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Sweetislut - Phoenix Wright Parody (unfinished)

By: FingerbangingMLP on Jan 30th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.07 KB  |  hits: 49  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Roxy could barely maintain her composure as the Mr Cake confessed to the murder.
  2. >Not that is suprised her the way the case had headed.
  3. >She covered her mouth to contain herself.
  4. >As the crowd slowly emptied the court she felt a small tinge of guilt, nothing the bar couldn't silence.
  5. "Thank you Mr Godot, Mr Phoenix, My son can finally rest in peace."
  6. >It takes all her willpower not to smile that that comment, but she managed as she left the building.
  7.  
  8. >She left the courthouse and made it to a little hole in the ground called the Dead Rabbit.
  9. “So does any Stallion here want to buy a Pretty mare a drink?”
  10. >She exclaims to the bar causing many stallions to cheer.
  11. >Roxy enjoys drink after drink, but the small voice in the back of her mind seems only to get louder and louder.
  12.  
  13. “Mama why, why did you kill me”
  14.  
  15. “Stay away from me”
  16. >throwing the bottle near the imaginary voice she jumps from her chair.
  17. “You aren’t real, you can’t be”
  18. >Screaming she leaves the bar and runs across the street into a park.
  19. >Finally the phantom seems to vanish, leaving her in the middle of the park alone.
  20.  
  21. >The moon is high in the sky when she finally makes it home.
  22. >She shivers as she walks through the building, never remembering it being this quite.
  23. “Butt…”
  24. >She stops herself, he is gone now.
  25. >Feeling a tear she stands straight, no this was what she wanted.
  26. >Looking down at the check, five million Dollars, she wonders if it was worth it.
  27. >Of course it had been, no more snotty kids to clean up after, no more getting him up for school.
  28. >In the morning she would sell this house and never have to remember, but for now the coach would give her plenty of sleep.
  29.  
  30. >As dreams begin to invade the night.
  31. >The Darkness breaks a voice come with the light.
  32.  
  33. “Mama, why”
  34. >Buttons shows himself to her, a ghostly image stands against the light.
  35. “I never loved her mommy, wasn’t that good enough.”
  36. >Memories flood from the night before, making her relive the murder again.
  37.  
  38. “Ah mom do I really have to get up?”
  39. Button’s moaned pulling the blanket up above his head.
  40. >He felt the blanket being pulled off of him, the cold night air causing him to jump out of bed.
  41. “But mom, I don’t even have school today.”
  42.  
  43. “I know dear, but don’t you want to help your Mommy pick out the perfect cake for your special day.”
  44. >She hands him his hat.
  45. “We will be going to the Sugar Cube Corner, You know Pinkie will be there, and she has that new Candy Crush Game.”
  46.  
  47. >Arriving at the Sugar Cube Pinkie is just getting up.
  48. “Button’s dear, why don’t you and Pinkie talk for a bit. And whatever you do, don’t come back here ok sweetie”
  49. >She kissed him on the forehead before heading back to the bakery.
  50.  
  51. “Any problems getting away baby”
  52. >Mr. Cake greeted her with a kiss.
  53. >He holds her a tight embrace and begins to nibble on her ear.
  54. “Mrs. Cake is always gone anymore, you have made it bearable.
  55.  
  56. >Roxy moans as Cake softly muzzles her ear.
  57. “You need to leave her already, I can be all the women you ever need.”
  58.  
  59. >She pulls him in to a kiss, the phone rings as a distant echo.
  60. >The voice on the other side of the answering machine causes Mr. Cake to push Roxy away.
  61.  
  62. “I am sorry”
  63. >He straightens his shirt and frowns.
  64. “You know I will always love her first.”
  65. >He frowns as he begins to leave the room.
  66.  
  67. “No please, you don’t understand. I need you”
  68. >Roxy begs as he answers the phone, No she had to do something.
  69. >First Buttons left the money and now she felt her connection to Mr. Cake falling as well.
  70. >Grabbing the cooking mittens the puts them on and than grabs a cookie sheet, If she can’t have him, no one can.
  71. >She tiptoes to the phone, slowly raising the tin high above her head.
  72.  
  73. “Mama what’s going on.”
  74. >Buttons drags at the hem of her dress.
  75.  
  76. >She drops the tin as a idea pops in her head. If she could kill buttons all that insurance money would be hers, but how
  77. >The thoughts race through her head,
  78. “Nothing honey, do you think you could go downstairs and grab a bag of sugar?