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EverydayWritefag - A Fine Wine (Mrs. Cake, unfinished)

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  1. >Everyone you know hates going to Ponyville High.
  2. >Well everyone but you that is.
  3. >They all think you're crazy when you say you enjoy school days.
  4. >But everyday you walk into that school you're happy.
  5. >Not because you're excited about learning, but because of what happens after school.
  6. >Everyday after school you bring a group of friends down to Sugarcube Corner, just so that you can see her.
  7. >Mrs. Cake.
  8. >She is the only reason you continue to come here.
  9. >You have been going every afternoon ever since you let Pinkie drag me there freshman year.
  10. >You remember it as if it were yesterday.
  11. "Pinkie I told you I don't want to go to, wherever it is you're dragging me to."
  12. >"Nonny, you promised me you would come with me."
  13. "I only agreed to this bet because I didn't know that Rainbowdash was amazing at Soccer."
  14. >"Well you still lost so you gotta come with me. Trust me Nonny."
  15. >With a smile she drags you down the street.
  16. >Stopping in front of a large building, she raises her hand as if to present the building.
  17. >Looking at the building you see a giant sign which is designed to look like gingerbread.
  18. "Well we are here, let's get this over with."
  19. >You walk into the store, and standing at the register was Mr. Cake.
  20. "Hello there Pinkie. I see you brought a new friend. You two on a date?"
  21. >Pinkie blushes slightly but quickly bounces back to her hyper self.
  22. "Nope, just a friend who lost a bet."
  23. >Mr. Cake laughs and asks what you two will have.
  24. >You look at pinkie for help at this point.
  25. >"I'll have my usual cupcake of the day, and Non. . I mean Anonymous here will have a menu."
  26. >Nodding he reaches under the register and hands you a menu.
  27. >Looking over the menu, you make up my mind.
  28. "I'll have a apple fritter and a glass of chocolate milk."
  29. >Nodding he takes the menu away and heads into the back.
  30. >Pinkie and you make your way to a booth to wait for your treats.
  31. >Before long, your orders arrive, and that is when you first laid eyes on her.
  32.  
  33. >"Here you kids go. Enjoy your snacks."
  34. >"Thanks Mrs. Cake."
  35. >She gives us each a smile, then turns to leave.
  36. "That's Mrs. Cake? As in married? To Mr. Cake?"
  37. >"Yeppers. They have been married for as long as I've known them."~
  38. >Ever since then you have made it a priority to stop by everyday after school.
  39. >Speaking of which, that's where you're bringing friends now.
  40. >"Anon, are you taking us to Sugercube Corner? I don't get why you go there all the time."
  41. "Yes, now shut up Shining and accept my hospitality."
  42. >And of course, as soon as you say this, his girlfriend speaks up.
  43. >"Anon, do not talk to my boyfriend like that. I don't care if you are treating us."
  44. "Well if you guys would stop chatting and walk, we would be there by now."
  45. >"You never answered me Anon. Why do you go here all the time."
  46. "It's good. I mean why wouldn't I go here for delicious apple fritters?"
  47. >"I understand every now and then, but you go here everyday."
  48. >Ignoring him, you continue on your mission to get to Sugarcube Corner.
  49. >Holding the door for Shining and Cadence, you walk in behind them.
  50. >"Welcome to Sugarcube Corner! Oh hello Anon. You want your usual?"
  51. "You know it Mr. Cake."
  52. >Bringing the other two over to your table, you sit in your seat by the window.
  53. >Mr. Cake takes their orders and heads back to the kitchen.
  54. >Eventually, Mrs. Cake comes out with your orders.
  55. >"I knew you were here as soon as I got the order Anon."
  56. "You know it Mrs. Cake."
  57. >She smiles, places your orders in front of you and walks away.
  58. >Now comes one of you favorite parts of coming here, watching Mrs. Cake walk away.
  59. >Today however, you notice a bit more swaying of her hips.
  60. >Just as she does this, Mrs. Cake throws a curve ball at you by turning and winking.
  61. >D-did that just happen?
  62.  
  63. >Your mind is completely fried by that wink.
  64. >By the time you realize what had happened, your fritter was cold and milk warm.
  65. >You can always eat a cool fritter, but warm chocolate milk?
  66. >As you eat the fritter, Mrs. Cake come over to you.
  67. >"Anon, you didn't finish your milk. Are you feeling okay?"
  68. "Y-yeah, just a bit tired I guess."
  69. >With a smile she takes your milk and disposes of it.
  70. >Saying your goodbyes you make you way back home, pondering Mrs. Cake's motives.
  71. "Maybe I'm just over thinking this."
  72. >Getting home, you immediately make you way to your room.
  73. >Eventually, your stomach pulls your attention for homework and demands food.
  74. >Heading to your kitchen you whip up some food and head back to your room.
  75. >Returning your attention to your homework proves futile, due to Mrs. Cake being on your mind.
  76. >Before long, the constant thought of her causes Anon Jr. to wake up.
  77. >Turning your attention to him, you decide to show him some love to get your mind off her.
