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Sentient Socks oneshit(WiP 9/2/12)

By: FitzAiE on Sep 2nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.45 KB  |  hits: 70  |  expires: Never
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  1. >day sentient socks in equestria
  2. >you are luna and your sister is telling you about this new creature that arrived outside ponyville
  3. >you aren't listening because fuck her you have new socks
  4. >"Luna are you listening to me?"
  5. "Yeah sis, of course"
  6. >"Ok so what are we going to do about him
  7. >???"Tell her to bring it here"
  8. "What was that?"
  9. >"Luna, what are you talking about?
  10. "I don't know, I guess I'm hearing things.
  11. >"Ok, sis, I'm going to bring him here to judge him."
  12. "Do what ever you want."
  13. >she walks away and leaves you by yourself.
  14. >Dam these socks are comfy.
  15. >???"Thank you luna, you have very nice legs."
  16. "Ok seriously who is saying this?
  17. >???"Isn't it obvious? No? Seriously? Look down you dolt."
  18. >You look around for the punk who is insulting you.
  19. "I SEE NOTHING REVEAL YOURSELF"
  20. >Where is this heathen?
  21. >???"On your legs. I am on your legs, and my nonexistent ears are bleeding. Thanks you cunt."
  22. "A-are my socks talking? No no that's not possible. Is it?"
  23. >???"Why don't you tell me?"
  24. "This must be the work of discord!"
  25. >You start trying to get the socks off, but they are stuck. This is really starting to piss you off.
  26. "REMOVE THINE SELF FROM OUR LEGS"
  27. >???"I'm here for good lady, and no I am not from discord."
  28. "Where are you from then?"
  29. >S"Well that will be revealed in future, but first, I need you to do something for me."
  30. >Your socks need you to do something. What is going on.
  31. "What do I need to do and why?"
  32. >"I need you to bring me to the new creature that showed up today."
  33. "Why would I do that?"
  34. >"Do you enjoy your legs?"
  35. "Very much so yes."
  36. >"Then I suggest you do what you are told, and don't bother telling anyone about me, they will just think you lost it again and send you back to the moon."
  37. >You don't want to go back to the moon, the moon blows.
  38. "Okay okay, I will see what I can do."
  39. >"Very well, but make haste. I am not patient."
  40. >You hurry out to find your sister, you remember her saying something about summoning the creature.
  41. >To your luck, Celestia is sitting in her throne talking to what you would assume is the creature.
  42. >You flair your wings and float up to your throne. You notice the creature looking at you dumbfounded, he's probably jealous of your awesome socks.
  43. "Hello sister, who is this?"
  44. >CL"This is Anonymous, Anonymous this is Luna, my sister and co ruler."
  45. >AN"Pleased to meet you Luna."
  46. "The pleasure is all mine."
  47. >Well that may have sounded a little creepy, but whatever.
  48.  
  49. will do more probably never
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