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Zer0 - A Time to Kill: Flight or Fleet (Fleetfoot)

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  1. >Another round of conquest
  2. >7 hours straight
  3. >The constant victories gets you hyped and hunger for more
  4. >You feel unstoppable with your team
  5. >Gulf of Oman
  6. >You start by spawning in the attack
  7. >You're in the passenger side
  8. -Eh.. Im a good co-pilot anyway-
  9. >You shrug it off and get ready for battle
  10. >Your squad member is heading towards Fort River
  11. >"Alright men Alpha goes to Veteran's Retreat, Delta go to Fort River, Everyone else on me" Said by a Level 90 Colonel
  12. -For someone who's not 100.. he sure is a hell of a leader-
  13. >You have barely reached rank colonel like everyone else
  14. >It did not matter, all you care was weapon unlocks
  15. >E, F, and C has been captured by the enemy team
  16. >Your team captured the rest
  17. >Just as you're heading to Construction site
  18. "Enemy Chopper spotted"
  19. >You take your aim towards the incoming enemy
  20. >Pilot locks missiles... enemy chopper pops flairs
  21. Hey.. Keep her steady.. I got this
  22. >You zoom in for a clear go
  23. >#Shotsfired
  24. >With your superior aiming you take down the chopper with ease
  25. >"Great shot comrade, let's move on"
  26. >1 hour in the match everything is going well until your chopper gets a hit
  27. Fucking jet ram...
  28. >On to the menu you wait to spawn into a jet to get payback
  29. >No jets available
  30. -Huh..-
  31. >You spawn at C
  32. >Enemy jet swoops in taking you down
  33. What the fuck?
  34. "Guys what's going on? Where is the 90 colonel dude?"
  35. >"He raged quit.. the new team who joined is giving us a beating.."
  36. "Who are these guys? I never seen such skill in jets.."
  37. >"They call themselves.. The Wonderbolts"
  38. "You know these guys?"
  39. >"They're known in Air Superiority.. nobody can defeat them in a dogfight.. I should know for I was once unfortunately joined their server"
  40. -The Wonderbolts.... I heard of that name before in Canterlot High..-
  41. >You recall the members in the gang
  42. -Spitfire.. Soarin.. Rapidfire.. and Fleetfoot-
  43. >Your mind stops after Fleetfoot
  44. -That toned body... all that running.. but none can beat Rainbow Dash in a track race-
  45. >You find it hard to believe the very gang is the same players right this moment are the ones dominating your win streak
  46. >Your team loses and your team mates are angered by your idling
  47. >"Hey Anon what the fuck? What gives?!"
  48. Huh? Oh.. uh.. what just happened?
  49. >"We lost dumbass.. we could of used your help with that ammo create you were hogging around!"
  50. Oh.. Sorry guys.. just had a thought
  51. >"What can be more important than our win streak?!?"
  52. ..Nothing.. I'll see ya tomorrow
  53. >You sign out of PlayStation 3 and head to bed
  54. >The next day at lunch, you search around for the gang to see if it was truly them the other night
  55. >"Maahahahan did you you hear the guys in the other team last night? Unbelieveable!"
  56. Soarin??
  57. >You rushed to the table to finally have your answers
  58. Hey! Soarin!
  59. >"Yeah? What up brah?"
  60. >Spitfire and the others look up to you with a puzzled but fierce look on their face
  61. You... aren't talking about Battlefield 3.. are you?
  62. >"Huh? How did you know that?"
  63. >"Hah.. I thought I recognized that "A7X" Clan tag.. Anon E Moouses" called out from Spirfire
  64. >You hate your full name being called out like that
  65. >You give no response to Spirfire's call out
  66. >"What's wrong? Did we give you an asswhooping to hard you have no words?"
  67. -Augh Christ don't tell me this is going to be another Trixie scenario..-
  68. >"Eheheheh I'm just kidding just kidding Anon, lighten up!"
