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damynorb - Disgusting Derpy

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Part 1:
>In class
>Class ends. Al the sudents get up and leave.
>you check your bag, realize you left your phone on the chair
>go back into classroom
"heeeeeyey"
>Derpy's holding your phone.
>Her disgusting mouth drools all over it.
>you cringe.
>She steps closer, grabs your hand and shoves it up her skirt.
>you cringe. hard crusty scabby flesh is all you can feel
"i lieke you anon"
>she moves your hand up and down. Her stinky, piss laced vag juices run down your hand.
Part 2:
>You are to shocked to move.
>she moves your hand faster.
>A finger goes in. Its crusty on the inside.
>she moans and make weird retarded donkey noises
>Another finger goes in
>Your fingers feel something moving inside her vag.
>She pulls your fingers out.
>you watch as a genital wart drops onto the floor.
Part 3:
>She shoves your fingers back inside her crusty vag.
>Her juices are spilling everywhere now.
>she moans and grunts like a donkey.
>Her legs begin to shake. She falls onto you.
>You barely hold on to her since you're still in shock.
>Her crusty walls tighten. She squeals as she has her orgasm.
>Her juices soak your hand and wrist and drip onto the floor.
>your hand drops out. She fixes her skirt and smiles her goofy grin.
"I lieked that much so much"
>she kisses you. On the lips.
>Her breath fills your nose with the scent of a thousand dead rats covered in dog cum.
>She skips out of the classroom.
>You stand there, utterly traumatized by what just happened.
>It's been 3 days since the incident with Derpy.
>You had burnt your clothes and washed at least 5 times that day.
>But the memories couldn't be washed out.
>The horrible smell.
>Her rancid breath
>The wart..
>You shudder as you remember the horrile incident.
>No one knew about it apart from you and Derpy.
>You want to keep it that way.
>You get dressed and head downstairs, eager to get the school day over and done with.
>You grab the cereal and milk and prepare a bowlful.
>You hear a loud knicking on the door.
>Why didn't they just ring the doorbell, you wonder, as you eat your cereal.
"Anon, there's someone at the door for you!"
>Someone for you? Who would possible be calling round at this time.
>Then you hear it.
>That spine tingling name.
"Hello Derpy, why don't you come in?"
>You spit your cereal out, splattering milk al over the table.
"Heeeey Anon!"
>Her voice send chills down your spine.
>You hold back tears as the thoughts come flooding back.
"I came by so we could walk to school together"
>You shudder at the thought.
>Suddenly you're not hungry anymore.
"Alright, Derpy, let's go then."
>You reluctantly grab your bag and head out to the door, Derpy following closely behind.
"Did you like our fun time the other day?"
>You feel vomit shoot up your throat.
>Hastily you clamp your mouth shut, fighting to keep the puke from spewing everywhere.
>You nod, hoping it will shut her up for the rest of the walk
"Maybe we could do it again?"
>She grins at you, a little drools spills out the side of her mouth.
>Your balls seem to shrink and go back up.
"Yeah, sounds...uh, yeah."
>She giggles and grabs your hand.
>Her hand is wet and slightly sticky.
>You push the rancid thoughts out of your head.
>You see the school up the road.
>Not long now, then you can be away from this traumatizing experiance.
>Then, a sudden realisation hits you.
>People will see you.
>Holding hands.
>With Derpy.
>Fuck.
>You approach the gates.
>You pull your hand from Derpy's with a ghastly 'schlick' noise.
>She grabs it again.
>She practically drags you towards the front doors.
>You squeeze your eyes shut, waiting for the barrage of insults and laughter.
>You look around.
>There's no one around. Not a single person.
>Only now do you realise how early you actually are.
>Wthout warning, Derpy drags you down the coridoor, towards the toilets.
>Oh fuck, please no, fuck.
>That's all you think as you're led towards the bathroom.
>You can't pull away.
>The strength to do so lies in another plane of existence.
