Silver Spoons(WiP 9/1/12)

>day 4 in ponyville

>the ponies here are nice enough

>it's too bad that they don't know your secrete.

>Back on earth, you were a convicted child molester.

>you never hurt anyone, but you still got shafted in the end

>today, you will try and make a friend

>you head down to the school house where you are greeted by Cheerilee

>"Oh hello Anonymous, what a pleasure to see you! What can I help you with today?"

"Oh, well I was wondering if I could help out around the school and see if maybe I could get the children to be less afraid of me, do you think you could help me out?"

>"I'm sure we can find something for you to do."

>your smile goes ear to ear.

"Excellent, just let me know what you need me to do."

>"Why don't I introduce you to the children, and then you can help them with arts and crafts?"

"That sounds alright with me. Lets get started."

>"Attention class, this is Anonymous. he is a human. He is not from our world, but he is more like us than you would expect! Everyone, say hello."

>all: "Hello anonymous."

"Hi children!"

>"Anonymous here is going to help us with our art class today."

>they all seem unsure, all expect for a certain grey-ish silver pony.

"So what are we doing today Ms. Cheerilee?"

>"We are doing just some simple macaroni art"

"Well that sounds like fun"

>after she goes over how to do it and what the theme was for today, she sent you off to help the kids

>You mostly walk around complimenting the little ponies, but when you get over to the silver one

"Hello, what is your name?" you say looking at her.

>she is reluctant to respond at first, but she retorts "Silver Spoon."

"Well hello Silver Spoon, do you have a nickname I could call you?"

>"Silver Spoon is fine."

"Well, alright. So what are you making?"

>"I am trying to make an owl, but it's rather difficult to get the eye's."

"Could I help you with it?"

>"I suppose"

>using your superior human dexterity, you pick up the noodle with ease and place it perfectly in position.

>"Wow, those are some cool hooves you have there!"

"Oh, these aren't hooves, these are called hands. I can move all of these which are called fingers">no mingers

>you proceed to show off your awesome fingers and she just stares in amazement.

>"Wow those are really neat, can I call you anon?"

"Sure thing spoons."

>It doesn't seem like she liked that name

"How about silver?"

>"I would prefer that."

"Alright silver, well now that your owl is done, what do you want to do?"

>she looks at the ground for a few seconds before looking back to you and saying

>"Well usually, I would go gossip with Diamond Tiara, but I suppose we could go do something"

"Sounds like fun, what do you want to do?"you ask with a funny tone

>"How about we go call the Cutie Mark Crusaders "Blank flanks"?

"Well that doesn't sound too nice, how about we go to the park?"

>"Well I guess that's ok. Not nearly as fun as picking on them, but It'l do."

>Before you leave you ask Cheerilee if it's ok, and to your surprise she just says yes and lets you leave

>man if this was back on earth, the cops would be there faster than you could say non-sexual hugging

>The walk to the park was uneventful, she tells you about he best friend Diamond Tiara

>In your opinion, she seems like a bitch

>When you finally arrive at the park you say

"Salio what do you wan't to do here?"

>"How about we play tag?" and before you could even respond, a small marshmallow hoof pokes you in the thigh, and she runs away.

>either she is fast, or you are out of shape

>probably the latter

>you play hell trying to catch up to her, and it feels rather embarrassing

>when you are finally within arms reach, you dive and tag her on the flank

>you both fall down winded and chuckling

>you're both laying there on the ground looking up at the sky watching the clouds... stay still?

>you're still not used to the weather being controlled by the ponies

>eventually you break the silence

"You know, when Cheerilee was announcing me today, I looked around and all of the other children looked scared, all of them but one."

>"Who was it?"

>you turn to her and Boop her nose

>the both start laughing uncontrollably

>when you finally calm down, you take a more serious tone and say "Thank you for giving me a chance. It means a lot."

>she has a mixture of emotions on her face, happy, sad and a little compassion.

>"I know what it feels like to be alienated"

>you are a little surprised by this, you wouldn't expect her to feel like you.

"What do you mean?"

>"Well coming from one of the richest families in Ponyville has its downs."

"Like?"

>"Well if people aren't afraid of my parents, they are usually just with me for my families money. It makes it hard to make friends when everypony just wants something from you."

