- >The phone wakes you up just as your alarm clock goes off
- >Through the cacophony that results, you flop your hand on the end table and grope around for the snooze button
- >Eventually you're able to turn off the alarm and can answer the phone
- ...Hullo?
- >”I know it's early, Anon, but we need to talk about the setlist”
- >It's Fancypants
- How did you get my home phone?
- >There's a pause
- >”You've got your connections, I've got mine”
- >Dammit. Must have been May...
- Alright, alright. What's the issue?
- >”Why don't you come down to my office?”
- >You're not in the mood to play games
- Don't screw with me, Fancy. It's too early for that
- >”It's 11 in the morning. And regardless, you're under contract now. I'll expect you at noon”
- >He hangs up the phone and you pinch the bridge of your nose
- >”You work for Fancypants?”
- >You look over at the light blue mare as she shifts around under the covers
- >She stares at you intently, her purple eyes reflecting a new interest in you
- >Damn gold-digging showp0ny...
- >Her hoof creeps to your thigh and you sigh, annoyed by both her and Fancypants' phone call
- Don't you have a cart to get back to?
- >She retracts her hoof and replies defensively
- >”It's a wagon; a stage for The G-”
- Sure
- >You get up and walk to the bathroom
- Need cab fare or are you all set?
- >”Wh- well- I-”
- >She blusters furiously for a few seconds
- >”Fine. Cab fare would be nice”
- Great
- >You walk out of the bathroom a couple minutes later and toss the mare a few bits for the cab
- See you 'round
- >She huffs at you and walks out without another word
- >The clock reads 11:30
- >Still time for breakfast at the cafe
- 1/x
- >You put on a suit and head out the door, frustrated that you have to go over the set list again
- >The show is in 5 days and you're heading to Ponyville with Octavia tomorrow
- >What could he possibly think there's time to change now?
- >You find a table on the street at the cafe and order a coffee
- >Cosmopolitan ponies walk by as you take in the hustle-bustle of the Canterlot streets
- >You had a hell of a time getting Octavia anything close to decent recognition here when you first started out
- >Taking her act to Ponyville and getting a foothold with the locals won't be easy
- >The coffee comes out and you take a sip, thinking of how best to promote your client
- >Ponyville is a small-ish town. Mostly earth ponies; a lot of agriculture
- >They're probably not so big on 'high-culture' there. Maybe try to keep the classy connotations to a minimum. You don't want Octavia or her music to come off as snooty
- >Vinyl's parties could help with that. Get Octy to show up there and she'll seem more down-to-earth
- >The Mayor and her Town Council run the day-to-day business in town. Might be a good idea to talk to them about any promotion you want to do...
- >You're so lost in thought and planning that you don't hear somep0ny calling your name until they're practically shouting
- >”Anon...ANON”
- >You look up suddenly to see Vinyl standing across the table from you
- Oh! Hey, Vy! What's up?
- >”What're you doing in that suit, man? Don't you have today off?”
- Something came up
- >A glance at a nearby clock lets you know that you've got ten minutes to get to Fancypants' office
- And I should get to it
- >She puts a hoof out
- >”Hold up”
- 2/x
- >You stop, confused
- Something up, Vy?
- >She looks troubled
- >”I'll say...”
- >You furrow your brow
- What's the matter?
- >The DJ looks at the ground for a few seconds
- >”It's just...”
- >You see her shoulders heave and shake
- >Is she crying?
- >You lean over to her to see what's wrong
- Vy? Ar- SON OF A BITCH
- >You see Vinyl's devious smile too late. Your chair flies up into the air, toppling you over
- >She's laughing. Hard
- >”Why does EVERYP0NY fall for that??”
- -ooph- Laugh while you can, Vy. I'm getting you back
- >Between heaves of laughter she replies
- >”Sure, Anon. Whatever you say”
- >Her horn glows again and the dust on your suit is blown off
- >”Good luck with whatever, man. And try to stay in your chair”
- See you later, Vy
- >You walk briskly towards the office
- >”THERE you are, Anon! Fancypants has been waiting!”
- >The secretary looks at you from across her desk
- >”Your hair's a mess. Did you fall down a flight of stairs or something?”
- Something like that
- >You pat your hair down quickly
- Better?
- >”Good enough. Head on in”
- >She follows you with her eyes as you walk by and into Fancypants' office
- >”Afternoon, Anon. Nice of you to show up”
- >His tone is condescending
- It's only 12:05. Lighten up. You wanted to talk about the set list?
