Rainbro Dash 1

>Walking down Ponyville's mane street to buy groceries

>Market is a constant reminder that you can't have meat anymore

>At least the produce is good, although you're not entirely sure how these ponies manage farming...

>Finish your shopping and turn to go back when something moves out of the corner of your eye

>Turn to look, see nothing

>Suspicious, you walk back up the street, look over your shoulder after about ten seconds

>Turning your head back forward, nearly run into Pinkie Pie

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>"Hey Anon, whatcha looking behind you for? Are you playing a game? Ooh, I LOVE games! Almost as much as I love parties or *gasp* party games!"

>That's cool, Pinkie, I just thought I saw something earlier and-

>You hear a squeak come from the bushes to the side of the road

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>Turn back to Pinkie Pie

>She's fucking disappeared

>Turn back to bush just in time to see the lasso coming down over you

>Clever girl...

>1/?

 

>Struggling for a few seconds, you lose your balance and feel the net being gathered up

>Look down to see a certain pegasus staring intently at you while holding the ends of the net in her mouth

>Get dragged across town to Sluttershy's house

>Can't see much since the net is so tight you can't turn your head, but you think you see the edge of a tan hat

>Fears confirmed when a pair of devious green eyes appear and look you up and down

>"Boy howdy, Fluttershah, I almost didn't think that was gonna work."

>"Why not?" You hear a familiar voice from the doorway.

>Oh god dammit, not Pinkie too...

>"I thought I did a pretty good job of keeping Anon busy long enough for you to throw the net."

>You try to wriggle out of the net while they're distracted

>"Ahm just sayin' that I coulda done the same thing with mah lasso and not needed you to come in and complicate things."

>Sluttershy tries to hold you down but you've got some leverage, thankfully

>"Are you loko in the coco? What fun is a lasso when you can use a net? Net's are WAY more fun!"

>You've almost gotten out of Sluttershy's net, just need a few. more. seconds.

>"Um, excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt-" She murmurs; Thank God she's so quiet, they don't even hear her

>You finally free yourself from the net, topple the pegasus, and make a break for the door when

>"Now hold it there, partner! We ain't even started yet!"

>You feel a rope tighten around your legs and fall to the ground, hitting your head on the door

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>2/?

 

>Come to

>Try to move

>Realize you're tied to Sluttershy's bed

>ohfuckohfuckohfuck

>Look around and see no way to get free

>Hear door opening, look, see Sluttershy walk in, wings up, eyes locked on you

>Panic mode engage

>"Oh good, you're finally awake, Anon. You had a nasty fall earlier. We carried you in here so you would be more..comfortable"

>Sure, Sluttershy, and the net was also for my comfort

>"Well, no, the net was to get you where we wanted you" God,she's even creepier when she's frank...

>Footsteps in the hallway

>Remember who else was here

>Pinkie and Applejack saunter in

>"Yay! Anon's awake! Now we can start the party!"

>You feel a tugging at your pants while Pinkie babbles about more and more unsettling party games

>Look down at Applejack as she pulls your pants to your ankles

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>Pinkie stops suddenly, her ears perked up.

>"Say Fluttershy, did you put a kettle on earlier?"

3/?

 

>Applejack stops tugging at your boxers and looks startled

>"Do y'all hear that whistlin'?" You strain you ears and can just make out a faint sound

>"Well duh, that's a kettle, silly"

>Sluttershy looks nervous "Um, I didn't-"

>The whistling is louder, you can almost hear it over the ponies talking instead of just in the pauses

>Applejack shrugs and starts back towards your boxers with a determined look on her face

>The whistling is really loud now

>Before the earth pony can get to you an all too familiar blue streak flies through the window

>Pinkie bolts out of the room hastily saying something about cupcakes

>Applejack's eyes go wide as fucking Rainbro Dash steps between Sluttershy and her prey

>Your bro stands firm as Sluttershy stares her down

>Fuck that filly's got a scary stare

>"What do you mares think you're doing to Anon here?"

>"We're just havin' some fun, Dash, helpin' Anon relax and loosen up"

>Yeah right, Applejackoff, we all see that look in your eye

>"No one's loosening up anyone, Apple, now buck off" God she's a good bro

>Sluttershy squeals and runs off after Applejack stalks out

>Your bro unties you and helps you up

>You put your clothes back on and leave through the window to avoid Sluttershy out front

>You walk back towards town with Rainbro flitting around beside you

>"Thanks, bro, you totally saved my ass back there"

>"No problem" she blushes slightly but you chalk it up to the events earlier

>"You up for movies and booze tonite, Anon?"

>"Hell yeah, bro"

>Brohoof