Scootal00_Type-R - Fast and Anonymous (unfinished)

>At some random ass party

>People from school smoking it up and getting drunk as fuck.

>Enjoying a beer, then all of a sudden some random chick pull you aside to drag you into a bedroom.

>You realize it's Sunset Shimmer.

>Holy shit, the most popular and biggest bitch in school wants to fuck you.

>Then there's knocking on the door.

>you ignore it, being caught in the moment as you are about to lose your virginity.

>All of a sudden, the knocking turns to bangs. Someone is shouting, "Anon wake up!!"

>You break out of your slumber to see your dad entering you room.

What is it pops, today is Sunday?

>"Hell yea it's Sunday, and Sunday's the day that I finish your car?

Oh sheeit!!

>You hop out of bed in your Sanic undies and book it to the garage, which has been off limits to you all of freshman and sophomore year.

 

>You burst through the door only to trip and enjoy the taste of a rollcage bar.

>you hear laughter on top of that, so that's a clear indication your dad is there. He tosses you a bathrobe.

>"The garage is open, put something decent on."

>you recover and ask

Dad...what the hell is this piece of shit...

>"This is a 2000 Mazda MX-5 Miata. But not just any old Miata, I tuned this midlife crisis turd with an FIA grade rollcage, the biggest Brembo brakes I could fit inside the wheels, and the best suspension K&W could offer. But here are the kickers."

>You watch as your dad opens the hood and trunk of the now track day quality ricer.

>You first inspect the trunk and see your Gibson Les Paul sitting in there...and that there is only room for the guitar.

>You give him the dafuqamilookinat.jpg look.

>"The only reason why pretty much only your guitar can fit in the trunk, is because this car is now a sports hybrid."

Like that LaFerrari and Porshe 918 Spyder?

>"Yep, the battery is useful as a ballast to give it the grip of a mid-engine sports car" He walks over to the front, "because this work of art is in here."

>You come over to see what the "work of art" is.

>You immediately recognize the engine as a wankel 3 rotor engine. And judging from the markings on on some of the parts and on the fender, this engine is from RE Amemiya...and it's bridgeported...

 

 

>Monday

>You start the junior year off by pulling up to your school in hybrid mode.

>Once you park it your buddy Norman see you and the new ride.

>"Hey Anon, nice ride you got there. Almost didn't know if you got here since it's so quiet."

Oh no it's not. The old man knows how to make sports hybrids now.

>You crank over the engine revealing the beast. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-iOGaVI6YQ

>"Well, that's somewhat loud"

>You respond with a rev and the shriek of an F1 can be heard from 4 blocks away.

>This catches the attention of the jocks....and Sunset Shimmer.

>"Well, well, well...looks like someone has a new toy," the queen cunt said.

>She reaches for a rust hole in the quarter panel and chips off a big chunk of rusted sheet.

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>You reach for the tire iron next to you and you step out of your car, with the fury of a thousand suns.

>"Whoa there Tex", a meathead suddenly appears in front of you.

>You immediately swing and knock the jock out. A bit of blood pooling round his head from the new gash on his head.

>Norman, jumps in front before you do something even more insane.

>"Whoa there, man, we are civilized people. You should know how to settle this."

>>"HA, what you think this piece of shit ricer can out run my car?"

>You cool off and say

Wanna wager on it?

>"Ok, a race to the Sugar Cube Corner sounds far enough for you to enjoy my dust."

What's in it for me?

>She grabs her chest, "you get to see and feel these."

And if I lose?

>"Your car becomes pinker than a barbie car for the whole school year."

What are we waiting for then?

>The two of you pull up to the front of the school.

>You notice that she drives a Boss 302 Mustang.

Heh, must be a gift from daddy.

>You realize that your car is a gift from your dad too.

>Some chick who is know around the school as Rarity steps up to start you off.

>She raises her arm, revealing a velvet handkerchief.

>It drops.

 

>The shriek of your car drones out the roar of the Mustang.

>Smoke

>Smoke everywhere.

>Your car finally grips the road and you see that you are just behind Sunset Shimmer.

>You hit 3rd gear and you begin walking it on her.

>By the time you reach the 6th gear, she's at least two car lengths behind and you see the first and only set of turns.

>You Tokyo Drift that shit no problem.

>You exit the last corner to hear the crunching of sheet metal.

>In the rear view, Sunset Shimmer happened to accidentally pit slam a car and there is smoke and plastic everywhere.

>Minor cosmetic damage to the 302.

>You pull up into the Sugar Cube corner parking lot.

>Super hoe pull up seconds later.

>"I suggest we leave fast before the cops show up. You can outrun the cop, but not the radio."

What about our wager?

>She hands you a slip of paper.

>"Call me after school. I'll tell you where we are gonna meet up."

>News of the race spread around school. You find out that the guy whose head you bashed in was Flash Sentry in the midst of it.

>Class goes fine though and the school faculty knows nothing of the race.

>You head out to take a dump and you come across that Rarity chick.

>She pulls you inside the girls bathroom suddenly and begins a tongue war with you.

 

>The smell of morning dew fills your nose.

>You break off the kiss

Damn Rarity, take a guy out to dinner first before you decide to fuck him.

>"Don't mock my ethics Anon. I just felt that you deserve a better award than what that Sunset Shimmer girl has to offer."

Fine by me.

>Rarity proceeds to lead you to a stall to continue the session.