- >”Right down to business, eh? Alright. I need to change some of the selections for Octavia's performance”
- >Just what you were afraid of...
- What do you need to change it for? The opening is in what, 5 days? We're heading down there TOMORROW, for p0nies' sake
- >”We found out that some VERY important ponies will be attending and we want to cater to them”
- >Well that's an interesting development...
- How important are we talking?
- 3/x
- >Fancypants leans forward
- >”Big players from Manehattan AND Fillydelphia. We need to make sure THEY'RE blown away or this venture of mine is done before it starts”
- >You place your hands on the table
- >These 'big players' could be Octavia's big break
- Okay, so what do we need to change?
- >”We want a more classical approach to this, now. We don't think mood music will cut it with these ponies”
- Sounds fair, what did you have in mind?
- >”Something more along these lines”
- >He pushes a folder of sheet music over to you
- >You pull out one of the sheets and look it over before knotting your brow
- You're sure this will go over well with the Ponyville crowd?
- >”We've decided on it. The ponies from Manehattan and Fillydelphia will eat it up. Their good review is what's going to have the most pull”
- The ponies in town will be buying most of the tickets
- >Fancypants looks at you, annoyed
- ..But I know where you're coming from. Anyway, Octavia will be thrilled about this, even if it IS on such short notice. Anything else I should know?
- >”No. That's all. Have a safe trip tomorrow”
- Okay. I'll let Octavia know about the change
- >You walk out of the office, giving a smile and wink to the secretary as you pass by
- >Octavia's practice space is uptown
- >You get there after fifteen minutes of walking and find her in one of the sound booths, playing
- >She seems lost in the music. Her eyes are closed, there's a serene smile on her face, and she sways gently with the melody as she draws the bow across the strings
- >It's exactly what makes it so satisfying to see her jump out of her skin when you knock on the door suddenly
- 4/x
- >Octavia recovers from the shock and glares at you as you come into the room
- >”What. What do you want? I'm very busy, Anon!”
- >You laugh and lean against the wall
- Just came by to see how my favorite client is doing
- >She gives a deadpan stare
- >”I'm your only client”
- My statement stands
- >You take out the folder
- Fancy made some changes to the set list. I know you weren't a fan of the mood music selections, so this should be a happy surprise for you
- >She takes the folder and looks at the music
- >Her eyes light up as she sees what she's to play
- >”This is great! How did this happen??”
- Turns out a few big-wigs from Manehattan are going to be there. Fancy's people wanted to cater to them for the opening
- >Her jaw hits the floor
- >”Wh- seriously? I thought this was a small-time gig...”
- >You stifle a laugh
- You're not nervous, are you? You played the Gala! You can handle a couple big-timers
- >”Celestia didn't have the power to make or break my career!”
- She could send you to the moon
- >”Be serious! I have to work twice as hard now to make sure I'm perfect!”
- >The gray mare picks up her instrument and re-tunes with shaking hooves
- >You sigh and walk to the door
- Just don't work yourself up too much, alright? I need you level-headed in Ponyville, not freaking out about this
- >She doesn't look up from the music, which she has now placed on the stand and is looking over
- >”Right, fine, just let me practice, alright?”
- Okay, see you later
- >You walk out with the faint sound of Octavia's cello in the background as you head home to change
- 5/x
- >The next day
- >You go into the office in the morning to take care of final details
- >With three hours until your train leaves, and your work in Canterlot done for now, you get ready to head home
- >...Then the phone rings
- >Reluctantly, you pick up the receiver
- >As a result, you spend the next ten minutes explaining to the stallion on the other end that Octavia is booked
- ...No, I'm telling you she's going to be out of town for the next week
- >...
- Yeah, that DOES mean she can't play at your venue
- >...
- I know that, but she's got another commitment. I don't know what else to tell you
- >...
- >You pinch the bridge of your nose, exasperated
- Look, I'm sorry if there was some miscommunication here, but she's not available until next week. I can set up a meeting then and we can talk about booking her for your venue
- >...
- Uh-huh
- >...
- I know it's short-notice. It was a last minute booking
- >...