>You enter the bathroom.
>Derpy instantly turns around and pulls your hand to her skirt.
>The nightmare's some back.
>She moves your hand up and down her slit.
>Your hand gets covered in slick juices and bits of flaky skin.
>She maneuvers your hand so the fingers are pointed upwards.
>You shudder.
"Ooooh, tha feels good anon."
>The voice causes your stomach to do a barrel roll.
>You feel your hand being pushed upwards.
>The horrid crusty insides greet your hand again, and a new wave of shudders crashes over your body.
>Horrible thick mucus like fluid slides over your fingers, making them stick together.
>Your stomach backflips.
"You want some?"
>She lets go of your hand and gets to work on your trousers.
>You stand there, utterly helpless, the will to move completely sucked from your very existence.
>She lifts your boxers down, exposing your frail, shrivelled member.
>She grabs your small member and starts to slowly jerk it.
>She uses her other hand to work your hand back inside her mucus, flaky nightmare tunnel.
>Her erratic goat like moans get louder and louder.
>You feel something stirring down below.
>You glance down.
>And your eyes grow wide with horror.
>You have a boner.
>Derpy's hand is stroking your rock hard shaft, coating it with slick juices, mucus, flaky labia skin and sticky shit.
>You've never been more horrified in your entire life.
>She smiles and strokes your shaft harder.
"You like that? Mmm.
>She drawls, saliva dripping out of her mouth and onto the floor.
>Your cock twitches slightly in her hand.
>More juices are flowing out of her.
>You feel a lump brush against you fingers.
>It can't be.
>You squeeze your eyes shut and try to block out the horrific punishment your hand was taking.
>Her goat noises get louder. Her breathing becomes fast and ragged.
>She leans in and kisses you.
>Her disgusting tongue probes your mouth, licking your teeth and swirling with your tongue.
>You have no idea why you haven't thrown up your guts yet.
>Maybe you're actually enjoying this.
>She orgasms all over your hand.
>Thick sticky juices soak your arm and hand, leaving a rancid lingering smell on your skin.
>She sighs and looks down at your cock.
>In one swift wobbly movement she engulfs your cock.
>She sucks on it sloppily.
>Thick coats of saliva cover your twitching member. Only now do you realise you're close to cumming.
>She slowly starts fingering herself, scraping the inside of her pussy as if searching for something.
>Your cock throbs and twitches. Before you know it, thick globs of cum shoot out into her waiting mouth, lingering on her tongue.
>Suddenly she removes her hand and brings it to your face.
>She slowly shoves her fingers in your mouth, making you taste her repulsive insides.
>You feel a small lump.
>Its a ball like fleshy thing.
>Oh shit.
>Holy fucking shitballs.
"You like that don't you?"
>A genital wart is now sitting on your tongue.
>Your eyes go wider than fucking saucers. Literally.
>She gets up and kisses you again.
>Your cum mixes with the wart and she swirls it around, making it touch all parts of your mouth.
>Suddenly she pushes it to the back of your throat.
>For some reason you swallow it, allowing it to slide down your throat and into your stomach.
>Derpy breaks away the kiss and smiles.
"I looooove you."
>She hugs you awkwardly and skips out of the bathroom.
>You stand there, frozen in place.
>The memories of this event are stuck in your mind forever.
>Eventually, you come to your senses and throw up.
>Your vomit goes everywhere.
>You turn around and walk out of the bathroom.
>You barely see your friend Norman coming into the school.
"Hey you're here early Anon I-Anon?"
"I...uh...wart."
>You stutter and tremble, visibly shaking in the hall.
>You slowly stumble out of the school and down the road.
>Finally youn reach your house.
>You trudge into the kitchen and grab the bleach.
>You peel off your clothes and walk upstairs.
>You get to the shower and open the bleach.
>Then shower heats up as you slather your body with the thick bleach.
>You sit in the shower and cry.