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>She unbuckles your pants and begins to play with your gear shifter.

>This entices you to moan while playing tongue-of-war.

>Rarity stops to turn around to offer the dragon's horde.

>Dragon's horde? Why did I just think of that?

>You kick the wut of your head and proceed to grab da booty and gas her tank.

>Oh shit, she must be a virgin too.

>But there's no blood from popping her cherry.

>Must be tight from her doing some kind of yoga shit.

>Your thoughts are interrupted with a pressure in base of your manhood.

>The second you pull out, she spins around and wraps her mouth around you

>You blow your load in her mouth as she moans on your dick.

Soooo....can I go take a dump now?

>"Well of course, a lady doesn't waste a man's time you know."

>You exit the bathroom and go about your business and finish off the day.

>Final bell rings and you get your shit and head to your car.

 

>You pull up to a stop light and open that slip of paper Sunset Shimmer gave you.

>It contains her number and surprisingly a lipstick imprint of a kiss.

>As you dial her number, an R33 Skyline suddenly pulls up next to you...on the opposite side of the road.

>you look and see it's Flash Sentry, bandaged head and all.

>he pulls out a gun

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>a shot is fired and it bounces of the roll cage as you floor it.

>Flash gives chase in what your guess is meathead rage.

God damn this is gonna take some time.

>Your so busy shitting yourself that you run over a chicken crossing a road.

>oh man the jokes

>You're so busy leling at it that you hit a cat.

Well shit.

>You check the rear view and it seems that you lost him.

>To make sure that he is no longer on your tail, you turn into the Sweet Apple acres and ask Apple Jack to help you hide you and the car in the barn.

>"Sure thing, Anon, we still owe you for fixing our tractor."

>You finish dialing Sunset Shimmer's number.

 

>After the second ring, she picks up.

>"Hello?"

It's Anon.

>"Ah, it's about time you called, come to the parking garage in the Manehattan district. Me and your rewards are waiting for you."

All righty.

>You hang up and begin the drive to claim your prize.

>When you get there you see Sunset Shimmer waving you down.

>You stop to let her in

>"Well you got here pretty fast."

>She unbuttons her blouse to reveal the goods.

>They're a nice and perky C cup size set of tits.

>"What? You're not gonna touch 'em?

I have the feeling you drag me here for something else other than my prize.

>"Crank over your rotary and head to the 4th platform, you'll see."

 

>When you reach the 4th platform, your jaw practically drops.

>Huge ass party that practically the whole school is participating in.

>You feel like you seen this somewhere

>Some mexican with cornrows is rapping in his taco language to the beats that Vinyl Scratch is dropping.

>You spot Rarity starting off a drift race in a tube top and short skirt. You notice that there's a dragon tattoo on the side of her belly.

>"Park next to my car Anon"

Am I seeing this right? The whole school...is an underground race club?

>"No, just the juniors and seniors who have talent."

>Applejack drives by in a Jeep Wrangler cover in mud to the point where you can't see what color the car is.

>Twilight Sparkle is stepping out of a Land Rover Evoque.

>Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are chilling in a BMW Z4.

Ok, practically everyone I know is here. Now can you tell me why you dragged me here?

>"We are trying to become known to the world. But every driver we had got arrested or had their ride crushed."

Go on.

>"The first track day we got is on Saturday. A simple race. Your car has the track grade parts too."

 

 

How known are we talking about?

>"Enough to catch the FIA's attention."

>You are shocked at how high this club is aiming for.

May I ask what series are we talking about?

>"WEC"

The fuck is that?

>"World Endurance Championship"

Endurance? As in 'til the car breaks down or run out of fuel?

>"No, as in races that run up to 24 hours long."

>You give her an "are you crazy look"

>you begin to get out of your car

I need to think about this.

>"WAIT"

>Sunset Shimmer grabs you by the belt.

>"I've got something else to tell you."

What is it?

>"..."

Spit it out dammit.

>"I-I k-kinda have a crush on you..."

>Her face becomes a deeper red than your Miata.

Since when and how long?

>"Since you bested me. No one has ever done that before."

>You process this in your head.

>The Mexican stops rapping as Vinyl takes a break from the decks and hits the random song button.

>Ever so awkward and cliché-ish, Let it Happen by Jimmy Eat World begins playing.

>You chortle at this and lean in to kiss the now former Top Cunt.

>You leave her in your car to melt in the surprise and joy of getting a kiss from you.

 

>Once you get out of your car, you notice Rarity glaring at you.

>You don't know or care for why she is doing that, so you just begin exploring.

>You head over to the Land Rover that Twilight is messing about with.

Hey Twilight, how's it going.

>"Oh hey Anon, I'm just finishing up with putting a new computer in our new towing vehicle. Just gotta adjust the timing a bit more to get it right."

>She presses a few buttons on the scan tool she has in her hands.

>"Done!"

>Twilight reaches over and cranks over the Evoque.

>The TD4 power plant sounds slightly different than any other Land Rover that you have heard.

>The revs climb and now it begins to sound totally different than any turbo diesel you have encountered.

>You leave Twilight to return to exploring.

>You spot Norman in his Porsche Cayman.

>You damn him for his rich faggotry.

>Then you see Pinkie Pie's head rise up from his lap.

>You could never understand how possibly the world's biggest party animal is dating the most chill guy on the planet.

>Then you see a R33 Skylne round the corner to the platform.