  69. >You feel a little relieved but uneasy
  70. >Spitfire stands up to wrap an arm around you
  71. >"Hey cmon champ don't be like that! We were just fooling around, it is just a game afterall!"
  72. >You want to agree with her but after several hours of intense playing made it serious
  73. >At least until you had your mind set to Fleetfoot..
  74. >You begin to daydream of Fleetfoot whilst ignoring Spitfire's babbling speech about not taking video games seriously
  75. *Fleetfoot running in slow motion towards with the most lustful eyes* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7e3Z_mnaeg
  76. *The winds blowing her spikey hair farther back as if she's dashing in the speed of light*
  77. *Her voice echos "Anooonn... Ohh Annnoon"*
  78. *The two of you meet feet to feet*
  79. *Your hands are on her hips, Hers around your neck*
  80. *your tongue is ready to collide with hers....*
  81. **POOF**
  82. >"ANON E MOOUSES ARE YOU LISTENING??"
  83. >You snapped out of it
  84. Uh?!?! What?
  85. >"You're not day dreaming of FLEETFOOT.. ARE YOU??"
  86. -How the hell did she...?-
  87. I...uh... -Fuck..- uhm.. n-noo..
  88. >"You were go-ogling eyes aat her this WHOLE time, don't bullshit me Mr!"
  89. ....
  90. >You and Soarin turn eyes towards Fleetfoot
  91. >She leans her chair next to the pillar in the shadow to hide her blush
  92. >You hear a faint chuckle
  93. >Spitfire sighs
  94. >"Huuh boy.... So are you joining or not??"
  95. Yeeah.. I would love to go out wit- Huh? Join? Join what?
  96. >"oh brother... are you thickheaded?? JOIN OUR GROUP"
  97. But.. I'm not too good with jets
  98. >"Don't matter, We'll train ya.. WELCOME ABOARD SOLDIER"
  99. >And from there on you are now part of The Wonderbolts
  100.  
  101. >That night you add Spitfire and the rest to your friend list
  102. >Soon after you receive an invite
  103. >It's a private match
  104. (So here we go.. time to show them how shit I am at jets)
  105. >Match starts
  106. >You hop on a jet
  107. >"Soarin will be your training dummy"
  108. >"Hey! I heard that!"
  109. What about you guys?
  110. >"We will stand here at the ship and watch all the action"
  111. >Fleetfoot messages you good luck
  112. (I guess shes shy? She havent said a single word yet)
  113. >With the small text from Fleetfood you fee; pumped and ready for the hard pounding
  114. >You lift off... and die...
  115.  
  116. >Be Spitfire
  117. (Man did he seriously crashed into the ship's tower?)
  118. So Fleet.. You think he will pull through?
  119. >She nods her head
  120. What makes you think so?
  121. >"Well.. His score was 59 to 3 when we joined"
  122. Yeah but that was just him on foot, we're jet fighters, we're not too good on the field... mostly thanks to Soarin..
  123. >"Maybe Anon can lead us, He seems like a good leader"
  124. HAH are you kidding me? He'll dream of you while we run into the construction base
  125. >Fleetfloot blushes
  126. >"Do you really think he's into me?"
  127. Really? Just look at him!
  128. >Anon crashes 10 feet away from the two
  129. ANON WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PILOTING
  130. >"HEY IF THIS WAS A HELICOPTER THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT!"
  131. You can pilot that? Bullshit!
  132. >"Yeah.. just you see when we're in a match.. just you wait.."
  133.  
  134. >Be Anon
  135. Ugh this is getting me nowhere!
  136. But I wont quit so easy
  137. >You take spin
  138. >Missiles locking on soarin..... missed
  139. >You try again.. a successful hit!
  140. >Thankfully you have heat seekings missiles unlocked with the help of Rainbow Dash when she came over
  141.  
