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EverydayWritefag - Featherweight (Gilda, unfinished)

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  1. "What do you mean I should learn to protect myself?"
  2. >"I am just saying Anonymous. If you learned to defend yourself you wouldn't be in here so often."
  3. >You're Anonymous.
  4. >You were just brought to Nurse Redheart after a particularly rough day.
  5. >She has a point though, if you knew some sort of self-defense you wouldn't be the only one here.
  6. "Well what can I do? It's not like the school has any self-defense classes."
  7. >"Actually Anonymous, I do believe Principle Celestia just brought in someone to teach a Kick-boxing class."
  8. "Kick-boxing? I guess I could try it out. Do you happen to know anything about it?"
  9. >Putting down the box of bandages, she turns to her desk pulling a flyer from a stack.
  10. >"She gave me a few to place on my bulletin board. I'm sure giving you one won't hurt."
  11. >Thanking her, you look at the flyer as you leave her office.
  12. >"Featherweight Kick-Boxing! Learn to defend yourself or stay in shape. Lessons start Tuesday!"
  13. >Tuesday? That soon?
  14. >Didn't Nurse Redheart say that Principle Celestia just got this guy?
  15. >Folding the flyer, you shove it into your pocket, and leave the school.
  16. >Getting home, you toss your bag on the floor and sweater on the rack.
  17. >With your parents working, you have the house to yourself for a little while at least.
  18. >After a few hours of solitude, you hear your mother call you.
  19. >"Anonymous Nunya. Get down here."
  20. >Oh god, she doesn't usually call you by your full name unless she is mad.
  21. >Making your way downstairs, you see her at the bottom holding the flyer.
  22. >"What is this? You don't plan on doing this do you?"
  23. "Not sure, was thinking about it though. Kinda don't like getting beat every week."
  24. >You finish your sentence by pointing at your face.
  25. >Your mother looks at you, obviously thinking about the situation.
  26. >"Well, I can't stop you if you really want to do this. It's not going to be easy you know."
  27. >Standing there you nod through her "It won't be easy" speech she gives every time you start something.
  28.  
  29. >Taking your leave from her, you keep to yourself until dinner.
  30. >Entering your dining room, you father looks up at you from his paper before addressing you.
  31. >"I hear you're thinking about taking up kick-boxing."
  32. >Nodding you take your seat.
  33. >"You know I used to be quite the fighter when I was your age."
  34. >Sighing you brace yourself for one of your father's "When I was your age" stories.
  35. >After supper you remove the bandages from your face.
  36. >Hoping into your shower you begin thinking.
  37. >Weighing the options in your head, you decide in favor of the lessons.
  38. >Starting tomorrow you will head to the gym after school.
  39. >With your mind made, you finish your shower, tell your parents of your decision and head to bed.
  40. >The next day, school goes by relatively peacefully with the exception of the obligatory name calling from Flash Sentry.
  41. >Heading to the gym after your last class, you take a look at the people who show up for the lessons.
  42. >Being the first person there, you get to see who shows up.
  43. >The majority of the people who show up are either athletic or, like you, are there for self defense.
  44. >As people sit down on the bleachers, you notice Snips and Snails walk in behind the big muscle guy.
  45. >Both of them scan the bleachers before seeing you and making their way to you.
  46. >Before they get to you however, you hear someone yell from the center of the gym.
  47. >"Sit down Doofuses."
  48. >Snips and Snails immediately sit down where they are, as everyone else turns their attention to the person shouting in the middle.
  49. >Standing there was a girl, probably no older than you.
  50. >Her most distinctive feature being her white hair, which has had the tips dyed purple.
  51. >As you stare at her she speaks up once again.
  52. >"You are all here to learn kick-boxing. Well news flash, most of you wont be here tomorrow."
  53. >People begin looking at each other when someone at the gym door speaks up.
  54.  
  55. >"Now Gilda, is that anyway to be talking to people interested in your sport?"
  56. >This voice is softer yet still had the authoritative tone.
  57. >Looking over reveals Principle Celestia.
  58. >Walking over to the center with Gilda, she addresses the crowd.
  59. >"Ms. Gilda here is a fellow student here and will be teaching you the basics of kick-boxing. Hopefully you all take something out of these lessons."
  60. >With that she turns to Gilda and nods before leaving.
  61. >"Yeah as she said I'll be teaching you the basics. Now everyone pair up and grab hitting pads. You're getting a crash course."
  62. >Standing up, you look around for a partner.
  63. >However you quickly realize the only one without a partner is you.
  64. >Sitting on the bottom step of the bleachers, you decide to watch the lesson from the sideline.
  65. >"Hey twerp, what do you think you're doing?"
  66. >Without you realizing, Gilda had made her way over to you and was now standing in front of you.
  67. "Well everyone has a partner. I am the only one left."
