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Fluffies and kids don't mix

By: Fluffapaloosa on Jun 15th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.00 KB  |  hits: 229  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be a female caregiver at a group home.
  2. >The three children you take care of all have some range of autism.
  3. >They like toys so you decided to get them fluffy ponies for them to play with.
  4. >One blue pegasus stallion, a male black unicorn, and a green earth mare.
  5. >The fluffies play well with the children.
  6. >Both are easily entertained by things fluffies like to do.
  7. >They can spend hours playing ball, or blocks, or hide and seek.
  8. >The fluffies also serve for calming the kids.
  9. >Petting a fluffy on your lap while it coos softly can do wonders.
  10. >You make sure though that whenever playing is done you are supervising it.
  11. >The fluffies sleep in one room, and the children in another.
  12. >Fluffies come to be considering part of the family.
  13. >One evening you're making spaghetti for the whole family.
  14. >You are in the kitchen getting started boiling the water and warming up the sauce.
  15. >The kids and fluffies are playing right in the next room.
  16. >You got a Nintendo 64 for the kids.
  17. >Sometimes they'll play on it for hours, staring at the TV, with the fluffies equally entranced.
  18. >Right now one child and fluffy are playing on the Nintendo, and the others are just playing on the floor.
  19. >You got out to check on them.
  20. >Gary gets up and asks you if he can go to the bathroom.
  21. >You say yes and tell him to be quick because dinner will be ready soon.
  22. >Twenty minutes later you've finished the giant batch of spaghetti, along with broccoli and biscuits.
  23. >You go in the family room and announce that dinner is ready.
  24. >Wait a minute...
  25. "Where is Gary?"
  26. >"He still in bathroom."
  27. >You tell the children that they are not allowed to be in the bathroom for more than fifteen minutes.
  28. "...What the? And where is Flower?" the green fluffy is gone.
  29. >"Huh? Dunno."
  30. >Things are falling apart.
  31. >You don't like not knowing where the people and things you are responsible for are.
  32. "You all play a little longer. I'll be right back."
  33. >"Okay mommy! Huwwy pwease, wan sketties!" you hear from the black unicorn, Crater.
  34. >You hurriedly walk upstairs.
  35. >Knock on the bathroom door.
  36. "Gary, it's time to come out. You've been in there too long." you say with a nice but authoritative tone.
  37. >"Okay..."
  38. "And where is Flower? She's your fluffy."
  39. >"Uhhh, dunno. No come in."
  40. >Hmm sounds suspicious.
  41. >Then you hear screams coming from inside, along with splashing.
  42. >"Nuuu! Fwowa no wan wawa! Pwease stawp!"
  43. >Flower's in there! And Gary is doing something to her!
  44. >Open the door.
  45. >You she the green fluffy in the toilet flailing her hooves wildly.
  46. >She can't get out of the smooth toilet bowl.
  47. >Gary has his fingers on the handle.
  48. >He's been known to flush toys down the toilet before for no apparent reason.
  49. >Now it looks like he's trying flush this fluffy, which he considers a toy, as well.
  50. >"Gary flush toy."
  51. "No stop!!"
  52. >Before you get to the toilet Gary has flushed it.
  53. >Flower starts to submerge into the water.
  54. >"WAAAGHRRHGHRHGH HEWP!!"
  55. >You grab the fluffy pony from the toilet just before she would have disappeared and been crushed by being forced through the exit.
  56. >Carry Flower back to family room and rest her on a blanket.
  57. >She's choking and gagging.
  58. >Must have swallowed some water.
  59. >You squeeze the fluffy as hard as you can to get the water out of her.
  60. >The other kids and fluffies huddle around you.
  61. >"What wong wif fren? Seabweeze gif huggies?" blue pegasus Seabreeze udders.
  62. "No stay back! I'm trying to save this animal's life!"
  63. >"Wha?? Fwen big owwies? Huggies make betta." Crater says.
  64. >It's not working, she's still choking, and there's not much time left before she dies.
  65. >Begin performing rescue breaths into the fluffy's mouth.
  66. >This is the only way she might be saved.
  67. >Finally Flower coughs up the water she had and starts breathing normally.
  68. >Once she regains her composure she starts crying and giving you hugs.
  69. >"Fank you mommy. Hewp fwuffy fwom wawa munsta."
  70. "You poor girl..."
  71. >"Fwuffy cowd..."
  72. >Wrap Flower in the blanket to dry her off and get warm.
  73. >Starting to think putting fluffies with autistic children was a bad idea.
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