- >Be Anon
- >Enrolled in Canterlot High
- >It's 1:30 AM
- >You're doing what every teenage male does at 1:30 AM
- >Besides watching Netflix or jerking it
- >Doing donuts in a parking lot in your friend's car
- >Drunk
- >But hey, being drunk makes it a challenge
- >Flash was still at the house party
- >He was super busy being passed out so you took his car keys
- >Good m8s don't let m8s drive drunk
- >Instead, they steal the car
- >Turns out the car was occupied
- >Your other m8s were in there
- >Dash and Norman
- >Blaze'n away
- >Listening to 'Crazy'
- http://vimeo.com/m/31445802
- Hey! Anon!
- >Damn It.
- >Dis bish just interrupted your inner monologue
- >Are you just gonna take that?
- >Well, you are beta as fuck
- >So
- >Yeah, you will
- >What's up?
- "Me and Norman want Cheetos and Slim jims"
- >A'ight Dash. Where am I going to get Cheetos and Slim jims in the middle of the night?
- "Go to 7-11, fag."
- >You sigh.
- >Fanks, Dashie.
- >You hit the brakes
- >You've practiced enough driving in circles for tonight
- >Your head goes forward and hits the dashboard
- >You just got pimp slapped by physics
- >It's okay.
- >You can go on a talk show and speak about abuse and then get back toghether with physics anyway
- >Hue
- >Everything is going dark. . .
- >Ya know, concussions n'shit
- >Well, the last time you passed out near Dash and Norman, you woke up with dicks drawn on your face in Sharpie.
- >Is that a bright light at the end of a dark tunnel?
- "Anonnnn. Come into the light."
- >Shit, are you dead?
- >No, wait. That's Dash's voice.
- >Unless Dash is Jesus, then you are alive.
- >Dash as Jesus.
- >nope.avi.exe.jar
- >And on the third day she rose again, and said, "Fuck off. I need more sleep." in accordance with the scriptures.
- >You're in a hospital bed.
- >Your head hurts.
- >Alot.
- >You reach up and touch the gauze wrapped around most of your skull.
- >Then you notice Dash standing next to you.
- >Shining her phone in your eyes.
- "How ya doin buddy?"
- >"Not bad for a guy who got concussed from hitting a dashboard."
- >She grins.
- "I'm suprised you got KO'd so easily. I could have sworn Shining Armor hit you harder when you tried to let Twilight down easy."
- >You cringe at the memory.The movement makes your head throb a little.
- >"I generally try not to remember that, Dash. How long was I out?"
- >She shrugs.
- "Me and Norman dropped you off earlier this morning after we got our food."
- >"How long was I out?"
- "Couple of hours."
- >Maybe you should ask why she waited so long to drop you off at the hospital.
- >Nah, just be glad that you ended up in a hospital, and not in New Mexico, wearing nothing but your boxers and a dress shirt in the middle of the desert.
- >"Where is everybody?"
- "Flutters and Pinkie left a couple of minutes ago with Twilight and AJ. Rarity came in with them, but she left early."
- >You see Rarity weeping over your broken body, declaring her undying love for you while her friends comfort her, trying to assure her that her injured love would survive.
- >If only.
- "Anyway, I was about to leave when I wanted to see if I could wake you up."
- >Norman sticks his head into the room.
- "Dash? You ready to go?"
- "Almost."
- >She turns back to you.
- "By the way, Anon, Twilight left a bunch of books for you to read. I said that you would have a bad enough headache without reading."
- >She pauses for a moment.
- "She still likes you. Twilight, I mean."
- >You sigh.
- >"I know."
- >She begins to walk out of the room.
- >"Hey Dash? Why did you not draw on my face this time?"
- "There were issues."
- >"What issues?"
- >She grins.
- "7-11 doesn't have Sharpies. Have a good one, Anon."
- >Dash walks out of the room, pulling Norman along.
- "He's my friend too! Why can't I say hi to him?"
- "Because shut up."
- >You hear them walking along the corridor until their steps eventually fade away.
- >Well, you're stuck in a bland as hell hospital room for a while.
- >Dash left you Slim Jims.
- >What a wonderful, upstanding, moral induvidual.
- >Might as well look at the books that Twi left you.
- >Game of Thrones, Clash of Kings, Storm of Swords and Feast for Crows.
- >This'll keep you busy.
- >Several hours pass.
- >The doctor walks in.
- "Hey there, Anon. Just poking my head in to check up on you.
- >"I'm doing pretty good, all things considered."
- "That's great! Since your condition is less serious than some of the others we are treating, your new nurse will be an intern. Is that alright?"
- >"Sure, sounds good to me."
- >He visibly relaxes.
- "Thanks for being so agreeable. I think that. . . "
- >He trails off and checks his clipboard.
