Title:           Daughter in Your Eyes 1
Author:          FluffyHarbinger
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/hBhh27cA
First Edit:      Thursday 9th of August 2012 11:10:30 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 9th of August 2012 11:10:30 PM CDT

Daughter in Your Eyes
> Fwuffy
> Yuu fwuffy
> Haff fwuff and weggies
> Oh no! whew weggies?
> ...
> Oh, thewe they awe
> Siwwy weggies yuu scawe fwuffy
> uh...
> Yuu haff fwuff, weggies, taiw, eaws, mouf, an eyes
> Daddeh caww yuu wetawd
> Yuu wuv name!
> "Wetawd wetawd wetawd!"
 
> You're the owner of a wall-eyed fluffy
> Not the stereotypical grey and yellow pegasus
> She's a pure grey unicorn with blue eyes
> Well, aside from her brown and yellow backend she's pure grey
> Currently she’s chanting "retard" but in a fashion that would cause even fluffies to question her intelligence
> "Wweewawd weewawd weewawd!"
> Her tongue wags stupidly
> A few seconds ago she forgot where her legs were
> "Weggee? Nyuuuu... weggee..."
> She sulked till she noticed the legs attached to her body
> Now she lifts one leg at a time and bounces around happy as a clam
> You feel happy as a clam as well
> A suicidal drug addict clam
> Who is having a serious life crisis
> And has depression
> The point is you're not happy with Bunny
> Not that she could remember her name
> "Buuhni wheew bunnhni?"
> "Buuuuuuhhnnniiii!"
> She sobbed for hours
> At first for losing the unseen friend "Bunny"
> Then she forgot why she was crying and cried because she was crying
> It's a vicious cycle
> Punishment is out of the question
> Her emotional state turns on a dime
> Any negative actions or pain and she squeals and cries and screams
> It takes hours for her to return to "normal"
> You raised her since she was a foal
> At first it was cute
> She waddled and babbled like a baby
> That silly look on her face tongue hanging out to the side
> "Wauv dada!"
> Sigh...
> After she watched "Babies!"(tm) Bunny has been in a near constant state of denial
> "Fwauffeh haff bebbeebeb! Beeehhbeeb! Muahmauh wahn babbee!"
> You have managed to keep her from talking about it by removing her fluffy shaped toys, all mirrors, and small soft toys from her room
> She sometimes still manages to remember watching the show
 
> Fwuffy wuv fwuffy!
> "Weetahw! We.."
> Fwuffy foget...
> Fwuffy wan... nummies?
> Tummie yuu huwty?
> "Nuu fwuffy nuu huwties!"
> Yay!
> uh... poopie nee poopies?
> "Nyu poopies fwuffy!"
> Whaa fwuffy foget?
> Ba.. baww?
> Nuu…
> Bab.. babb... babbeh?
> !!
"Babbeh! Babbeh! Whew Babbeh? Mummah Hewe!"
 
> Damnit not again
> "Baaubhaee! Baebbhee! Hwaee Babbii? Muahmuae heah!"
> You can't tell her she isn't a mother
> That didn't go over well last time
> This can't continue either; she will become extremely depressed if this goes on
> That lingering pain that she isn't a mother
> She's having less fun since then
> It'll only get worse
> Until she is actually a mother
 
> Daddeh say bunny be mummah!
> Nyuu faiw fwuffy wan be mummah!
"Daddeh why bunneh be mummah? Fwuffy wan be mummah!"
> "Ur gon be mom too"
> Hu? Daddeh say fwuffy be mummah tuu?
> Yay!
> Babbeh!
"Whew bebbeh? Mummah nao! Bebbeh?!"
> "Ur nyu mom now, you suun be mom"
> ...?
> Nuu now? Soon?