In scooby doo fashion he slides towards you
> You boot him in the face and sends him flying towards the trash cans
> The lid flips off and falls on him
> "Hewp! Dawk! Haff huwties an need huggies! Haff nuu smeww pwetties huwties!"
> The lid is now sliding around the garage floor
> The smarty under the lid knocks over several fluffies
> They proceed to attack him bouncing on the heavy plastic
> His herd stomps on the lid till it stops moving
> The humping fluffy finds a piece of splintered wood soon after
> "Enff enff yes! make speciaw huggies enff enff e.. e... EEE! HUWTY! HEWP! HEWP!"
> His penis pumping furiously onto the splintered edge of wood
> His bloody and splinted member now mangled he manages to make his way off the wood and continues to hump
> "HEWP! NEE GUUD SPECIAW HUGGIES NUU BAD SPECIAW HUGGIES! HEWP! HEWWWWWP!"
> The other fluffies have forgotten that you stabbed their friends butt and smashed his horn and are trying to give him hugs
> "Huggies make bettew? Ewwwww... nuu smeww pwetty!"
> The bleeding fluffy ignored and crying slowly crawls around
> "P-p-pwease m-m-make hu-huwties g-g-hh-guu way"
> The two fluffies return to pawing at the door
> The smarty still not moving under the lid though sobbing can be heard
> The blinded fluffy still screaming about eyes and running into sharp objects worsening the damage
> "MY WOWD IS A WOWD OF TOWMENT AN PAIN!!"
> And the white and orange fluffy still humping anything in range
> He finds a foal and furiously pounds his splinter blood dick into it
> "EEEE! NUU! BAD HUGGIES! BAD HUWTIES! HEWP!"
> Its little foal butt wrecked by splinters and phallus
> The mother runs over and tries to buck the humping fluffy but he just manages to start humping her face
> It was amazing to watch
> Her mouth was destroyed but the splinters were somehow removed from the stallion
> He's not satisfied though as the splinters still hurt
> Like a perverted cyclone he humps his way around the floor
> This is too weird
> Then he finds a dam fit to birth
> The humping lasts for ten minutes
> Dam screaming but the other fluffies are now too scared to intervene with the fluffy fucking whirlwind
> He finally finishes flopping over dead and satisfied his soul released to the plane of sex craved creatures
> The relentless fucking caused the dam to birth
> Chirping foals now the center of the room
> Baby voices and cooing while the foals try to feed too young to speak or see
> Okay this has got to stop you're gonna get diabetes
> You grab the shop vac
> Turning it on was like opening the elemental plane of shit
> All of the fluffies even the new born foals and dead ones shit themselves
> You bring the vacuum towards the herd
> They flee leaving the exhausted dam and foals, blind fluffy, humping fiend who died of exhaustion, smarty under the lid, and bleeding still shitting fluffy
> Sucking up the foals with a quick *fooop* *fooop* *fooop* and throwing the crying dam outside you turn to the other fluffies
> The varnish slain fluffy is thrown into the trash
> Can still on his head
> The smarty under the lid is beaten senseless by his herd
> He's chucked
> The dam keeps coming back and you throw her into the trash as well
> Blindo' the blind fluffy is also chucked still screaming about eternal pain and suffering in this life and all others
> And the corpse of the greatest fluffy fucker is also disposed of
> Shit, blood, and fluff covers the garage floor
> Your table is ruined and you begin cleaning
> Again