- Alright, I'll put you through to my secretary. She'll set you up with an appointment
- >You transfer the call to May Bell and mutter under your breath as you walk out of the office
- ...Putz
- >You get home with 90 minutes until the train
- >Octavia will be waiting at the station, as will Vinyl
- >Thinking back, it might have been a good idea to tell the gray mare that the DJ was tagging along, but it's a little late for that now
- >You're having Octavia's gear shipped down on the same train. It's not a whole lot, given that she's only one mare, but it's good for the image
- >Ticket in-hand, you walk out the door towards the station
- 6/x
- >The train whistle blows loudly as you and Octavia settle into your cabin
- >A redcap loads your bags into the rack and the train lurches forward
- >You turn to Octavia, who looks out the window nervously
- Don't tell me you're nervous, Octy
- >She looks around at you
- >”I'm not allowed to be a little nervous? It's my first out-of-town performance...”
- That's why you should be excited. You're going to be great and we're going to have a blast down there
- >She looks a little less nervous, but her apprehensive expression soon changes to surprise and realization as she sees what's behind you
- What?
- >You turn to see a pair of purple goggles inches from your face and a massive grin plastered on Vinyl's face
- AAUGH!
- >Vinyl mockingly returns your yelp
- >”AAUGH!”
- >Octavia puts her face in her hoof and groans
- >”aaugh...”
- >Vinyl pouts at Octavia's reaction and sits next to her
- >”Come on, Octy, aren't you happy I'm coming too?”
- >She takes off the goggles and bats her eyes innocently
- >Octavia sighs
- >”I suppose”
- >”Great!”
- >Vinyl's horn glows and you see a cooler fly into the room
- >”Let's get this party started, then!”
- >She opens it as Octavia looks on in horror
- >”It's NOON. You can't even HAVE drinks in here anyway!”
- >Vinyl pops open a bottle of beer and floats it over to you before answering
- >”It's 5 somewhere!”
- >Octavia looks at you, lips pursed in frustration
- >”Anon, you're not seriously going along with this, are you?”
- Oh, lighten up, Octy. Have a drink and relax
- >Vinyl scoots closer to Octavia and waves a bottle in front of her
- >”C'mon. It's your faaavoorriiitteeee~”
- >”Fine, but don't blame me when you get kicked off the train”
- >She takes the bottle and Vinyl slides the cabin door closed
- 7/x
- >”So, you excited, Octy?”
- >Vinyl leans into the gray mare, who takes a dainty sip of her drink
- >”...Maybe a little”
- >The DJ turns to you, giggling
- >”'A little' she says! Can you believe this mare?”
- >She pokes Octavia in the rib
- >”Show a little more enthusiasm! My little Octy's playing her first out-of-town gig! We're gonna party SO hard to celebrate!”
- >She flings her hooves around to punctuate her statements
- >The three of you spend the rest of the two-hour train ride making plans for what to do during your down time
- >”You ever been to Ponyville, Octy? It's great! The ponies here know how to have a good time”
- >Vinyl is on her fifth or sixth drink by the time the train comes up to Ponyville station
- >”I haven't. I usually stay in Canterlot for work”
- >Octavia is on her second. She looks down at it distantly as she speaks
- Well, we're about to change that, aren't we?
- >The announcement comes over the intercom as you put away your fourth bottle
- >”Ponyville Station. Now arriving at Ponyville Station. Next station stop Manehattan. Now arriving at Ponyville Station, Ponyville Station”
- This is us. Let's go
- >You get up from your seat as the train lurches to a stop
- >Vinyl wobbles to her feet and both of you steady yourselves on the wall
- >She looks at you and you both break out laughing
- >Octavia looks on disdainfully and pushes past you on her way out
- >”I'll meet you at the room”
- >She slings her cello case over her back and walks to the door
- >As she opens it, she's met with a horde of paparazzi, cameras at the ready like a firing line
- 8/x
- >The flashbulbs start going off and you see the gray pony stagger back, surprised by the crowd
- >The photographers quickly stop when you walk into view to see what's happening, but start up again the moment they see Vinyl in tow
- >An avalanche of questions follows. The gathered ponies yell over one another, vying for the DJ's comment as the three of you push through the crowd
- >Vinyl yells to you over the noise
- >”Anon! I'm gonna go down Mane Street and see if I can lose these chumps! I'll meet you guys later!”
- Alright, you know where we're staying!
- >Better not tell THEM that, though
- >You guide Octavia through the mass as Vinyl takes a turn to draw them off
- >She looks dazed. She definitely wasn't expecting the paparazzi out here
- >Honestly, she doesn't even get the paparazzi in Canterlot. They don't like to follow classical musicians very much
- >Vinyl's another story though
- >She thrives on the attention. She'll probably lead the crowd somewhere and then strike some poses; give them something to write about
- Bunch of vultures. You alright, Octy?