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Part 1:

>In class
>Class ends. Al the sudents get up and leave.
>you check your bag, realize you left your phone on the chair
>go back into classroom
"heeeeeyey"
>Derpy's holding your phone.
>Her disgusting mouth drools all over it.
>you cringe.
>She steps closer, grabs your hand and shoves it up her skirt.
>you cringe. hard crusty scabby flesh is all you can feel
"i lieke you anon"
>she moves your hand up and down. Her stinky, piss laced vag juices run down your hand.

Part 2:

>You are to shocked to move.
>she moves your hand faster.
>A finger goes in. Its crusty on the inside.
>she moans and make weird retarded donkey noises
>Another finger goes in
>Your fingers feel something moving inside her vag.
>She pulls your fingers out.
>you watch as a genital wart drops onto the floor.

Part 3:

>She shoves your fingers back inside her crusty vag.
>Her juices are spilling everywhere now.
>she moans and grunts like a donkey.
>Her legs begin to shake. She falls onto you.
>You barely hold on to her since you're still in shock.
>Her crusty walls tighten. She squeals as she has her orgasm.
>Her juices soak your hand and wrist and drip onto the floor.
>your hand drops out. She fixes her skirt and smiles her goofy grin.
"I lieked that much so much"
>she kisses you. On the lips.
>Her breath fills your nose with the scent of a thousand dead rats covered in dog cum.
>She skips out of the classroom.
>You stand there, utterly traumatized by what just happened.
>It's been 3 days since the incident with Derpy.
>You had burnt your clothes and washed at least 5 times that day.
>But the memories couldn't be washed out.
>The horrible smell.
>Her rancid breath
>The wart..
>You shudder as you remember the horrile incident.
>No one knew about it apart from you and Derpy.
>You want to keep it that way.
>You get dressed and head downstairs, eager to get the school day over and done with.
>You grab the cereal and milk and prepare a bowlful.
>You hear a loud knicking on the door.
>Why didn't they just ring the doorbell, you wonder, as you eat your cereal.

"Anon, there's someone at the door for you!"

>Someone for you? Who would possible be calling round at this time.
>Then you hear it.
>That spine tingling name.

"Hello Derpy, why don't you come in?"

>You spit your cereal out, splattering milk al over the table.

"Heeeey Anon!"

>Her voice send chills down your spine.
>You hold back tears as the thoughts come flooding back.

"I came by so we could walk to school together"

>You shudder at the thought.
>Suddenly you're not hungry anymore.

"Alright, Derpy, let's go then."

>You reluctantly grab your bag and head out to the door, Derpy following closely behind.

"Did you like our fun time the other day?"

>You feel vomit shoot up your throat.
>Hastily you clamp your mouth shut, fighting to keep the puke from spewing everywhere.
>You nod, hoping it will shut her up for the rest of the walk

"Maybe we could do it again?"

>She grins at you, a little drools spills out the side of her mouth.
>Your balls seem to shrink and go back up.

"Yeah, sounds...uh, yeah."

>She giggles and grabs your hand.
>Her hand is wet and slightly sticky.
>You push the rancid thoughts out of your head.
>You see the school up the road.
>Not long now, then you can be away from this traumatizing experiance.
>Then, a sudden realisation hits you.
>People will see you.
>Holding hands.
>With Derpy.
>Fuck.
>You approach the gates.
>You pull your hand from Derpy's with a ghastly 'schlick' noise.
>She grabs it again.
>She practically drags you towards the front doors.
>You squeeze your eyes shut, waiting for the barrage of insults and laughter.
>You look around.
>There's no one around. Not a single person.
>Only now do you realise how early you actually are.
>Wthout warning, Derpy drags you down the coridoor, towards the toilets.
>Oh fuck, please no, fuck.
>That's all you think as you're led towards the bathroom.
>You can't pull away.
>The strength to do so lies in another plane of existence.
>You enter the bathroom.
>Derpy instantly turns around and pulls your hand to her skirt.
>The nightmare's some back.
>She moves your hand up and down her slit.
>Your hand gets covered in slick juices and bits of flaky skin.
>She maneuvers your hand so the fingers are pointed upwards.
>You shudder.
"Ooooh, tha feels good anon."

