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The Munchies

By: Fluffapaloosa on Jun 13th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.84 KB  |  hits: 271  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Your pet fluffy's foals claim they can now move to regular fluffy food.
  2. >Put them to the test.
  3. >Separate mother and foals into different rooms.
  4. >Deprive foals of food, mumma's milk or otherwise, for the weekend.
  5. >By the time the weekend is over the foals are begging for food.
  6. >"Pwease daddy wan' nummies!""Whewe mumma?""Tummy ouchies..."
  7. >They're trying to get your attention standing on their hind legs, leaning on the wall of their pen.
  8. >Begin preparations.
  9. >First, pin fluffy mama to the floor with nails.
  10. >She resists the inevitable.
  11. >"Waaahhh! Dat huuuuwwtttsss! Pwease stawp! Wan' babehs!"
  12. >Inject morphine into her body.
  13. >Can still talk but body is totally numb.
  14. >Move the foals' room.
  15. >You are met with a cacophony of fluffy babble.
  16. >Inject each fluffy foal with a concoction of various drugs.
  17. >Wait a couple minutes.
  18. >Fluffies eventually stop complaining about getting shots, but become even more restless.
  19. >They are now an insatiable horde of locust fluffies, with complete disregard for anything or anyone.
  20. >Luckily their teeth are too weak, even on drugs, to hurt you.
  21. >Pick them up and transfer them to the mama's room.
  22. >As you set them down let them get a glimpse of their mama.
  23. >They struggle in your grip when they see her.
  24. >The mama is relieved to see her babehs, but still worried.
  25. >"Babeh! Pwease gif babeh daddeh! Wan' gif huggies!"
  26. >You unleash the foals into her pen all at once.
  27. >As they run towards her at full fluffy speed she is estatic.
  28. >"Yay! Babehs! Come to mumma!"
  29. >She is met with desperate cries, but not for mumma.
  30. >"Nummies! So hungy! Eat naow!"
  31. >They descent upon the mother fluff and immediately begin to feast on her.
  32. >She is confused at first, in fact kind of happy.
  33. >She thinks they're giving her hugs.
  34. >Her first reaction is "Why no feew huggies?"
  35. >Then, as their drug-induced jaws begin breaking skin, she gets more anxious.
  36. >"Wah? Boo boo juice? No wan'! Why babehs make boo boo juice?"
  37. >They begin devouring her torso, all four legs, even trying to get into her skull.
  38. >"Nuuu! Babehs nu huwt mumma! Gif huggies nuu huwt!"
  39. >Her legs are slowly disappearing before her eyes into the foals' mouths.
  40. >They have no gotten into her chest cavity as well, getting at the organs.
  41. >Won't be long now.
  42. >Her blood has cover the front halves of their bodies.
  43. >She can only sob now as her own babies consume her for sustenance.
  44. >"NU HU HUUU! NU WAN' DIS! WUV BABEHS!"
  45. >Can't even struggle because of paralysis.
  46. >Finally the raging foals bust into her brain and begin to feed on the grey matter.
  47. >Fluffy mama starts fading away from consciousness due to blood loss, organ failure, and brain damage.
  48. >"Nu...babehs...wuv..."
  49. >Fluffies are finished with their meal.
  50. >Keep them caged in the pen until they calm down.
  51. >The next day the fluffies ask you where their mumma is.
  52. >Put on your best Rafiki impression.
  53. "She lives in you."
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