Title:           Swimming with the Draconequus Chapter 2
Author:          FitzAiE
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First Edit:      Thursday 20th of September 2012 06:02:12 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 20th of September 2012 06:02:12 PM CDT

>This Discord dude must be pretty powerful if Celestia was afraid of him.
>Maybe it’s not such a bad thing being stuck with him, might be able to get out of here and everything.
>Not like you really care. You are supposed to be dead.
>But nothing comes easy for you it seems.
>Your thoughts are cut short to a talon wrapping around your leg and pulling you through the nothingness.
>The sound of 1000 small children screaming is filling your ears. Oh wait, that’s just you.
>”Having fun Anon?”
“Don’t call me Anon you bastard.”
>”So coarse Anon, what is the matter?”
“None of your business.”
>”Very well.” When closes his mouth, the moving stops and you fall on your back.
>Climbing  to your feet and turn to face him, but he isn’t there. Instead it’s your sister.
>As you approach her, but she vanishes, only to be replaced by Discord.
>You say nothing, just look at him scornfully.
>2 daggers appear in his chest.
>”Gosh anon, staring daggers? I must have really hit a nerve.” He cackles with a grin.
“Fuck you.”
>A cloud of smoke poofs where he was just standing.
>”That’s no way to talk to your mother Anon.”
“I will fucking kill you discord, stop that shit.”
>”Oh you’re no fun, lighten up.” He says as a wave of beach balls flows at you.
>You keep your stoic look at he gives up.
>”Well I suppose I found your threshold for anger.”
>Still nothing.
>”Oh come on, how about this.” He touches his talon to your skull and you are engulfed in ethereal flames momentarily.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS”
 
 
>It feels like your skin is turning inside out.
>Then it just stops. You feel good, but you’re not sure why.
>”Anon, imagine something, anything you want, then picture it in front of you.”
>Might as well have some fun.
>A M9 spawns in your hand and you take aim at discord.
>When you pull the trigger, confetti and a flag that says “BOOM!” on it pops out.
“Oh well, worth the try. So what did you do to me?” You say with a  curious look sprawled over your face.
>”Oh, well its simple my dear Anon, I gave you a small portion of my magic.” His smile never fading.
“Well how does it work? Do I just think of things and they happen?”
>”Pretty much, try it out.”
>Hmm, I could go for a poptart
>A poptart poofs into your hand, scaring the shit out of you.
“Well, that’s going to take some getting used to, but I like this.” You say taking a bit of the chocolate and marshmallow clusterfuck.
>”Yeah, it can get to be really convenient, but some times it’s a burden. I remember one time, I was thinking how funny it would be to see Celestia with a dong instead of a horn and a cock materialized in my hand.”
>You fall on the ground laughing as does he.
>”But over time you get to be able to control it.
“So why don’t you just get yourself out of here?”
>”Well, my magic isn’t like normal ponies magic, it is fueled by chaos.”
>He brings up a small monitor and shows some videos of him pranking ponies.
>The one that’s on now is of Twilight Sparkle, he replaced her milk with egg whites.
 
 
>She takes a sip from the carton, what a pig, and blasts it all over her kitchen, gaging in the process.
>You share a hearty laugh at her expense and you feel change coming on.
>It’s like you just stronger, you can’t describe it really.
>You think of something bigger than a poptart.
>1 and ½ recliner chairs pop up next to you.
“Hmm, must not be strong enough yet, getting there though. Show me some more videos!”
>”Now Anon, where would be the fun in that? You have to do some pranking on your own, otherwise you would miss the experience of the hunt.”
>”I have to get you prepared for when you fly the coop.”
“Fly the coop? What do you mean?”
>”I Know you’re tired of hearing it, but time will tell.”
>”Just be ready, it might hurt a little.”
“Have I told you yet today?”
>”Told me what?”
“To go fuck yourself.”
>”No, can’t say you have.” He says with a childish smile.
“Well consider yourself told” you match his smile, then dwarf it as you both laugh for a short while.
>”I like you Anon, it’s a good thing I got you and not some stick in the mud.”
“What do you mean “got me”?” you say a little rustled.
>“Oh, nothing major. Just saved you from certain death is all.”
“You do know I was trying to kill myself right?”
>”Yes, and I couldn’t see any use in letting you do that, so I intervened. You’re welcome” He spouted accompanied with a douchey smile.
>”Now Anon, we need to go over some ground rules with your new powers. I hate to have to do it, but it’s for your own good.”
 
 
>”You must not hurt anyone to the point where they need to be hospitalized. That is one rule.”
>”And the second rule is that if you prank someone, you must share with me, because where’s the fun if you don’t share?”
“Well that doesn’t sound too bad, I don’t intend on hurting anyone, but I understand that it happens.”
>”Very well, now time to set the ball in motion.”
“Do whatever, I don’t really care anymore. It’s not like I can stop it.”
>”Oh Anon, that’s no the fighting spirit I want to see, give it some heart!”
>Stoic look initiated.
>It’s not working
>”Come on now, smile!”
>Middle finger missiles activated
>Target acquired
>”Anon, what are you doing?”
>2 middle fingers spawn in front of you and fly straight at him and explode with a loud “FUCK OFF” explosion.
>”Very funny Anon, now prepare yourself.”
“Yeah yeah, whatever. Just do whatever you’re going to d-“
>You’re cut mid-sentence by a shock of electricity that only rivals the one time you were convinced to put a fork in the outlet.
>Yep, no chance of moving right now. Too busy convulsing.
>Vision fading, limbs loosing feeling…
>Is that your hair burning you smell? Probably but no way to check.
 
 
Meanwhile back in the Canterlot Castle
>You are Luna, and you have done it!
>You convinced your sister to release Anonymous from his rocky slumber.
>Now, your sister, the Elements Of Harmony, and you are all standing in front of the statuesque version of Anonymous.
>You look over to Celestia with bright and wide eyes, egging her to tell them to free him.
>She smiles at your enthusiasm, but you can tell that she is worried of how anon will react.
>C: Alright my little ponies, it is time.
>As if on cue, a beam of blinding light flooded the corpse and the stone began falling away in clumps, revealing the body of the prisoner it held captive.
>He is unmoving, but his eyes are focused.
>Straight at Celestia…
>This could be quite bad. I hope he isn’t too upset.
>As soon as his legs are free he approaches Celestia.
>This is definitely bad. I should have known this was going to happen.