- >Day careless whispers in equestria
- >You wake up in a small town, only your saxophone at your side.
- >Raising to your feet, you give it a test blow and cycle through the notes
- >An influx of small cartoon horses crowd around you
- >You do the only thing you have ever know.
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
- >After a sold 3 minutes of playing, all of the female horses are dead trained staring at you.
- >You play a little more, and they all turn around, rear ends facing you tails up.
- >Giving one final blow, they all whimper, and a tidal wave of fluid rushes at you 15 feet high.
- >As you drown in soupy sea, you use your last lung full of air to pronounce
- "I'l never dance the way I did with you-ooo-ou."
- >You inhale the fluid and drown.
- >bad end
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