  142. Rainbow Dash... she was a awesome player.. until her friends and team needed her
  143. (Battlefield 3 has not been too fun since she left.. I would ALMOST go back to Mw3.. it is that boring..)
  144. >"Anon did you say something?"
  145. No nothing..
  146. >"You was mumbling something about our captain Anon" said Fleetfoot
  147. >"Yeah what about our captain bro? She on your mind" said Soarin
  148. Well you see, Dash and I used to play this alot.. and she once came over to unlock some stuff for me.
  149. >"Ahhhahah so that's how you got heatseekers?"
  150. >"Who would of though our Dashie plays Battlefield as well!" Excitedly shouted by Spitfire
  151. Yes well you know.. She's the captain of EVERY sport so.. didn't last too long.
  152. >"Awe bummer man aren't you lucky to play with her"
  153. Anyways.. Can we find a match? I still have to show Spit how well I do without jets
  154. >"Well.. I could go for jet stealing, how bout it Fleet?"
  155. >Fleetfoot giggiles
  156. >"And make the team mad? How can I refuse?"
  157. (They love to steal enemy jets.. how dirty.. I like it..)
  158. One game then.. Let's make it fun!
  159. >All of you get into a match of conquest
  160. >Caspian Border
  161. >Spitfire and Fleetfoot spawn in jets
  162. >You and Soarin get into a transport chopper
  163. >You are recon and Soarin is a engineer
  164. Alright man drop me off by the radio tower, I will snipe and call out enemy aircraft
  165. >"Sounds good"
  166. >Spitfire and Fleetfoot joins your squad for communicating
  167. >"Oh hey Spit, Fleet, Anon here will call out the jets and helis for us
  168. >"Ah perfect! We never had anyone call them out for us when those fuckers evade us!"
  169. >You jump out of the transport chopper and para-shoot to your spot on top of the radio tower
  170. >Laid down your spawn beacon, scope down, you're ready to go
  171.  
  172. >A and C is captured
  173. >Soarin makes his way to enemy base to wait for a attack chopper or jet
  174. >You spot the two jets and chopper that is already in air
  175. >You see Fleetfoot lift up and swirls to the other direction
  176. >You hear the machine gun blaze from her jet
  177. Hey Fleetfoot, lemme set down a SOFLAM for ya
  178. >"Huh? What's that?"
  179. >"Yeah Anon what's a soflaim thingy?" asked Spitfire
  180. (....They're playing this game... and don't know what a SOFLAM is...)
  181. You really don't know? Seriously guys?
  182. >"What? Can't you see our ranks? We only play Air Superiority or dominate the skies on Conquest"
  183. ..Well a SOFLAM is a device that will lock on enemy craft making them think they're being locked to force them to use their flairs
  184. >"And we can rain hell on them?"
  185. Preciously
  186. >"AWERSOME! Great thinkin Anon buddy!"
  187. >"Heh I knew it was a good idea to recruit you into our team"
  188. (Bullshit.. you just want to mess with me and my liking of Fleetfoot..)
  189. >Everything goes as you said
  190. >The two jets lay out their flairs, giving them an opening for Spitfire and Fleetfoot to give it to them
  191. >"Tango down! and the other!"
  192. >"Alright Soarin that's your que!"
  193. I got your six Soar.
  194. >You scope around the base for any bogeys trying to prevent Soarin to take a jet
  195. >You spot a tank heading towards him
  196. Heads up Soar, tank at 12 o'clock
  197. >Soarin quickly panics
  198. >"Oh shit what do I do??"
  199. Chill man, just follow my directions..
  200. >"Uhh okay!"
  201. >You can feel Soarin is sweating intensifies
  202. Alright see that create next to you? Hide behind that
  203. >Soarin does what you command
  204. On my signal, get behind the tank and use your repair torch on him.. it wont repair it but damage it
  205. >"You got it bro"
  206. >The tank approaches the base searching around for Soarin
  207. Annnd... NOW!
  208. >Soarin rushes to the tank to spray his torch
  209. >Tank attempts to reverse to prevent anymore damages and fails
  210. >Driver gets out only to drop dead from your shot
  211. >"WHOA! Great shot Anon!"
