- >You are Celestia and you are quite scared.
- >Very shortly after having Anonymous freed from his banishment, he approached you.
- >His bony finger pointed at you as he proclaimed.
- >”If that horn comes with in 1 foot of me, I will snap it off and implant it in your ass.”
- >You do not want a horn in your ass, let alone your own horn in your ass.
- “I’m terribly sorry Anonymous, I was just trying to protect my children.”
- >He doesn’t say anything, he just turns and walks away.
- “Anonymous, where are you going?”
- >Nothing. Not even acknowledgement.
- “Anonymous where will you go?”
- >Still nothing. He must be really mad. Oh what have you done.
- >You start to walk to catch up to him, but Luna stops you and tells you it would be better if she did.
- >She takes her leave behind Anonymous and you go sit and think of ways to get Anonymous to forgive you.
- >You are Luna, and you can’t wait to talk to Anonymous.
- >After stalking him walking for about 5 minutes you end up in the gardens.
- >He is just sitting there head in hands, looking over the horizon.
- “Anonymous, I wish to speak with you. It is about your freedom.”
- >”I don’t know who you are, please leave me alone.”
- >That kind of hurts, but you understand. You just need to explain yourself.
- “Anonymous, I am Luna, Celestias sister.”
- >”Don’t touch me, I don’t want to go back there!” He scurries away from you frightened.
- “No Anonymous, I must explain myself, I am the reason you are out of there. I reasoned with her.”
- >He looks at you with disbelief then, he charges at you.
- >You are rather frightened, until it hits you.
- >Two large arms wrap around your neck as he grips you in a hug.
- >You feel your blush coming on.
- >”I can’t thank you enough, do you have any idea how much it hurt getting set in stone? It’s indescribably painful.”
- >You truly feel sorry for him; you understand how rash your sister can be
- >The whole 1000 years on the moon thing is still fresh in your memory.
- “I understand my sister can be rash at times Anonymous, but you must forgive her, she was only trying to keep Equestria safe.”
- >”It’s going to take some time for that Luna, the second I meet her, she pulls me into my subconscious, makes me relive sad memories, then turns me to stone.”
- >”Her harm to me has far outdone her good.”
- >Celestia didn’t tell you about the whole subconscious thing, She really messed up with him.
- “As I said, I am terribly sorry for what she put you through, but it would be better for you if you just forgave her. If not, you will see why.”
- >He looks intrigued, but shakes it off and starts talking.
- >”So why did you break me out?”
- “As I said, I know how rash my sister can be, she has done some things to me…”
- >”Like?”
- >You were expecting that, but you didn’t really want to answer.
- “I was sent to the moon for 1000 years. But it was for a good reason, I was rebellious and I needed to be stopped.”
- >”THAT’S REDICULOUS”
- “Please stop yelling Anonymous, it wasn’t that bad, I t gave me some time to think.”
- >”It’s still not right. No one should have to be alone for that long.”
- “Believe me, it was torture being by myself for all that time. But I certainly won’t doing that again anytime soon”
- >“So, where am I going to be staying?”
- “Well, I’m sure I can find somewhere to stick you.”
- >He looks at you, with a weird look, then starts laughing.
- “Oh no, that came out wrong, I meant I could find somewhere for you to stay in the castle for now.” You say over a rather heavy blush.
- >”Don’t worry about it Luna, but yeah it would be nice to have somewhere to lay my head, and maybe some food would be nice too.” He says grabbing his stomach
- “Yes I understand, follow me” You lead him to the dining hall.
- >After you get him seated and a waiter arrives, you make your leave to go secure him a room.
- >When you approach Celestia to ask where he can stay she looks awful. Hair flowing in every which direction and a crooked smile on her face.
- “Sister, is something wrong?”
- >”NOTHING AT ALL” She cackles at you then turns and goes over to a desk covered in parchment and crumpled up balls of paper.
- “Sister, we need somewhere for Anonymous to stay for the night. Could you secure him a room please?”
- >”NOT A PROBLEM”
- “Right… well, I’l leave you to whatever it is you’re doing.
- >You are Anonymous and right now a bowl of flowers and grass is sitting in front of you.
- “Excuse me sir, what is this?”
- >The waiter who seems almost scared that he has offended you mutters “It’s a daisy salad with wheat grass. Is it not to your taste?”
- >You open your mouth and point to your canine teeth and he has a dumbfounded look on his face.
- >”I understand, are you a carnivore?”
- “Omnivore, but do you have any steak or pork?”
- >”How does a porterhouse with lemon glaze sound?”
- “Fantastic, what do you have along the line of drinks? Water would be nice.”
- >”Right away sir, anything else?”
- “Just your name.”
- >”Jarvis, your food shall be out soon sir.
- “Thank you Jarvis, have a wonderful evening.”
