Title:           GreentextSavant - RANDOM SATIRE ARIA ONESHOT LOL
Author:          FingerbangingMLP
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First Edit:      Saturday 18th of March 2017 12:42:16 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 18th of March 2017 12:42:16 AM CDT

RANDOM SATIRE ARIA ONESHOT:
>"I'll be out in five minutes!" Aria calls out from the bathroom.
>You tie your shoes and slouch over on the foot of the bed as you wait for her.
>Five minutes pass.
>Then ten, and... well certainly not as much as what five minutes apparently is to this girl.
>"Almost done." She says for the third time.
"I don't wanna be late."
>The bathroom door opens, and the sight that meets your eyes catches you by surprise.
>Aria bears nothing on her body but a pair of dark green panties. Your eyes immediately rush to scoping all of her NAUGHTY BITS LOL NICE TERM.
>You start stuttering as the mostly nude girl waltzes up to you with a seductive swing in her hips.
>Her half smile is parted at the lips by an eager tongue.
>"Oops, I forgot to cover up." Aria titters. (lol get it?)
"Aria... wha..."
>"But look on the bright side, we're already here."
>You hardly processed what she said, only focusing on a specific pair of her naughty bits -- her handles.
>Two bicycle handlebars sprout for the girl's skull. So fucking hot.
>You're instantly hard and Aria sits you back down and whips your whipcock out.
>Whip her with it, getting it tangled into the handles on the sides of her head.
>Unf, those handles on her head.
"You never told me we weren't actually going anywhere."
>"Oh, I'm still going to take you places." Aria coos into your ear as you stroke the metal handlebars.
>They're so fucking shiny.
>Start grabbing onto them more... firmly... and rubbing them with Fred from Scooby Doo's ascot.
>Aria starts moaning, and you polish it faster, spraying some sexy Windex onto it to enhance the shine.
>She cums and you die.
fin