  212. >Jet spawns and Soarin takes it into the air
  213. >"Thanks buddy!"
  214.  
  215. "Excellent shooting Anon! That was a genius idea!" cherefully Fleetfoot compliments
  216. >You have a hint of blush on your cheeks
  217. Ah it was nothing..
  218. >You feel like a badass after a compliment from her
  219. >The match is nearly to it's end
  220. (Soon the tower is going to collapse)
  221. >The losing team is angered by your sniping and the wonderbolt's air superiority
  222. >Fleetfoot is taken down by a swarm of engineersall targeting her with stingers
  223. >"Oh no! Im down guys!"
  224. >Shocked and awed the rest of the wonderbolts are, they continue their rain of led and avenged her demise"
  225. >"Okay just wait by the base and get another jet.."
  226. >Jet spawns at base... but is taken by the enemy
  227. >"Ohh.. birdy want's to play?? Well he will regre-"
  228. >Spitfire's jet is demolished
  229. >"FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING??"
  230. Damn where are they coming from?
  231. >A jet swoops by barely missing you
  232. >"They're after you now Anon!" Screamed soarin
  233. >The jet takes a swirl and tries again
  234. >The tower is collapsing
  235. Oh crud this is not good.. one way to go about this..
  236. >You take a leap of faith
  237. >"Anon what are you..."
  238. >You jumped off and quickly para-shoot away as the tower collapses behind you
  239. (I only got one shot at this...)
  240. >You steady your scope at pin point to the jet's direction
  241. >With a slight adjustment down you take the shot...
  242. >Enemy killed
  243. >100
  244. >YOU HAVE PROMOTED
  245. http://imgur.com/dhJBphp
  246. >Everyone is speechless
  247. >"WHAT THE FUCK??" Screamed from the enemy for a brief second before hearing your team mates cheer as you land
  248. >"Th-that... w-was ORGASMIC!" Fleetfoot runs towards you playfully knifing your character in excitement
  249. >Soarin and Spitfire swarms around you with Fleetfoot giving a loud cheer as you all listen to the sound of victory counting down
  250. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_NiB3GCYzY
  251. >"Great game Wonderbolts!!" yelled Spitfire
  252. >"See you at lunch Monday Anonie~" told by Fleetfoot
  253. >"Awesome game man!"
  254. >You hear Soarin laughing
  255. Yeah see ya Monday guys
  256.  
  257. >Be Fleetfoot
  258. >Signed out, ps3 turned off after a long exciting match
  259. Aha what a game that was!
  260. >Undress and walk to the shower
  261. That anon really made things... "exciting"
  262. >her ladyhood is moist with the thought of anon
  263. His hardcore skill.. is so... UNF!
  264. >Rubbing her clit counter-clockwise while waiting for the shower to heat up
  265. >She reaches her left arm to her breasts and fondles them.
  266. Ahh..~ A-annonn..~
  267. AAHHHAAHH-
  268. >"Fleet, sweetie is everything alright in there?"
  269. Y-YES GRANDMA IT'S JUST A SPIDER
  270. >"But don't you like spiders honey?"
  271. A BIG GIANT SCARY UGLY SPIDER
  272. >"Ohh okay be careful"
  273. God that was close...
  274. >Jump into the shower to wash up.. the enthusiasm
  275.  
  276. >Be Spirtfire
  277. >Signed off ps3
  278. WHOO MAN WHAT A GAME
  279. >You give Rapidfire a call
  280. >"Yellow Spit!"
  281. Rapid man! You shoulda been there!
  282. >"Wha? What happened?"
  283. Anon! He sniped a guy off a jet! A JET!!
  284. >"Like the videos on YouTube? No freaking way!"
