- >You are a regular guy in your apartment when you hear a thump out on your balcony.
- >Looking out your window, you see a black fluffy pony, staring down on the city in the rain.
- >”Evy wan kiwws fwuffies dese days,” he says to no one in particular. ”Bu I am fwuffy of vengeance.”
- >He’s wearing a black cape and mask. It’s sort of adorable.
- >”I wiww wevenge evy fwuffy wost to da cweavers and bwowtowches of the aboosefags,” he goes on.
- >Who the hell is he talking to?
- >”I wiww wevenge evy fwuffy momma wost, evy bebeh kiwwed.”
- >Is that fluffy monologuing?
- >”I am Da Fwuff,” he says, “an I am comin’ foh dem.”
- >He looks up, letting the cold rain wash through his fluff.
- >The Fluff drowns, and falls off your balconey
- >You go back to the internet.
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Fluffy Vengence
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