Title: careless whispers in equestria Author: FitzAiE Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/yfdeLWSL First Edit: Sunday 14th of October 2012 09:57:32 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 14th of October 2012 09:57:32 PM CDT >Day careless whispers in equestria >You wake up in a small town, only your saxophone at your side. >Raising to your feet, you give it a test blow and cycle through the notes >An influx of small cartoon horses crowd around you >You do the only thing you have ever know. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ >After a sold 3 minutes of playing, all of the female horses are dead trained staring at you. >You play a little more, and they all turn around, rear ends facing you tails up. >Giving one final blow, they all whimper, and a tidal wave of fluid rushes at you 15 feet high. >As you drown in soupy sea, you use your last lung full of air to pronounce "I'l never dance the way I did with you-ooo-ou." >You inhale the fluid and drown. >bad end