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Voice of the Machines - Celestia's Bananas

By: FingerbangingMLP on Sep 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.81 KB  |  hits: 296  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You be the Anon
  2. >Chillin and killin the time in study hall
  3. >Loudspeaker comes on.
  4.  
  5. >"Anon please report to the principal's office."
  6.  
  7. >Aw shit.
  8. >You walk through the empty hall wondering what you did wrong.
  9. >Maybe it's because you called Twilight Sparkle a nerd for reading too many books
  10. >Naw
  11. >You enter Principal Celestia's office.
  12.  
  13. >"Close the door, Anon we need to discuss something important."
  14.  
  15. >Doing as she says, you close the door and sit down.
  16.  
  17. >"Do you know why I called you here, Anon?"
  18.  
  19. "No."
  20.  
  21. >She stands up and puts her hands on the desk.
  22. >She stares into your eyes looking a little pissed.
  23.  
  24. >"I heard through a grape vine that you don't like banana's"
  25.  
  26. >What the fuck is she talking about.
  27. >You respond.
  28.  
  29. "No, I don't like bananas."
  30.  
  31. >She isn't mad as she was before.
  32. >She gives a small grin and looks at you.
  33. >Pulling out her desk drawer she takes out a real banana.
  34.  
  35. >"Where did you get that, banana?"
  36.  
  37. >"I had Pinkie Pie stash bananas all over the school in case of a banana related emergency."
  38.  
  39. >"Like the one you're about to be in, Anon."
  40.  
  41. >Whoa, that's kinky.
  42. >She unbuttons her shirt and shows off her bra.
  43. >She lightly grips the banana in her hand.
  44.  
  45. >"Lets see if I can change how you feel about bananas, Anon."
  46.  
  47. >She sits on the desk and starts do some erotic stuff.
  48.  
  49. >"They're very delicious, Anon."
  50.  
  51. >She starts to swirl the fruit around her lips.
  52. >She kisses it ever so slightly.
  53. >She makes some small moans as she starts to open her mouth, letting the banana in.
  54. >She starts to lick the tip which turns you on as you imagine her doing it to you.
  55. >Wild boner starts to build up in your pants.
  56.  
  57. >"Oh, Anon. You don't need to be so shy. Take them off I insist."
  58.  
  59. >You still sitting in the chair take off your jeans and underwear.
  60. >Your giant member ready for some action.
  61. >Celestia really notices and smiles.
  62.  
  63. >"I like that men have banana shaped function. It makes it even more enjoyable for me to fantasize."
  64.  
  65. >Her long legs move away from the desk reaching out for you.
  66. >Oh, God what sexy legs this one has.
  67. >Her skin tight yoga pants reach you.
  68. >Her cute foot starts to rub up against your cock.
  69. >She want's to torment you in the most unspeakable ways like this.
  70. >She gives off a devilish smile as you enjoy the pleasure.
  71.  
  72. >"Well, Anon. Have I changed your mind yet?"
  73.  
  74. >The pleasure from her foot still rubs your dick slowly.
  75. >It feels oh so pleasing, yet you answer.
  76.  
  77. "No, Principal Celestia, I still don't like bananas."
  78.  
  79. >She looks disturbed.
  80. >As if someone could never resist bananas like she has, she has to keep trying.
  81. >She pulls her foot away, and spares you from the pleasure and the torture.
  82.  
  83. >"Well I have many methods of getting you to come over your tone."
  84.  
  85. >She sets the banana back down on the desk.
  86. >She pulls her legs closer to her chest.
  87. >Moving her pelvis up a bit she starts to remove her yoga pant's completely.
  88. >All that's left is the matching pair of sunny yellow bra and panties to go with her slim white body.
  89. >Not to mention that flowing multicolored hair.
  90. >Giving another smile she resumes your torture.
  91. >Now her bare feet grind up against your rock hard cock.
  92. >She is starting to get desperate trying to turn you over.
  93. >You enjoy the pleasure the best you can.
  94.  