  285. I'm serious! This anon is something else.... (something else indeed..)
  286. >"What's on your mind? Hmm?"
  287. What? NOTHING!
  288. >"uhm.. okaaayy"
  289. Rrrrgh Anon likes Fleetfoot!.. but I'm starting to have a thing for him now..
  290. >"Uhh ohh this can't be good"
  291. Noo it's not! Fleetfoot is a good friend! and she likes him too
  292. >"What will you do?"
  293. Hey! I said I have a thing for him! I didn't say I want him!
  294. >"Haha whatever you say spittie~"
  295. Besides Dashy will give me hell for having a boyfriend.
  296. >"You do lead the boys in the track when she is busy with the other dumplings"
  297. And?
  298. >"Tcheh just sayin, I'm not the one with love issues"
  299. OH WHATEVER.. I FRIENDZONE'D YOU
  300. >"......"
  301. Oh.. that was heavy.. sorry
  302. >"Nah it's good, besides I''m way over you"
  303. (ouch...)
  304. >"Anywho I must be goin, my uncle needs me in the yard"
  305. Okay cya *click*
  306. >You feel a bit jealous of Fleet but you won't let that get the best of you
  307. (Gotta take Rainbow's loyalty for example.. yeah that'll work)
  308. Ah well.. better luck next time.
  309.  
  310. >Saturday night
  311. >At the movies with Soarin
  312. >"Yo Spit, what's troubling you?"
  313. Sigh.. I won't lie.. I am taking a liking to anon..
  314. >"Fleet also likes anon ya'know?"
  315. And Anon likes her... no chance for me.... sigh
  316. >Theater gets dark
  317. Hmmm guess you'll have to be my bitch again..
  318. >Tuck left hand into Soarin's jeans
  319. >"Au-auhh... not again!.."
  320. >The room is nearly dead
  321. >Jurassic Park V
  322. >It's been out for months
  323. Soarin sweetie.. you know how I get when I cannot get the man I want.. no.. I'll take my frustration.. and excitement on you..
  324. >"C-cmon spit.. not here at le-least.."
  325. >Stroking Soarin's harden shaft
  326. Well.. I do need butter for my popcorn...
  327. >Soarin begins to sweat and lets a soft groan trying to hold back
  328. >Grinding his teeth, Soarin lets a big load out onto the popcorn
  329. >You eat your "buttered" popcorn with lustful eyes staring into his soul
  330. (It's turning him on.. good)
  331. >Soarin golps and takes out his still harden shaft
  332. Mmmm that'a boy!~
  333. >"J-just hurry up!..."
  334. >Off comes both of the jeans
  335. >Sliding down your love-tunnel onto Soarin's shaft
  336. >"Aaahhhhhhh fffuck yess..~"
  337. >You feel a thrust
  338. >Feeling your ass being fondled by Soarin's soft hands
  339. >Soarin's lap is soaked
  340. >The paste gets faster
  341. >The both of you are trying hard not to let a sound
  342. >Room is dead quiet you can hear the sliding and pounding clearly
  343. >"Red rocket.. RED ROCKET!"
  344. >"Uhhhhhgh~ Boom goes the rocket"
  345. Ahhh fuck yes..~
  346. >You feel the seeds swimming around your egg
  347. >Luckly you've come prepared
  348. >Popped a pill
  349. >Both of you quickly get dressed and resume the movie
  350. Today was a good day~ I guess I don't need Anon after all
  351.  
  352. >Sunday afternoon
  353. >Be Anon
  354. >Call received
  355. >It's Fleetfoot
  356. >"Heyy Annonie! listen.. you're not busy right now.. are you?"
  357. Na, What's up?
  358. >"Can we meet by the mall at 5?"
  359. Sure thing! See you there! *Click*
  360. AWWW YEEAAH!
  361. >You jump for joy and rush to your closet
  362. What to wear what to wear.... choices...
  363.  
