Title:           SCP-008
Author:          Flaming_Fun
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/b6uKm1wC
First Edit:      Sunday 30th of September 2012 04:18:55 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 30th of September 2012 04:18:55 PM CDT

>Be a green fluffy
>You live in a nice white place called the EssSeePee Foundation, Site 19
>Whenever they say the name, you giggle
>"Yoo say pee!" Gets out every time before the laughter sets in
>Get sick one day
>Start feeling cold
>"Daddeh, wai cowd? Fwuffy good fwuffy!"
>Daddy just says "It's gonna be all right, just don't worry."
>He goes to his talky box
>"Fuck, we have might have a SCP-008 containment breach!"
>You stop giggling
>You don't know what "containment breach" means, but many of Daddy's friends take the longest sleep during them
>You've been feeling cold since yesterday- you just forgot, since the spaghetti was yummy.
>All of a sudden, you start feeling sleepy
>"Daddeh, fwuffy go to bed now."
>Just before you fall asleep for the last time, you hear your daddy saying "Confirmed containment breach! Evac immediately!"
>You feel a little scared before you remember that the breaches are always fixed
>You never wake up as a fluffy again
>You are Agent Anon, the SCP Foundation's cream of the crop
>Your fluffy was recently found to be infected with SCP-008
>You're not taking it well
>Finally, they let you take part of the testing
>You are only supposed to watch the testing
>And intervene if it goes wrong
>It goes wrong, of course
>It starts out innocently enough
>Some blood tests
>Stuff like that
>Then it all goes to hell
>"Testing if fluffies will react to loved ones."
>You're the fluffy's only loved one
>Fuuuck
>Nobody resists it, even though you've singlehandedly stopped a 682 breach
>The fluffy looks at you
>"Mawtini hate munsta!"                                                                                                                                               >Oh fuck, it hates you now
>"Mawtini gif munstah biggest owchies!"
>It charges at you
>Instinctively, you kick it
>It goes flying through the air
>Lands in a water bowl
>Fluffy stands up, dripping wet
>"Daddeh? Dat yew? Nuu! Dat munsta! If gif munsta owies, Daddeh gif skettis!"
>It goes surprisingly fast for a fluffy
>Too fast
>It bites you
>You start seeing before your disbelieving eyes multicolored fluff growing on you
>Try as you might, you stop thinking as much
>"White munstas daddeh?"
>Be a researcher
>A man just turned into a fluffy right before your eyes
>"Abort! Abort the goddamned test!"
>Testing shows that the fluffy has the disease, but is immune
>It's a fluffy Typhoid Mary
>And it fluffs other people