  95. >"I see you're enjoying yourself, Anon, but I can't let you have all the fun."
  96.  
  97. >After sucking on the banana for a bit she runs the fruit down her sleek body to her panties.
  98. >She starts to poke at her already wet under garments and make even bigger deal out of this.
  99. >As the banana rubs around her panties stitching she lets some of her juices flow out, they start to fall to the floor and make a puddle.
  100.  
  101. >"Now I'll show you, how delicious tasty these treats really are."
  102.  
  103. >She runs the shaft inside her panties.
  104. >She starts to poke her clit with the tip.
  105. >Small moans escape her mouth as she enjoys her pleasure as well as yours.
  106. >Her feet still rub against your dick.
  107. >Both of them take the opposite side and stroke it up and down in synchronization.
  108. >Some much pleasure you receive as you watch Celestia do nasty things to you and herself.
  109. >She truly is a goddess, perhaps one of bananas, but still a true goddess of pleasure.
  110. >After awhile she collects more juices on the fruit itself.
  111. >She then unpeals the banana and disposes of it.
  112. >Having no doubt of dis-pleasure she sticks in inside herself.
  113. >Her moans grow louder as she fucks herself with the banana.
  114. >Her feet start to speed from the adrenaline kicking in.
  115. >It's almost to much for you to handle.
  116. >Through all the pleasure you still tell your Principal.
  117.  
  118. "Celestia! I'm gonna cum."
  119.  
  120. >She starts to slow down a bit.
  121. >She repeats her objective.
  122. >But still keeps your cock hard with some slow stroking.
  123.  
  124. >"Anon, do you like bananas now?"
  125.  
  126. >You have no other choice.
  127. >You want to cum so badly.
  128.  
  129. "Yes, Celestia! I love love love bananas!"
  130.  
  131. >Hearing what she wanted she finished you off.
  132. >Her feet moving at top speed again she makes you her banana bitch.
  133. >You can't take it anymore.
  134. >You blow it all out.
  135. >Your semen covers part of the floor and a bit of your leg.
  136. >Celestia pulls out the sticky banana from her snatch and holds it out to you.
  137. >You try to catch your breath from all the excitement, but you ask what she wants now.
  138. >You take the toyed banana in your hand.
  139.  
  140. >"Now I want you to eat it, Anon."
  141.  
  142. >What?!
  143.  
  144. >"Just so I can be sure you really do like bananas, okay. Just one bite is all I need."
  145.  
  146. >She will wait forever to see you eat it.
  147. >No way out now.
  148. >You take a small bite off of the head and consume it.
  149.  
  150. >"Good now lets see you chew it. Taste how good it feels."
  151.  
  152. >Your taste buds have no choice but to inspect the taste.
  153. >It may be the worst taste in your life.
  154.  
  155. >After what seems like forever she gives her last command.
  156.  
  157. >"Good, Anon now swallow the rest."
  158.  
  159. >Giving a big gulp you are relived to be done.
  160. >She takes the rest of the banana from your hand.
  161. >She eats off the rest of it like it was nothing.
  162. >That leads you to assume that she does this every night before she goes to sleep.
  163. >She sucks on the fingers getting every last part she can.
  164. >You still can't believe she ate the rest of the damn thing.
  165. >She dresses herself back up and cleans up the mess.
  166. >You dress back up too.
  167. >She sits back at her desk and looks at the file in her face once again.
  168.  
  169. >"I hope I can trust you to eat healthy bananas from now on, Anon can't I?"
  170.  
  171. "Yes Principal Celestia!"
  172.  
  173. >"Good you are excused."
  174.  
  175. >You leave the room and walk calmly out the door.
  176. >Instead of going back to study hall you rush to the nurse's office.
  177. >You can't eat bananas because you have an allergic reaction.
  178. >You get an appropriate vaccination and head back to class.
  179. >In your dreams that night you see Celestia dressed up as a giant banana dancing.
  180. >You still don't like banana's.
  181. >But you like being arouse so it's a win / lose.