- >"Doc?"
- "Sorry, I was checking something. According to this, she goes to school with you."
- >"Really? Who is she?"
- "Do you know Octavia?"
- >You've sat in this fucking hospital for a week.
- >You hate this hospital.
- >It's blander and whiter than Vanilla Ice.
- >Actually, he was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzY2Qcu5i2A
- >At the very least, she makes this interesting.
- >Octavia.
- >Your ex-girlfriend is your nurse.
- >She apparently got the job because of some internship program.
- >Christ, why did you date her?
- >Oh yeah.
- >Dat voice.
- >She talks with the smallest hint of an English accent that becomes more noticiable when she gets mad.
- >Or turned on.
- >Fanks, brain.
- >So classy.
- >Much doge.
- >Many Shibe.
- >Very ebin maymay.
- >Not to mention dem curves.
- >Most of your conversations go like normal conversations between exes.
- >Well, conversations is generous.
- >You verbally unload magazine after magazine of bullets into your foot while she ignores you.
- >"How are the chello recitals doing?"
- "Fine."
- >"How are you doing today?"
- "Fine."
- >You're a teenage guy.
- >Aren't you supposed to be the cold, distant, 3edgy5others one?
- >Does dis bish even stereotype?
- >Fugg it.
- >Twilight vists you everyday and drops off your work from school.
- >She also summarizes it for you.
- "And that's why Lennie, from of Mice and Men, represents
- the loss of innocence in our modern society."
- >You nod slowly, having finally perfected your drawing of a kingly pirate and a stuttering ninja engaged in a semi-homoerotic position.
- >Perfect.
- >You sit there for a moment before noticing Twilight staring at you.
- >She blushes, deep and red.
- >You grin and she seems to find her voice.
- "Anon, I-I know we were in a-a relationship and that ended badly, but I was wondering if you wanted to try again?
- >The word spill out of her mouth rapidly and are almost incomprehensible.
- >You get out of your hospital bed and hug her tight.
- >She holds on tight, but you seperate yourself from her and hold her at arm's length.
- >"You're a great girl, Twilight, but we tried and it failed. I like you, but as a friend."
- >She drops her head in disappointment.
- >You push her chin up so that you can look into her eyes.
- >Twilight immediatly puts her hands behind your head and pulls forward.
- >She locks lips with you, her tongue tentaviely exploring the inside of your mouth.
- >Your tongue immediatly begins to struggle with hers, vying for dominance, and her's falters, giving you the upper hand.
- >You press on, tasting the inside or her mouth.
- >Finally, the connection breaks and the two of you sit there and stare into each other's eyes.
- >Twilight has a glazed look on her face, obviously too caught up in the moment to care about anything else.
- >Eventually, clarity returns to her eyes and she scrabbles at your hosiptal gown in a frenzy, trying to remove the barrier between her and your manhood, but you stop her.
- >"Twilight, we're friends and I'm not willing to risk that again. I'm sorry."
- >She looks crestfallen and turns toward the door, bumping into Octavia.
- >Bumping into Octavia.
- >into Octavia.
- >Octavia.
- >Oh shit.
- >Did you learn nothing from video games?
- >If you had, you would have remembered that there's a time and place for everything, but not now.
- >Sheeeet.
- >This could get ugly, fast.
- >Like, Sarah Jessica Parker ugly.
- >And faster than Flash.
- >But you're not talking about run speed.
- >Hue.
- >Seriously though, he does not last long.
- >Now, now, brain. You need to focus.
- >Twilight blushes deeply and dashes past Octavia.
- >Awkward silence fer days.
- >silence intensifies.jpg
- >You both sit there for a moment, struggling for some sort of response.
- >Finally, you find your stones and think up your best alpha reply.
- >"Admit it Octavia, you've probably caught me doing worse."
- >Perfect.
- >She smirks cynically.
- "I agree, this is not nearly as bad as the prom accident. At least nobody's hurt this time."
- >"Come on Tavi, it was just Flash. It's not like he was using those brain cells. Besides, we got Spitfire and Celestia drunk, and that's what really matters."
- >She cringes slightly.
- "Anon, we've been over this, please don't call me that."
- >le ebin trole mode activate.
- >"Relax, Tavi, we're friends, aren't we?"
- "Anon, don't call me that."
- >"Tavi, you really need to lighten up. I'd tell you to let your hair down, but, ya know."
- "Anon."
- >"Come on, Tavi. . ."
- >SLAP!
- >You see stars and the left side of your face starts to sting.
- >Ow.
- >You raise your hand to your face.
- >"Christ, Tavi, you've got some spunk for a lady."
- >SMACK!
- >Both sides of your face are burning.
- "And you're awfully stubborn for a gentleman."
- >"Okay, Octavia, I'll stop. No more cute nicknames. Speaking of which, you don't look half bad, m'lady."