- >Octavia seems fine, if a bit shaken up
- >”Yeah, can we just get to the room? I want to unpack and actually relax a little before I start practicing”
- Sure thing. You head over there. I'm gonna scout the location a little and make sure they haven't screwed anything up
- >”Alright”
- Meet up at the cafe on Mane Street at seven for dinner?
- >”Sounds good”
- Great, because Vinyl's got us an invite to something called a “Pinkie Party” after that. I'm not sure what that means, but she's pretty excited about it. Should be interesting
- >Octavia looks apprehensive
- 9/x
- >”Are you sure it's a good idea to party before a gig like this?”
- It's fine, Octy. It'll be a good chance to network with the ponies here. Get your name in the social circles
- >She looks to where Vinyl led the crowd of photographers
- Anyway, from what Vinyl told me yesterday, you can't really turn an invite like this down. It'll be fun, regardless. So I'll see you at seven
- >”...Right”
- >You walk down the road to the venue somewhat lazily
- >It's been a while since you've been out of Canterlot and the streets here are relatively quiet
- >You decide to take a look at the market before you go to the venue
- >There's more activity in Ponyville's market. You feel a little more at-home with more ponies milling about
- >It looks to be mostly produce stalls. You walk around looking at the different fruits and vegetables on sale
- >”Well ain't you a tall drink o' water?”
- >The thick drawl catches your attention and you look up at the pony behind the apple stall
- >”Kin Ah help ya'?”
- >She's young, probably close to Vinyl's age. Her yellow mane is tied back and covered by a large Stetson. Definitely working-class, most likely proud of it, from her tone of voice and air from the apple stall
- >The mare cocks her head to the side as you take out a piece of paper with the address of the venue written on in
- Actually, yes. I'm from out of town, you see, and I'm looking for this address. Could you give me directions?
- >”A course! 'N let me be the first to welcome ya ta Ponyville, stranger. Mah name's Applejack”
- >She extends a hoof, which you shake
- Anonymous. Nice to meet you, Appleja-
- 10/x
- >You pause
- >That name...
- >”Sumthin' wrong, par'ner?”
- You...you wouldn't be the Applejack who invented Applejack Daniels...would you?
- >A look of pride comes over her face
- >”Ah most cert'nly am”
- >A smile crawls over your face
- Now, why aren't I surprised that something as good as Applejack Daniels came from somep0ny as business-minded as you?
- >She gives a bashful smile
- >”Aw, shucks, Ah ain't one ta brag...but how in the hay'd you guess me fer somep0ny with business-sense? Nop0ny ever says that about me at first”
- Oh, it wasn't hard. You hold yourself like a businessp0ny behind that stall. I'm guessing from your legs that you buck these apples yourself, too?
- >You lean to the side as you speak, taking a look at her legs
- >She narrows her eyes, looking at you with a hint of suspicion
- >”...So how 'bout them d'rections?”
- Right, here you go
- >She reads the address and looks down the road
- >”Ah know this place. It's the new music stage 'r some such business. Just follow the road and you'll see the place. It's openin' soon, ain't it?”
- Sure is
- >”Why're you goin' there 'fore it opens? You work there 'r somethin'?”
- Something like that. I've got a client who's playing the opening in a few days
- >”So ya work in music?”
- Sure do. I'm a promoter, manager, whatever you want to call it. I'm on contract with Fancypants here in Ponyville
- >”That's mighty fancy-sounding, Anon”
- >It seems from her tone that she doesn't think highly of the idea of making a profit off of someone else's talent
- Ah, it's not that glamorous. And I'm in it for my client, anyway. She's a friend of mine
- >The orange pony seems to soften at the mention of your friend
- >She values loyalty. That's noble
- >A bit naïve, but noble
- 11/x
- Anyway, I'm sure you don't want to hear my whole life story. I'll be off...
- >You take a couple steps before turning back to the stall
- ...But I WOULD love to see where you make the Applejack Daniels sometime. It's one of my favorite drinks and it's a little hard to find up in Canterlot
- >The blonde mare perks up a little bit
- >”Uh, sure. When would you lahk ta see it?”
- How's tomorrow sound? Around...noon?
