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SCP-008

By: Flaming_Fun on Sep 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.43 KB  |  hits: 25  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be a green fluffy
  2. >You live in a nice white place called the EssSeePee Foundation, Site 19
  3. >Whenever they say the name, you giggle
  4. >"Yoo say pee!" Gets out every time before the laughter sets in
  5. >Get sick one day
  6. >Start feeling cold
  7. >"Daddeh, wai cowd? Fwuffy good fwuffy!"
  8. >Daddy just says "It's gonna be all right, just don't worry."
  9. >He goes to his talky box
  10. >"Fuck, we have might have a SCP-008 containment breach!"
  11. >You stop giggling
  12. >You don't know what "containment breach" means, but many of Daddy's friends take the longest sleep during them
  13. >You've been feeling cold since yesterday- you just forgot, since the spaghetti was yummy.
  14. >All of a sudden, you start feeling sleepy
  15. >"Daddeh, fwuffy go to bed now."
  16. >Just before you fall asleep for the last time, you hear your daddy saying "Confirmed containment breach! Evac immediately!"
  17. >You feel a little scared before you remember that the breaches are always fixed
  18. >You never wake up as a fluffy again
  19. >You are Agent Anon, the SCP Foundation's cream of the crop
  20. >Your fluffy was recently found to be infected with SCP-008
  21. >You're not taking it well
  22. >Finally, they let you take part of the testing
  23. >You are only supposed to watch the testing
  24. >And intervene if it goes wrong
  25. >It goes wrong, of course
  26. >It starts out innocently enough
  27. >Some blood tests
  28. >Stuff like that
  29. >Then it all goes to hell
  30. >"Testing if fluffies will react to loved ones."
  31. >You're the fluffy's only loved one
  32. >Fuuuck
  33. >Nobody resists it, even though you've singlehandedly stopped a 682 breach
  34. >The fluffy looks at you
  35. >"Mawtini hate munsta!"                                                                                                                                               >Oh fuck, it hates you now
  36. >"Mawtini gif munstah biggest owchies!"
  37. >It charges at you
  38. >Instinctively, you kick it
  39. >It goes flying through the air
  40. >Lands in a water bowl
  41. >Fluffy stands up, dripping wet
  42. >"Daddeh? Dat yew? Nuu! Dat munsta! If gif munsta owies, Daddeh gif skettis!"
  43. >It goes surprisingly fast for a fluffy
  44. >Too fast
  45. >It bites you
  46. >You start seeing before your disbelieving eyes multicolored fluff growing on you
  47. >Try as you might, you stop thinking as much
  48. >"White munstas daddeh?"
  49. >Be a researcher
  50. >A man just turned into a fluffy right before your eyes
  51. >"Abort! Abort the goddamned test!"
  52. >Testing shows that the fluffy has the disease, but is immune
  53. >It's a fluffy Typhoid Mary
  54. >And it fluffs other people
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