Swimming with the Draconequus Chapter 2

>This Discord dude must be pretty powerful if Celestia was afraid of him.

>Maybe it’s not such a bad thing being stuck with him, might be able to get out of here and everything.

>Not like you really care. You are supposed to be dead.

>But nothing comes easy for you it seems.

>Your thoughts are cut short to a talon wrapping around your leg and pulling you through the nothingness.

>The sound of 1000 small children screaming is filling your ears. Oh wait, that’s just you.

>”Having fun Anon?”

“Don’t call me Anon you bastard.”

>”So coarse Anon, what is the matter?”

“None of your business.”

>”Very well.” When closes his mouth, the moving stops and you fall on your back.

>Climbing  to your feet and turn to face him, but he isn’t there. Instead it’s your sister.

>As you approach her, but she vanishes, only to be replaced by Discord.

>You say nothing, just look at him scornfully.

>2 daggers appear in his chest.

>”Gosh anon, staring daggers? I must have really hit a nerve.” He cackles with a grin.

“Fuck you.”

>A cloud of smoke poofs where he was just standing.

>”That’s no way to talk to your mother Anon.”

“I will fucking kill you discord, stop that shit.”

>”Oh you’re no fun, lighten up.” He says as a wave of beach balls flows at you.

>You keep your stoic look at he gives up.

>”Well I suppose I found your threshold for anger.”

>Still nothing.

>”Oh come on, how about this.” He touches his talon to your skull and you are engulfed in ethereal flames momentarily.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS”

 

 

>It feels like your skin is turning inside out.

>Then it just stops. You feel good, but you’re not sure why.

>”Anon, imagine something, anything you want, then picture it in front of you.”

>Might as well have some fun.

>A M9 spawns in your hand and you take aim at discord.

>When you pull the trigger, confetti and a flag that says “BOOM!” on it pops out.

“Oh well, worth the try. So what did you do to me?” You say with a  curious look sprawled over your face.

>”Oh, well its simple my dear Anon, I gave you a small portion of my magic.” His smile never fading.

“Well how does it work? Do I just think of things and they happen?”

>”Pretty much, try it out.”

>Hmm, I could go for a poptart

>A poptart poofs into your hand, scaring the shit out of you.

“Well, that’s going to take some getting used to, but I like this.” You say taking a bit of the chocolate and marshmallow clusterfuck.

>”Yeah, it can get to be really convenient, but some times it’s a burden. I remember one time, I was thinking how funny it would be to see Celestia with a dong instead of a horn and a cock materialized in my hand.”

>You fall on the ground laughing as does he.

>”But over time you get to be able to control it.

“So why don’t you just get yourself out of here?”

>”Well, my magic isn’t like normal ponies magic, it is fueled by chaos.”

>He brings up a small monitor and shows some videos of him pranking ponies.

>The one that’s on now is of Twilight Sparkle, he replaced her milk with egg whites.

 

 

>She takes a sip from the carton, what a pig, and blasts it all over her kitchen, gaging in the process.

>You share a hearty laugh at her expense and you feel change coming on.

>It’s like you just stronger, you can’t describe it really.

>You think of something bigger than a poptart.

>1 and ½ recliner chairs pop up next to you.

“Hmm, must not be strong enough yet, getting there though. Show me some more videos!”

>”Now Anon, where would be the fun in that? You have to do some pranking on your own, otherwise you would miss the experience of the hunt.”

>”I have to get you prepared for when you fly the coop.”

“Fly the coop? What do you mean?”

>”I Know you’re tired of hearing it, but time will tell.”

>”Just be ready, it might hurt a little.”

“Have I told you yet today?”

>”Told me what?”

“To go fuck yourself.”

>”No, can’t say you have.” He says with a childish smile.

“Well consider yourself told” you match his smile, then dwarf it as you both laugh for a short while.

>”I like you Anon, it’s a good thing I got you and not some stick in the mud.”

“What do you mean “got me”?” you say a little rustled.

>“Oh, nothing major. Just saved you from certain death is all.”

“You do know I was trying to kill myself right?”

>”Yes, and I couldn’t see any use in letting you do that, so I intervened. You’re welcome” He spouted accompanied with a douchey smile.

>”Now Anon, we need to go over some ground rules with your new powers. I hate to have to do it, but it’s for your own good.”

 

 

>”You must not hurt anyone to the point where they need to be hospitalized. That is one rule.”

>”And the second rule is that if you prank someone, you must share with me, because where’s the fun if you don’t share?”

“Well that doesn’t sound too bad, I don’t intend on hurting anyone, but I understand that it happens.”

>”Very well, now time to set the ball in motion.”

“Do whatever, I don’t really care anymore. It’s not like I can stop it.”

>”Oh Anon, that’s no the fighting spirit I want to see, give it some heart!”

>Stoic look initiated.

>It’s not working

>”Come on now, smile!”

>Middle finger missiles activated

>Target acquired

>”Anon, what are you doing?”

>2 middle fingers spawn in front of you and fly straight at him and explode with a loud “FUCK OFF” explosion.

>”Very funny Anon, now prepare yourself.”

“Yeah yeah, whatever. Just do whatever you’re going to d-“

>You’re cut mid-sentence by a shock of electricity that only rivals the one time you were convinced to put a fork in the outlet.

>Yep, no chance of moving right now. Too busy convulsing.

>Vision fading, limbs loosing feeling…

>Is that your hair burning you smell? Probably but no way to check.

 

 

Meanwhile back in the Canterlot Castle

>You are Luna, and you have done it!

>You convinced your sister to release Anonymous from his rocky slumber.

>Now, your sister, the Elements Of Harmony, and you are all standing in front of the statuesque version of Anonymous.

>You look over to Celestia with bright and wide eyes, egging her to tell them to free him.

>She smiles at your enthusiasm, but you can tell that she is worried of how anon will react.

>C: Alright my little ponies, it is time.

>As if on cue, a beam of blinding light flooded the corpse and the stone began falling away in clumps, revealing the body of the prisoner it held captive.

>He is unmoving, but his eyes are focused.

>Straight at Celestia…

>This could be quite bad. I hope he isn’t too upset.

>As soon as his legs are free he approaches Celestia.

>This is definitely bad. I should have known this was going to happen.