- >”Well alright. Ah'll have Big Macintosh take over tha stand while Ah give y'all a tour”
- Great. Looking forward to it, Applejack
- >With that you set off towards the venue
- 12/x
- >An hour or so later
- >You're walking to Sugar Cube Corner
- >The venue is coming along nicely. You should be able to get some real work done there tomorrow morning
- >Today was just going in to see what you had to work with
- >It's not much, being a small town, but it's an opportunity nonetheless
- >You get to the bakery and hear your stomach growl the moment the smell of pastry hits you
- >”Hey, Anon! Get over here!”
- >Vinyl yells to you from the table where she sits next to a pink pony with an impossibly poofy mane
- >You walk over to the mares and see the pink one beaming at you, rapidly bouncing up and down in her seat
- >She looks like she's trying desperately to contain her excitement for some reason
- You must be Pinkie Pie. Vinyl told me about you on the train
- >Pinkie lets out a loud gasp and then leaps out of her seat, darting around you as she talks
- >”Ohmigoshyou'rereallytalltallerthananyp0nyI'veeverseenareyouevenaponybecauseI'veneverseenaponythatlookslikeyoubeforeandI'veseenjustabouteverykindofponythereisa-OOMPH”
- >Vinyl picks the pink pony up with her magic and floats her back to her seat
- >”So this is Pinkie, Anon. Pinkie, this is Anon, my buddy from Canterlot”
- >She turns back to you
- >”You gave Octy the invitation to Pinkie's shindig, right?”
- Of course
- >Pinkie looks like she's about to burst again
- >You motion to her with your head
- She always this...animated?
- >”Only when she meets new friends, and you WILL be friends. Mark my words”
- >Pinkie's smile looks like it's about to crack her head in half
- >”I'm gonna go get us some cupcakes! Wait here, 'Nony!”
- >You turn to Vinyl as Pinkie dashes into the kitchen like a blur
- ...'Nony?
- >Vinyl grins at you
- >”I can't believe I didn't think of that one sooner. I like it”
- Dammit, Vy...
- 13/x
- >”'Anon' is boring, man. 'Nony' suits you WAY better”
- This must be what Octy feels like every day...
- >Vinyl leans back in her seat
- >”Yeah, but she loves it”
- >”Loves what?”
- >Vinyl opens one eye as Octavia descends the stairs from the guest rooms
- >”Pinkie! Come meet Octy!”
- >The gray mare's eyes go wide
- >”Wh-”
- >She's cut off when a pink streak flies across the room and topples her over
- >”Hi!I'mPinkiePieWhat'syourname?Areyounew?Youmustbenewbeca...”
- >You slip upstairs while Pinkie is occupied and start unpacking your things
- >The flyer for the library falls out of one of your jacket pockets
- >An idea strikes you
- >You fold the flyer up and put it in your pocket before going to the stairs
- Hey, Octavia, you still need a practice space, right?
- >Octavia looks up from a huge tray of pastries and cookies, half a cupcake hanging from her mouth
- >You stifle a laugh as she puts the cake down and swallows
- >”Er, no, the rooms here have too much reverberation. I still need a place. Why? Have you found one?”
- Why don't we head to the library? I bet it'll be nice and quiet there and I'm sure they'll have a place for you to practice
- >”The library? Are you su-”
- >Pinkie interjects
- >”OOH! The library would be PERFECT! Twilight's SURE to know a spell or two or three to help you, too!”
- >Part of you wonders if Pinkie is this excitable in other contexts, but you push the thought to the back of your mind. This is business
- >You remember the picture of the unicorn on the flyer
- >Purely business...
- >That curvy figure...
- >...Okay, mostly business...
- >Her toned flank...
- >...50/50?
- >Yeah, you'll go with that
- Want to go?
- 14/x
- >The Library isn't far from Sugar Cube Corner
- >As you and Octavia come up to the hollowed out tree, you see the violet unicorn out on a balcony
- >Octavia sees you staring and jabs you in the side
- What?
- >She's glaring at you
- >”No. I know what you're thinking right now. Just...don't”
- Come on, Octy, you really think I'd do something like that?
- >She looks at you with silent resignation
- >”You bucked Fancypants' secretary the same day you told me that would be dumb”
- ...And it WAS dumb. But it was also fun
- >”Can't pick smart over fun once in a while?”
- >You smirk
- Who says I have to?
- >You knock loudly on the door
- >From inside you hear the unicorn stumble over some books
- >”Coming! Coming! Just a second!”
- >The door opens and the violet unicorn looks up at you in surprise
- >”I- uh...”
- Hi
- End