  364. Fuck it
  365. >You pick a A7x Tshirt and some jeans
  366. >Grab your remove to the Lexus
  367. >You drive to the mall
  368. >4:30
  369. Eh I can kill time
  370. >You head up the food court to grab a bite
  371. >McDonalds
  372. >20 piece McNuggets
  373. Eh it's a quick bite.. Not many others really like it
  374. >4:45
  375. >You walk into Hot Topic
  376. >Ignoring all the hipsters, you browse for more Avenged Sevenfold T shirts
  377. >All the same stuff, no Deadmau5 shirt
  378. Man Vinyl loves Deadmau5.. ah well Fleet will be mine
  379. >5:01
  380. >You spot Fleetfoot upon exiting Hipster Topic
  381. Hey girl!
  382. >She turns around to spot you and waves happily
  383. >"Heyy! Great you can make it!"
  384. Likewise, so.. what's up?
  385. >"Well there is something I wanted to talk to you about.. in person.."
  386. >You raise an eyebrow wondering what but you have a slight idea what it is
  387. Ight, Im all ears!
  388. >"Well you see.. and this will sound funny but... after that game.. I've been thinking about you.."
  389. (Ho ho man you got a chick to dig you doing something you like! How lucky can you get?)
  390. >"A-and I was wondering if.. maybe you would lik-"
  391. >You lay a finger on her lips
  392. Ah say no more pumpkin.. I know exactly what you're thinking...~
  393. >You bring your face down to hers
  394. >Hands around her waist
  395. >The two of you exchange saliva through a roll of your tongue
  396. >You feel your heart race
  397. >You succeeded
  398. >You drag her hips to yours
  399. >Both of you let lose, leaving a saliva trail from each other's lips
  400. Today will be a good day..
  401. >Fleet blushes and nods her heads
  402. >The two of you hold hands and walk around the mall
  403. >You spot a empty working construction site
  404. Huh.. that must a new store in the works but nobody working in there
  405. >"Let's go~.. Im feeling a little.. excited~~"
  406. >Her grip on your hand becomes tighter as she drags you into the empty site
  407. >In the darkest part of the site, she lifts her skirt and unzips your jeans
  408. >"Mmmmph~"
  409. >Shes dripping wet
  410. >You take a sample with your two fingers
  411. >Adrenaline is building up
  412.  
  413. >You spot a cop walking by
  414. Sh-shit...copper..
  415. >"Quickie it is than"
  416. Y-yeah.. Augh~
  417. >She slides her love-tunnel down to your ego
  418. >Ah! Ahh-
  419. >You cover her mouth to suppress her moan
  420. Shh.. let's try to finish quietly..
  421. >The cop catches the noise and peeks his head into the site
  422. >"Is someone there?"
  423. >You both take your attention on him hoping he wont notice
  424. >"Hmph must of been my imagination"
  425. >Both of you lets a sigh of relief and resumes
  426. >You pick her up off her feet
  427. >Adrenaline 100%
  428. Cmon.. Unf~
  429. >You thrust to your hardest
  430. >Slower....faster... slower
  431. >Speed picks up
  432. >"Uuh.. Mmh.. Ahhh!"
  433. >Fleetfoot wraps arms around your neck and hangs on tight
  434. >Thrusting at full speed
  435. >You can't hold it in much longer
  436. >Biting your lip, you give one final hard thrust and launch your seeds full speed
  437. Aaaagh!~
  438. >Everything slows down
  439. >You feel your head spin
  440. >"*pant* *pant* that was... outstanding..."
  441. >You catch your breathe as Fleetfoot licks off the remaining seeds leaking off your now bent ego
  442. >Dressed up
  443. >Walk out like a boss
  444. >Matching shades
  445. Today was a good day!~
  446. >Fleetfoot giggles and lays her head on your shoulder
  447.  
  448. The end