- >She blushes, avoiding your gaze.
- >Curse of an artist, you suppose. >They just don't know how to deal with compilments.
- >She mumbles something about her other patients and leaves.
- >That was interesting.
- >You turned down a girl that would follow your D off a cliff and talked with an Ex.
- >Well, talked is kind of understating it.
- >Your thoughts turn to Octavia.
- >Tavi.
- >Damn, that girl.
- >She's classy, intelligent, talented, the whole package.
- >Why did you break up with her?
- >When you did date, well, you and Tavi argued quite a bit.
- >Still, the make up sex was amazing.
- >Maybe it's the nurse outfit, but damn, getting back together with her seems like a great idea right about now.
- >Oh well, there'll be time later.
- >You drift off to sleep, watching the bland room slowly fade away.
- >You feel somebody tapping your head, rousing you from your slumber.
- >You attempt to move your hand to rub the drowsiness out of your eyes, but your hands are strapped to the hospital bed, as well as your ankles.
- >You hope to god that you're not about to be raped by a male doctor.
- >You try to cry out, but the gag in your mouth halts your voice.
- >"Mmmph!!?"
- "Anon, I told you not to call me Tavi."
- >The moonlight trickling into the room bathes her naked form.
- >Octavia stands over your bound form, naked except for a pair of black panties.
- >Dis gon b güd.
- >So, taunting activates her inner dominatrix.
- >At least, that's where you hope this is going.
- >If not, then you're going to be murdered by a hot celloist.
- >There are worse ways to go.
- >Like being hit by a Smart Car.
- >Seriously, that's like being run over by a go-kart.
- >It's just fucking sad.
- >ADD, we talked about this. No rambling on for too long. Focus on the hot chick with a dom kink.
- >Octavia sildes her knees downward, pinning your upper body with her lower body.
- >You feel a warmth in the center of your chest.
- >You watch in awe as she reveals her slit, sopping wet and ready.
- "Put that silver tongue of yours to good use, Anon."
- >Octavia leans forward and removes your gag.
- >She rotates, placing her slit above your face.
- >She pushes down the covers of your bed and moves away the thin fabric of your hospital gown, revealing your member.
- >Your member stands tall and at the ready.
- "Anon, we're going to play a game. Whoever finishes first loses."
- >Octavia lowers her butt, bringing her pinkish slit inches from your face.
- >Drops of her wetness slowly drip down onto your face and into your open mouth, as you prepare to taste her.
- >You raise your head up, tongue out, and slowly drag it across her slit, beginning at her clit and work your way down.
- >A small moan escapes her lips before Octavia begins work on your member.
- >Her lithe hand wraps around the head, rubbing it slowly.
- >Precum flows like a river, lubing up her hand.
- >Octavia rubs her hand up and down your length, slickening your member.
- >Using the newfound slickness, she pumps her hand harder and harder.
- >You grimace slightly, as her hand begins to tighten like a vise as she pumps.
- "Well, this isn't getting any where fast."
- >Your tongue snakes in and out of her slit, feeling its way through her velvety depths.
- >You probe your way deeper and deeper, attempting to find her trigger.
- >Octavia gasps and briefly shudders with arousal.
- >Almost pushed over the brink, she opens her mouth and shoves your member in as far as it can go.
- >You throw your head back, surprised by the heavenly wet vacuum that now surrounds your manhood.
- >You buck your hips forward, ramming your cock down her throat as far as you can.
- >Octavia's eyes bug out of her head.
- >She begins to pump her head down your length as fast as she can.
- >As you continue to slurp away, you feel her erratic attempt at head beginning to succeed.
- >A strange feeling starts to build at the base of your cock, and you struggle to find a quick way to win her game.
- >You cease for a moment and search for something, anything, to beat her game.
- >I spy with my little eye, a clit.
- >Octavia takes your entire length in her mouth and drags slowly upward, inhaling as she goes, creating a wonderful euphoric feeling of suction.
- >You cross the point of no return and lunge forward grabbing her clit with your teeth.
- >Octavia screams, and her essence coats your face.
- >She goes slack and collapses on top of you, your member still half enclosed in her mouth.
- >You thrust forward one last time and feel the sweet release of an orgasm.
- >You finish, spraying ropes of cum that coat her throat and paint it pearly white.
- >You go limp, your arms still suspended by the handcuffs.
- >The two of you lie there, basking in the moolight.
- >It feels like hours before Octavia stirrs and climbs off your bound form.
- >"So, can we do something about these handcuffs?"
- >She smiles at you, and unlocks the cuffs.
- >You stretch out your arms and relax in the bed.
- >Octavia climbs in next to you, and the two of you sleep next to one another, preparing for the new day ahead.
- ~Fin