  78. >Despite your best attempts, the thought of her doesn't leave your mind, forcing you to head to bed hard and with her still on your mind.
  79. >The next morning, after your shower, you shave the stubble off your face to look your best for your next run in with Mrs. Cake.
  80. >Grabbing your bag, you begin your walk to school.
  81. >On the way, you spot a possible candidate for you to take to Sugarcube corner.
  82. >Making your way over to her, you call out to her.
  83. "Hey Derpy! What's up?"
  84. >Turning her head, the wild-eyed girl smiles as you walk over to her.
  85. >"Hey there Anon."
  86. >She waves to you, dropping her books in the process.
  87. >With papers flying all around, you pick up the few that happen to come by you.
  88. >Walking over to her, you hand her the papers you picked up.
  89. "Here you go, did you get all of the papers?"
  90. >"Yeah, I just don't know what went wrong. Oh, yeah what was it you wanted?"
  91. "I was curious if you wanted to come with me to Sugarcube corner after school."
  92.  
  93. >Her eyes go wide, before returning to normal as she looks at the ground.
  94. >"You sure you want me to join you? I am just a klutz who would ruin the entire thing."
  95. >Wow, she is pretty hard on her self.
  96. "Well, I am asking you aren't I?"
  97. >Smiling, she accepts your offer, and the two of you walk to school.
  98. "So what or who were you wait for back there?"
  99. >She stops in her tracks.
  100. >"Shoot, I knew I forgot something. I'll talk to you later okay Anon?"
  101. >You shoot her a nod and continue your walk to school.
  102. >Due to your proximity to the school the rest of the walk there only takes around ten minutes.
  103. >Walking up to the front door, you prepare yourself for the day.
  104. >After a couple classes, you make your way to lunch.
  105. >Scanning the room, you see Derpy sitting at a table in the back.
  106. >Grabbing lunch you make your way to the table she is sitting at.
  107. >Sitting across from her, you hear a voice from behind you.
  108. >"You are sitting in Trixie's seat. The Great and Powerful Trixie will not stand for this."
  109. >Standing up, you sit next to Derpy instead.
  110. "So Derpy, you still able to go to Sugarcube Corner with me after school?"
  111. >Trixie perks up at the mention of Sugarcube Corner.
  112. >"I should be able to, I'll have to call ahead but everything should be fine."
  113. >"Trixie will also accompany you there. After all is there anyone who wouldn't want Trixie with them?"
  114. >Sighing, you know Trixie well enough that then she makes her mind up on something nothing is going to change her mind.
  115. "Sure, I guess you can come with us. You have any objection to that Derpy?"
  116. >With a shake of her head, she takes a bite of her sandwich.
  117. "Well then I guess it is settled, you two meet me out front after school and we will walk to Sugarcube corner."
  118. >With the conversation dead, you finish your food, say goodbye to the girls and head to class.
  119. >A few classes later, school eventually ends.
  120. >You make your way to the front door, meeting up with Derpy on the way
  121.  
  122. >Exiting the school you see Trixie standing in the parking lot next to her car.
  123. >Derpy and you walk over Trixie.
  124. "Trixie, I thought we were walking?"
  125. >"Well you were. Trixie is going to drive there, you two are more than welcome to join her."
  126. >Shrugging you accept her offer and get into her car.
  127. >Sitting in the back seat, Trixie and Derpy both take the front seats.
  128. >They begin talking about a class they both have.
  129. >"Trixie will get Ms. Cherilee's paper done in one go."
  130. >I don't know I am probably going to do it. . . . "
  131. >Their conversation melts away as you go into your own little world during the ride.
  132. >While in your world, you see Mrs. cake wearing only that white apron.
  133. >Making your way over to her she speaks up to you.
  134. >"Anon, are you awake?"
  135. >Wait, why does she sound like Trixie?
  136. >"Anon? Hello, you okay?"
  137. >Waking up you look over at the girls.
  138. "We here already?"
  139. >Stretching, you get out of the car a second after them.
  140. >Upon walking inside, Mr. Cake looks to you.
  141. >"Anon, you here for your. . . . . "
  142. >Trixie cuts him off before her can finish.
  143. >"Trixie would like the cupcake of the day, and a strawberry milkshake."
  144. >Slightly put off by her rudeness, he puts on an obviously fake smile and rings her up.
  145. >"As I was saying Anon. You want your usual?"
  146. "You know it Mr. Cake."
  147. >He pushes a button on the register, and turns to Derpy.
  148. >"And what can I get you young lady?"
  149. >Derpy looks around for some hint of what the menu is.
  150. >Out of desperation she looks over at you.
  151. >"Um, can I get a little help Anon?"
  152. "No problem. She will have my usual."
  153. >"Okay, just sit down at your table and my wife will be right out with your snacks."
  154. >Trixie looks over at you slightly confused.
  155. >"What does he mean by your table Anon?"
  156. >You guide the girls over to your table in the corner.
  157. "This is the table I sit at everyday when I come here. It is kinda my table you know."
  158. >"Trixie comes here quite a lot as well. Why doesn't she have a table?"