Title:           Cool Cat 2
Author:          FluffyHarbinger
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First Edit:      Monday 13th of August 2012 09:33:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 13th of August 2012 09:33:58 PM CDT

> A full blown blizzard has hit the city
> The fluffies cower as the wind howls like banshees through the alley
> "NUUU! WINDIES SCAWY! WOUD! SCAWY BAD WINDIES! HEWP! HEWP SMAWTY! TUU WOUD! WINDIES BAD! COME GET FWUFFY! HEWP! HEWP! NUU HUWTY!"
> The herd is backed against the far side of the box hugging one another and trying their hardest to resist urinating in fear
> Foals aside who peed in fear only a tiny bit of dark brown urine as they squeak loudly for their mother clutching her fluff and crying weakly
> The loud howling noise even has the cat concerned
> 'Damn that's loud. What's up? Fuck.'
> In the howling wind the cat doesn't see, hear, or smell the rival feline enter the alley at full sprint
> All black and aggravated when her hiding place was uprooted by the powerful winds she searches for a hiding place
> An open cardboard box looks perfect
> Then the fluffies see the monster leap into their box
> Standing perplexed the cat assesses the fluffies
> All well acquainted with the "Kittie munstah" they do what only fluffies can
> And fire pungent fear shit in unison
> "NUUUU! KITTEH MUNSTAH GET FWUFFY! NUU TAKE WAY!"
> The cat repulsed by the liquid and acrid feces decides to evict the defenseless residents of her new warm box
> Across the alley the orange cat hears his prized food source screaming for help
> Tumbling, running, and being thrown through the air they flop in the snow and wind
> A black cat is swiping, batting, and kicking the fluffies as they try desperately to stay in their box
> "NUU! WINDIES MAKE FWUFFY SWEEPIES! NUU MAK FWUFFY WEAVE! DIS FWUFFY BOX! YUU WEAVE! HEWD WE HAFTA GIFF OWIES! GIFF OWIES OW WE AWW SWEEPIES!"
> The red fluffy is attacking the cat best he can
> His friends try to protect themselves but don't really attack the larger black cat who now has a struggling foal in its fangs
> "eep! eep! eep! eep!"
> It's legs squirms and fight with all its remaining strength as slimy runny poop falls out and dark yellow urine leaks out
> The black cat silences the squeaking foal by clamping down on the baby’s neck
> It lies limp as the cat begins to eat
> Then the orange cat makes a choice
> 'No one messes with my food'
> Like the wind itself he tears out of his hiding place
> Claws bared and howling tears into his opponent
> "WHAT! TWO KITTIE MUNSTAS?! AAH!"
> In the ensuing scrap the smarties face is swiped his cheek leaks blood that darkens his red fur
> "AAH! OIEEESS! SMAWTY HUWT! OWIES!!"
> "nuu! Smawty haff booboo juice! Hewp smawty!"
> The herd surrounds their injured and crying smarty and the remaining squealing foal who chirps desperately for warmth and safety
> “HEWP! HEWP! WUV! WUV! HEWP! HEWP! MUMMAH! HEWP! SCAWED! HEWP! HEWP!”
> Fighting viciously the black cat is surprised by the orange's sudden attack
> 'The fuck man? I just want a place to sleep, god damn!"
> The orange cat doesn't relent
> 'That is my food over there! They'll die without that box! They die, I die, so get outta here!'
> 'Shiggy Diggy'
> 'Fuck youuuuuu'
> The hissing and screaming cats battle viciously
> Fluffies watch in awe as their tormenter protects them from another monster
> The black cat after getting bitten and scratched multiple times finally relents
> 'Fine see if I care! It's not like I wanted to share this alley with you or anything! Baka!'
> The black cat runs into the blizzard tears forming in her kitty eyes
> Injured and slightly confused the orange cat now looks at the state of his foods' safe place
> Way to wet
> The shit will freeze and this place is now unusable
> Now injured and still crying the blood red and bleeding smarty moves towards the cat trembling in fear and the cold
> "Y-you nuu h-h-huwty?"
> The cat purrs and licks the fluffies wound
> "Teeheehee k-kitteh t-t-tickow!"
> Then he walks towards his shelter and sees it's not safe
> "Nuu... safe box nuu safe... cowd... scawed poopies..."
> The cat rubs the fluffies side
> The fluffies look confused as the orange cat slowly walks towards his hiding place
> Sighing a big tired kitty sigh the cat looks at the fluffies then ahead trying to signal them to follow
> Too cold to stay in the alley they eventually follow their new kitty savior
> All but the mare who is silently sobbing trying to cover her two weak foals from the cold
> The other died during the ensuing tussle of fear
> Its little heart gave out too weak from hunger
> Their silent bodies lay still under her sobbing shivering
> One with its head twisted and bloody, the other still embracing its mother
> Ignoring the mare for now the cat will return at night and feast again once she's died from the cold
> For now though the cat sits amid several babbling and hugging fluffies
> If they could understand body language or cat speak they would know what the cat was saying
> 'stop stop stop stopit cut it out stop ugh.. you stink stop no don't... ugh... stop stop...'
> The fluffies however cuddle, hug, and talk to their former tormenter
> "Fwuffy wuv kitteh, yuu good kitteh! Hewp fwuffy hewd an safe fwuffies!"
> The immediate danger over and still overjoyed to meet their new protector the fluffies don't notice how hungry they are
> Soon the storm will break however, and their protector will once again become their hunter as the fluffies forage for food once more
> The distant memory of the hunter turned guardian lingers however
> And becomes a fable passed down by the small herd
> The smarty always tells the foals how the cat was still evil in the end
> But, most foals don't remember that part and wander from their herd to meet the "goo' nice kitteh"
> The fat cat remains well fed and eventually get some of black's pussy
> Heyoo'
> And the cat lived happily ever after