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MLS: Containment is Imperative (Silver Spoon joke update))

By: Fillydelphian on May 14th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.84 KB  |  hits: 415  |  expires: Never
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  1. SCP-2335-0 (Entitled Grey Filly)
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  3. Class: Safe
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  5. Special Containment Procedures: Personnel are not to talk to, look at, or acknowledge SCP-2335-0. Any attention paid to the subject results in emotional attachment on the part of SCP-2335-0.
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  7. Description: SCP-2335-0 emerged from SCP-2335 on ██/██/████. Subject is a grey filly measuring .75m in length and .5m in height.  Refers to self as 'Silver Spoon.' Mane light grey. Eyes violet. Blood type ██. Subject bears a mark on the flank of an ornate spoon. Subject wears blue glasses. Psychological profiling revealed [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-2335-0 is extremely entitled and within seconds of contact with personnel will begin attempting to make fun of them. As such , Dr. [Anonymous] recommends isolation and containment without study, as the subject appears to display no remarkable properties.
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