  68. >Not missing a beat Gilda grabs you by your shirt and drags you to the middle of the gym.
  69. >"Good thing I prefer demonstrating on an actual person."
  70. >Not liking the sound of that, you grab a set of hitting pads and brace yourself.
  71. >"Most of you may not have realized, but kick-boxing has kicking. We are going to start with a simple sidekick."
  72. >She grabs your arms to position the pads in the right place.
  73. >"If you look where his pads are, that is where you want to aim. Now pay attention cause I am only going to do this once."
  74. >Without giving you a chance to prepare, she kicks at you.
  75. >When her kick lands, you wince at the power behind it, and are nearly knocked down.
  76. >She gives you a satisfied look before throwing another kick.
  77. >By the time you realize what happened, you are on the floor clutching your stomach.
  78. >"Don't fuck with me twerp. I will make your life a living hell."
  79. >Pulling you up forcefully, she grabs the pads from you.
  80. >"Now give me your best shot."
  81.  
  82. >Getting into position, you give her a kick of your own.
  83. >Your leg connects with the pad with a solid thud.
  84. >She gives you a smirk after your kick.
  85. >"Pathetic. Although not surprising. Now make yourself useful and hold these until I get back."
  86. >Throwing the pads at you, she leaves and goes from group to group belittling them into kicking correctly.
  87. >By the time she gets back, you can obviously see that she is annoyed.
  88. >And as she glares at you, you're already putting the pads on and prepared for a kick.
  89. >Watching you scurry to put the pads on, she laughs at you.
  90. >"You really are pathetic aren't you twerp?"
  91. >Taking the pads from you, she pulls you over to the bleachers.
  92. >"Listen here, I can't have you going around school this pathetic, while taking my lessons."
  93. >Looking at the ground you turn to grab your things.
  94. >"Where do you think you're going twerp? I am telling you to stay here after everyone leaves, I will toughen you up one way or another."
  95. >Swallowing hard at the "or another" part, you nod and head back with her.
  96. >After another hour and a half of learning kicks and punches by being beat on by Gilda, she dismisses everyone.
  97. >One by one people begin leaving the gym, and soon enough it is just you and Gilda.
  98. >Looking around for her, you see her carrying out mats for the floor.
  99. >Helping her bring them out, you ask her what they are for.
  100. >"You really aren't very bright are you? How else am I going to teach you?"
  101. "Okay, then why did you put the hitting pads away?"
  102. >"I told you I was going to toughen you up didn't I?" she says with a smirk.
  103. "Right. Actually I completely forgot about this thing I have to do."
  104. >Glaring angrily at you, she yells at you, while point at the mat she is standing on.
  105. >"Get over here now. I am not going to just beat on you without teaching you how to block and dodge."
  106. >Dropping your bag, you walk over to her.
  107. >"Okay twerp, pay attention. If you don't do this right, it'll hurt you."
  108.  
  109. >After teaching you to block, she begins throwing kicks and punches at you.
  110. >Once you get the gist of blocking and dodging she stops hitting you.
  111. >"Okay twerp, I am not going to do all of the work. Time for you to try to hit me."
  112. >Preparing yourself, you begin throwing punches and kicks.
  113. >Dodging all of your attempts to hit her, she laughs at you.
  114. >"Come on twerp, you gotta want to hit me."
  115. "How exactly do yo. . ugh"
  116. >Before you can finish your question, you get a fist to your stomach.
  117. >Doubled over once again, you look up at her angrily.
  118. >"That's it twerp. Now try to hit me." she says in her cocky tone.
  119. >Getting up, and into position, you throw a punch towards her abdomen.
  120. >Blocking it, she counters with a punch to your cheek.
  121. >Stumbling back, you regain your position and throw a kick for her side.
  122. >As she blocks your kick, she smirks and grabs your leg.
  123. >Pulling your leg up, she forces you to the ground, causing you to flail and grab the first thing you touch.
  124. >Before you realize what has happened, you are on your back.
  125. >It doesn't take you as long to realize you brought Gilda down on top of you.
  126. >Somehow during the fall she managed to land on your lap, facing away from you.
  127. >At some point though your body decided it was an appropriate time to stand at attention.
  128. >"Really Anonymous? You got hard because I fell on you? Or was it because I was kicking your ass?"
  129. "As If I would be turned on by a monster of a woman like you." you snap back at her.
  130. >She turns her head, shooting you a vicious look.
  131. >You give her the cocky look she had given you multiple times that day.
  132. >Angrily, she returns her attention to your crotch.
  133. >Grabbing it roughly she laughs.
  134. >"You call this tiny thing a dick? This thing couldn't satisfy that prude Fluttershy girl."
  135. >Giving her a taste of her own medicine, you grab her ass.
  136. "You call this an ass? There's no wonder men don't like you."
  137. >"That's it twerp, clothes off. Now!" she barks at you.