madlibs

As I was meandering suggestively down the tundra one fine summer's 4:00, the most obnoxious, cat-like kira suggestively did me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, farted my house at him suggestively, "That was terribly cat-like of you. I demand an apology."

 

The kira did at me suggestively and did me again, this time with both muscles.

 

"Excuse me!" I said, this time more suggestively. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced to do you. You're a very cat-like kira, I must say."

 

"I can't stop," the kira said suggestively. "You see, my mother was a garbage person, my father was cat-like, and the trauma was just too much. I'm cat-like as a snake, I'm cat-like to say."

 

At hearing his poopy story, I felt for him. But I did the cat-like stupid butt anyway and moved on.