>The voice causes your stomach to do a barrel roll.
>You feel your hand being pushed upwards.
>The horrid crusty insides greet your hand again, and a new wave of shudders crashes over your body.
>Horrible thick mucus like fluid slides over your fingers, making them stick together.
>Your stomach backflips.

"You want some?"

>She lets go of your hand and gets to work on your trousers.
>You stand there, utterly helpless, the will to move completely sucked from your very existence.
>She lifts your boxers down, exposing your frail, shrivelled member.
>She grabs your small member and starts to slowly jerk it.
>She uses her other hand to work your hand back inside her mucus, flaky nightmare tunnel.
>Her erratic goat like moans get louder and louder.
>You feel something stirring down below.
>You glance down.
>And your eyes grow wide with horror.
>You have a boner.
>Derpy's hand is stroking your rock hard shaft, coating it with slick juices, mucus, flaky labia skin and sticky shit.
>You've never been more horrified in your entire life.
>She smiles and strokes your shaft harder.

"You like that? Mmm.

>She drawls, saliva dripping out of her mouth and onto the floor.
>Your cock twitches slightly in her hand.
>More juices are flowing out of her.
>You feel a lump brush against you fingers.
>It can't be.
>You squeeze your eyes shut and try to block out the horrific punishment your hand was taking.
>Her goat noises get louder. Her breathing becomes fast and ragged.
>She leans in and kisses you.
>Her disgusting tongue probes your mouth, licking your teeth and swirling with your tongue.
>You have no idea why you haven't thrown up your guts yet.
>Maybe you're actually enjoying this.
>She orgasms all over your hand. 
>Thick sticky juices soak your arm and hand, leaving a rancid lingering smell on your skin.
>She sighs and looks down at your cock.
>In one swift wobbly movement she engulfs your cock.
>She sucks on it sloppily. 
>Thick coats of saliva cover your twitching member. Only now do you realise you're close to cumming.
>She slowly starts fingering herself, scraping the inside of her pussy as if searching for something.
>Your cock throbs and twitches. Before you know it, thick globs of cum shoot out into her waiting mouth, lingering on her tongue.
>Suddenly she removes her hand and brings it to your face.
>She slowly shoves her fingers in your mouth, making you taste her repulsive insides.
>You feel a small lump.
>Its a ball like fleshy thing.
>Oh shit.
>Holy fucking shitballs.

"You like that don't you?"

>A genital wart is now sitting on your tongue.
>Your eyes go wider than fucking saucers. Literally.
>She gets up and kisses you again.
>Your cum mixes with the wart and she swirls it around, making it touch all parts of your mouth.
>Suddenly she pushes it to the back of your throat.
>For some reason you swallow it, allowing it to slide down your throat and into your stomach.
>Derpy breaks away the kiss and smiles.

"I looooove you."

>She hugs you awkwardly and skips out of the bathroom.
>You stand there, frozen in place.
>The memories of this event are stuck in your mind forever.
>Eventually, you come to your senses and throw up.
>Your vomit goes everywhere.
>You turn around and walk out of the bathroom.
>You barely see your friend Norman coming into the school.

"Hey you're here early Anon I-Anon?"

"I...uh...wart."

>You stutter and tremble, visibly shaking in the hall.
>You slowly stumble out of the school and down the road.
>Finally youn reach your house.
>You trudge into the kitchen and grab the bleach.
>You peel off your clothes and walk upstairs.
>You get to the shower and open the bleach.
>Then shower heats up as you slather your body with the thick bleach.
>You sit in the shower and cry.

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