>She seems really down after saying that

>"The only friend I have really been able to keep is Diamond Tiara and that's only because we are both rich"

"You know I would never use you right?"

>"I don't think you would, you seem like a really nice po-person?"

"Yeah, person is the term."

>you let out a hearty chuckle and she does the same

"So it's getting dark, why don't I walk you home?"

>"I'd like that a lot."

>After a short walk you arrive at a rather nice house about 7/10 or 8/10 and she tells you

>"Well, this is my house, I had a lot of fun today Anon, i'd like to do it again soon."

>Then she does something you wouldn't expect. She gives your leg a hug and nuzzles your thigh.

>your face feels like its on fire you're blushing so hard

>She says goodbye one more time and walks up to her door.

>She looks back and smiles before closing the door.

"What a good kid." you say to no one in particular

>Your walk back to the bridge you have been sleeping under was less than eventful.

>It's a nice bridge at least, the ponies as nice as they are, have not given you any sort of living arrangements.

>You have been living at the stream under the bridge since you got here, but it's okay with you.

>When you caught and cooked your fish for the night, you lay down for sleep with a smile on your face.

>tomorrow is a new day, just waiting for you to enjoy it.

>You wake up in the morning to the sounds birds chirping and the clops of hooves on the bridge above you.

>You wash yourself off in the stream, and get dressed before heading out and looking for some kind of work for the second day this week.

>You've already tried the bakery, but with pinkie, they havve all the help they could ever need. You asked applejack, but apples are out of season right now, and they didn't seem like they wanted you around, probably scared of you.

>Today you are going to ask around the market area and see if anyone needs help with anything.

>Odd jobs are better than no jobs.

>At first you see Bon Bon, you ask her

"Hey Bon Bon, you don't by any chance need any help with your candy do you?"

>she looks off for a second before looking back at you.

>"Actually yes, I could use some help moving these boxes of taffy from my stand back to the store, I hurt my back the other day, and it has just been terribly hard to move these things."

"Well that doesn't sound too hard, could you show me what boxes you need moved?"

>she points over to a stack of boxes 5 feet tall

>There are seriously like 10 boxes of fucking candy

>How did she manage to get these here?

"A-all right, I'l get right on it."

>you say a little reluctantly as you pick up one of the boxes.

>Well shit, these are a lot lighter than you would have imagined.

>You decide to go big and pick up 4 boxes and start walking.

>She looks dumbfounded.

>"H-how are you carrying so many boxes?"

"Oh its nothing really, this is pretty easy."

>After she picks her jaw up off of the floor, she motions for you to follow her, leading you back to her shop.

"So what kind of candy do you have in here?"

>You couldn't care less, but you're just trying to make small talk.

>"Well, I have lots of taffy, there are lollipops, chocolate, and of course there is gummy worms."

>Hold the fucking phone did she just say gummy worms?

"Did you say gummy worms?"

>"Why yes, I just got a large order of gummy worms last week."

>She is now your favorite mare.

"I love gummy worms."

>It takes every fiber of your will power not to run away with the precious cargo resting in your arms.

"When we get back to the store could I have some?"

>"Why certainly, If it weren't for you I  would  be carrying boxes for the next hour."

>Man, you want those gummy worms, but you do hope that she will pay you.

"How would you feel about hiring me to do this for you every day? I can do other stuff too."

>"Well, I have to think about it, but I will definitely take it into consideration."

>Mission accomplished

>When you get to the shop she has, she opens the door and leads you to the back.

>After you place the boxes down, you stretch your arms and walk out into the lobby.

>Bon Bon is standing behind the counter with a bag of bits and a pack of gummy worms.

>She's cool as fuck in your book.

>You thank her and venture down to the school to talk with Silver Spoon.

>The walk there was boring, no one had anything to say to you.

>You head into the school house and see Cheerilee watching over the children playing

>"Oh Anonymous, it's so good to see you! Silver Spoon told me how she made a new friend yesterday."

"Yeah, she is a nice kid. We kind of clicked yesterday, it's kind of hard to explain."

>"Oh, well it makes me happy to know she has some friends other than Diamond Tiara."

"Me too."