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SCP-1981

By: Flaming_Fun on Sep 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.26 KB  |  hits: 53  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Agent Anonymous
  2. >Recently acquire a fluffy, as they're all the rage right now- for some, the stress-relieving aspect
  3. >For others the love and hugs
  4. >You are in the first camp
  5. >And you have access to SCP-1981
  6. >And your fluffy will be watching it soon
  7. >Grinning madly, you pick up your fluffy
  8. >"Wanna watch a funny movie?"
  9. >"Fwuffy WUV funneh mowies!"
  10. >You bring it into a containment chamber
  11. >And walk into a nearby room that's observing your fluffy
  12. >That's how you got clearance to do it- under the guise of a research experiment in fluffy fear responses
  13. >You sit down and wait for the show to begin
  14. >It begins as usual
  15. >No sign of 1981-1
  16. >"Hello there, dead souls!"
  17. >The crowd boos
  18. >"Dat wight! If audience dere, den no wai dat dey take longest sleep!"
  19. >"Of course, there are the few of you that live, and will spend their time roaming the silent freeway for their lifetime."
  20. >A small cut appears below his eye
  21. >The fluffy's a little confused
  22. >"Wha? Wai scawy munstah get owchies? Wai scawy munstah not know?"
  23. >It winds up being five minutes of him talking before something important happens
  24. >SCP-1981-1 appears again
  25. >"Oh would you look at the time. It's been a while, am I right?"
  26. >SCP-1981-1 just stares at the fluffy
  27. >"DADDEH! Hewp! Scawiew munstah tawking to ME!"
  28. >Wait
  29. >What
  30. >SCP-1981-1 is talking to the fluffy
  31. >Without any noise
  32. >What the fuck is going on
  33. >"Daddeh! Bwack munstah tawking about 'waping' and 'muwdewing'! Fwuffy dunno wha dose things awe!"
  34. >What the fuck is it doing
  35. >"Munstah is tewwing me wha dese tings awe."
  36. >SCP-1981-1 looks just at you
  37. >Through the one-sided mirror
  38. >It points at the fluffy at then points at you
  39. >It then moves its arm across its neck
  40. >Time to abort this test
  41. >You walk in to turn off the tape and pick up your fluffy, but it tuns away from you
  42. >"Bwack fwiend new daddeh. He tewws me scawy, funny, and wondewfuw things."
  43. >"And new daddeh says dat owd daddeh must take the longest sleep before he gif me skettis!"
  44. >He charges at you with the strength of ten fluffies
  45. >Unfortunately, 0*10=0
  46. >It starts nibbling your leg
  47. >There's intense pain there
  48. >You look down
  49. >It's turning black
  50. >You get a cut on you forehead
  51. >It doesn't hurt
  52. >You see the future
  53. >You see the end
  54. >Your arm has a deep gash
  55. >You don't care
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