Title:           SCP-1981
Author:          Flaming_Fun
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/12Tbr5yb
First Edit:      Sunday 30th of September 2012 04:24:06 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 30th of September 2012 04:24:06 PM CDT

>Be Agent Anonymous
>Recently acquire a fluffy, as they're all the rage right now- for some, the stress-relieving aspect
>For others the love and hugs
>You are in the first camp
>And you have access to SCP-1981
>And your fluffy will be watching it soon
>Grinning madly, you pick up your fluffy
>"Wanna watch a funny movie?"
>"Fwuffy WUV funneh mowies!"
>You bring it into a containment chamber
>And walk into a nearby room that's observing your fluffy
>That's how you got clearance to do it- under the guise of a research experiment in fluffy fear responses
>You sit down and wait for the show to begin
>It begins as usual
>No sign of 1981-1
>"Hello there, dead souls!"
>The crowd boos
>"Dat wight! If audience dere, den no wai dat dey take longest sleep!"
>"Of course, there are the few of you that live, and will spend their time roaming the silent freeway for their lifetime."
>A small cut appears below his eye
>The fluffy's a little confused
>"Wha? Wai scawy munstah get owchies? Wai scawy munstah not know?"
>It winds up being five minutes of him talking before something important happens
>SCP-1981-1 appears again
>"Oh would you look at the time. It's been a while, am I right?"
>SCP-1981-1 just stares at the fluffy
>"DADDEH! Hewp! Scawiew munstah tawking to ME!"
>Wait
>What
>SCP-1981-1 is talking to the fluffy
>Without any noise
>What the fuck is going on
>"Daddeh! Bwack munstah tawking about 'waping' and 'muwdewing'! Fwuffy dunno wha dose things awe!"
>What the fuck is it doing
>"Munstah is tewwing me wha dese tings awe."
>SCP-1981-1 looks just at you
>Through the one-sided mirror
>It points at the fluffy at then points at you
>It then moves its arm across its neck
>Time to abort this test
>You walk in to turn off the tape and pick up your fluffy, but it tuns away from you
>"Bwack fwiend new daddeh. He tewws me scawy, funny, and wondewfuw things."
>"And new daddeh says dat owd daddeh must take the longest sleep before he gif me skettis!"
>He charges at you with the strength of ten fluffies
>Unfortunately, 0*10=0
>It starts nibbling your leg
>There's intense pain there
>You look down
>It's turning black
>You get a cut on you forehead
>It doesn't hurt
>You see the future
>You see the end
>Your arm has a deep gash
>You don't care