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Cowoncrutches-Adventures of Trevor Phillips and M.D. Flutter

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  1. TAOTPAMDFS:Talking to Women feat. Flash Sentry
  2.  
  3. "Ayy Bish, wanna make muh dick wet?"
  4. "YOU UNCULTURED CLEMENTINE COLOURED FUCK!"
  5. >Trevor hits flash with a crowbar.
  6. "Treat her with some goddamn respect, you tangerine looking shit!"
  7. >Trevor spits on Flash.
  8. "Trevor, y-you shouldn't have done that. H-he could be hurt."
  9. "I fucking hope so. Nice tits, by the way."
  10. "T-thank you?"
  11. "No need to thank me, I just love good tits."
  12. >Fluttershy bandages Flash's head.
  13. >Flash wakes up.
  14. "N-now, you t-two kiss and make up, okay?"
  15. >Trevor leans over Flash.
  16. "You heard her. Pucker up, you orange flavoured motherfucker."
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