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damynorb, Disco, Anon - The Chronicles of Faggiddy Chad

By: FingerbangingMLP on Sep 2nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.65 KB  |  hits: 71  |  expires: Never
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  1. damynorb:
  2.  
  3. >faggot anon was walking into canterlot high.
  4. >Shit was not cash for him
  5.  
  6. "nice shoes asshat"
  7.  
  8. >brad verbally assaulted him.
  9. >Faggot anon walks over to Derpy
  10.  
  11. "hey, i like you."
  12.  
  13. "fuck off disgusting autistic faggot go die"
  14.  
  15. >faggot anon cries and runs home, whatever little pride he had was gone.
  16.  
  17. "no one likes me anymore!!!"
  18.  
  19. >faggot anon cried into his pillow"
  20.  
  21. "play time is ogre"
  22.  
  23. "NO, NOOOOO!"
  24.  
  25. >Shrek ripped off anon's pants and pounded his ass, his massive ogre cock tearing his asshole apart.
  26.  
  27. "Can I join?"
  28.  
  29. >Gaben had entered the room, sporting a massive sea cucumber.
  30. >Shrek grunted, and high fived Gaven like a proper bro.
  31. >Gaben walked over to the faggots face.
  32. >Lining up, he shoved his massive cucumber cock down anons throat.
  33. >Anon was being spitroasted, like the faggot he is.
  34.  
  35. >Shrek pounded his asshole, making anon bleed more and more with every thrust.
  36. >A couple of thrust later and Shrek flooded anon's anus with his ogre seed.
  37. >Gaben quickened his pace, forcing his cucumber down into anon's stomach, causing him to choke and splutter.
  38. >his dick twitched and spasmed.
  39. >Anon's eyes went wide as fucking dinner plates.
  40. >Torrents of cucumber seed pumped into anons stomach, filling it up and causing it to inflate.
  41. >Gaben pulled out, just in time to watch anons face get drenched in cucumber jiz.
  42. >Shrek donkey punched him into the floorboards and Gaben ripped off his balls with his manly teeth.
  43.  
  44. >SHREK IS LOVE
  45. >GABEN IS LIFE
  46.  
  47. Disco:
  48. >Be Chad
  49. >You're a huge cocksucking faggot.
  50. >Everyone hates you because you're an edgy little fuck.
  51.  
  52. >One day you stumble upon the website known as 4chan
  53. >You browse the website until you found a thread called "Fingerbanging"
  54. >"Wow what a bunch of fags, who likes My Little Pony, fucking pedophiliic fags. Hehehehehehehehe XDDDDD"
  55. >You see this guy named "newblood"
  56. >"What kind of a faggot calls himself newblood? I'll trole him. HEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE"
  57.  
  58. >So you type up your epic trole message
  59. >"HAHA GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGET"
  60. >Sent ;)
  61.  
  62. >Newblood doesn't take any of your shit
  63. >People on the thread rebel, calling for your head on a platter.
  64.  
  65. >Newblood uses his dark British magic to summon the ogre.
  66.  
  67. >You sense a disturbance in the distance.
  68. >"Playtime is OGRE"
  69. >It's Shrek.
  70.  
  71. >"Wow a green monster, what a fucking faggot." you said euphorically.
  72. >Shrek tears off your Gaben jammies and slides his crusted fingers up your ass.
  73. >"Y-you're a f-fag"
  74.  
  75. >Shrek punches you in the dick.
  76. >2000 times.
  77.  
  78. >Shrek unsheaths his massive sea cucumber dick and sticks it in your well lubricated asshole.
  79. >He cums.
  80.  
  81. >You die.
  82.  
  83. >Everyone on /mlp/ rejoices.
  84.  
  85. End.
  86.  
  87. Anon -
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