- >And with that he makes his leave. He seemed to have a small spring in his step.
- >While you sit and wait for your food to arrive you take in the scenery, you hadn’t noticed until now, but this room was huge.
- >There was gold lining on everything, and stained glass adorning the walls and ceiling dictating lots of stories.
- >You see a rather large mural on the glass depicting the same 6 ponies that imprisoned you in stone blasting discord.
- >While you are marveling at how ponies were able to stain glass you take notice to the culinary masterpiece placed In front of you.
- >A large thick cut of meat smothered in a thin lemon zest, with a side of chive mashed potatoes.
- >A meal fit for a king.
- >You look over to your new friend and extend a hand to him.
- >he looks puzzled at first, but then he extends a hoof to meet yours and you shake it vigorously.
- “Jarvis my good man, this looks delicious. Give my compliments to the chef. Oh, and thank you for serving me.”
- >”It’s my pleasure Mr…”
- “Anonymous, but you may call me Anon. You have earned it.”
- >He looks at you as if you are the first person to ever hold a conversation with you.
- >”Thank you Anon, pleasure serving you.” And with that, he makes his leave.
- >Leaving you to your glorious meal.
- >Well, that was until Luna showed up.
- >”Hello Anonymous, how is your meal? Is it satisfactory?”
- “Well, I had to get it changed at first, but now it looks delicious.”
- >She looks over it at first in horror, but changes quickly to a bland almost forced look.
- >You flash her the canines and she processes it for a second.
- >”Oh, you are a carnivore?”
- >Why does everyone think you are a fucking carnivore?
- “Nope, plants and animals for me, but I prefer meat.
- >”This is somewhat of a surprise to me, but it doesn’t bother me in the least, I have had a few meat eating friends.”
- “Cool, so did you secure me a bed for the night?”
- >She is nervous, this you can tell.
- >”Yes, of course, Celestia said she would take care of it.”
- >It is at this time you realize you do not have a knife to cut into this with.
- >Hmm, options are either hunt down Jarvis or poof one from the void.
- “Hey Luna, did you see that piece of art over there?”
- >You point off into the distance and when she looks away *Poof* a knife suitable for a god spawns in your grip.
- >Luna looks back at you none the wiser as you are slicing through the steak like a hot knife through warm butter.
- >”What piece are you talking about Anonymous?”
- “Ah, never mind. I was just seeing things.”
- >She just shakes it off and proceeds to make small talk.
- >In between mouthfuls of steak and potatoes you reply to her petty banter and occasionally through in jokes.
- >When your meal is done you excuse yourself from the table and make your leave, one dark blue alicorn in tow.
- >She tells you to follow her and she leads you down a large corridor with doors on either side for a large distance before stopping at no one in particular and knocking on the door.
- >After 6 knocks and no answer she opens it and leads you inside.
- >It’s a large room with gratuitous amounts of furniture and decorations.
- >A bed that rivaled the size of the flat you were living in before you were transmitted here.
- >In the far left corner lied a mirrored room with an empty wardrobe placed to the right of it.
- >You make your way to the bathroom and crack open the door.
- >This was quite possibly the most beautiful bath you have ever seen.
- >An arrangement of soaps and cloths lined the walls, surrounding a scarlet bathtub coated in elegant designs laced in gold trim.
- >You turn back to Luna and thank her in the form of a hug.
- >She hugs back for once, she must be stating to become accustomed to your disregard for personal space.
- “Thank you Luna, but if you don’t mind I would like to get cleaned up and get some rest.”
- >”Oh no, I completely understand. I will be on my way and will visit you tomorrow afternoon.”
- “Goodnight Luna.”
- >She turns and smiles softly before exiting the room.
- >You turn on the water and find a comfortable temperature before applying a bubble mixture and climbing in and letting the warm water melt your mind away.
- >After you are nice and pruned up you exit the warm comforting water and entering the cold night air, instantly regretting the decision.
- >Once you are dried off you make your way for the bed and dive in.
- >These are the softest fucking sheets you have ever experienced.
- >It’s like the harvest the softness of 1000 puppies and compacted it into a blanket.
- >As soon as your head hits the pillow, your mind hits the wall going over the day that had just passed.
- >Getting mind fucked by Celestia, getting turned into a statue, gaining magical powers, eating a awesome steak, then the orgasmic shower.
- >Weird day for sure.
- >As your mind numbs you slip into the darkness of slumber.
- >You are alerted by the familiar soothing voice that is Discord.
- >”Anonymous, now that you are back in the real world, I need you to do your part of the job.’
- “And what is that?”
- >”Become stronger so you can break me from this hell.”
- “That shouldn’t be too hard. I’ll give it a try.”
- >”You must hurry Anon, Time is of the essence.”
- >And as soon as he came, he is gone, leaving you to your dreams.
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