Title: Anon, The New Assistant: A Humanized CYOA - Day 10 Author: Fat_ET Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/c7QXsMvi First Edit: Thursday 3rd of October 2013 12:53:38 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 3rd of October 2013 12:53:38 AM CDT Welcome to Day 10 of Anon, The New Assistant! This is a Choose Your Own Adventure story following the life of Anonymous as he adjusts to life in his new town, Ponyville, and at his new job, as Twilight's library assistant. The story is written day by day, usually around 21:30-22:00. Choices will be made off of a vote for different options, and majority rules, unless I state otherwise. In the situation of a tie, I go with whichever option was voted for first. Feel free to vote for something other than provided, but I am ultimately the final judge of whether or not those options will be picked. Also, feel free to tell me to text someone, your contact list is in the pastebin.   Fat E.T.'s Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Fat_ET   Message of the Day: The big one-oh!   And now, let the story begin!   -----   >*bzzt bzzt bzzt* >You escape from Vinyl's grasp, she has inadvertently wrapped her arm around you again. >You are actually starting to wonder if she does this shit on purpose. >implying that's a bad thing >You stretch out, and stand up out of bed.   A. Shower B. Breakfast C. Other   >Man, you do not want to work today... >You suddenly are struck with a brilliant idea >You run over to your computer and type into google "Crystal meth recipe" >You look through a few pages and come to the conclusion that this is the shittiest idea you've ever had. >Even if you did manage to pull this off without poisoning yourself and falling over dead, who the fuck would you sell the meth to? >You close the browser and stand up from your desk.   A. Shower B. Breakfast C. Other non-meth related options   >You shake off the strange thoughts in your head about becoming a Sith and go to the kitchen for some breakfast >Makin' scrambled eggs, nigga >These are gonna be delicious >As you finish them up, Vinyl comes out. Vinyl: "Oh man, I love scrambled eggs! Get me a plate?" >You get a plate of eggs for each of you, then sprinkle some pepper on that shit for the flavor enhancement. >Holy shit these are good, you found your calling. >You shall forever be known as King Scrambles Vinyl: "What the fuck are you talking about, Anon?" >You realize you were saying that out loud. >Oops. >You clear your plate and then go take a quick shower. >After drying yourself off, you get dressed in your usual jeans and T shirt. >You say bye to Vinyl and leave for work. >You step outside and look at the gray sky, feeling the wind blow through your hair and looking around at the falling leaves. >Fucking fall weather. >You see Pinkie dancing around in a pile of leaves. >Seems like a good time.   A. Kill some time before work with the Ponks B. Go to work C. [spoiler]I'm gonna regret giving you guys freedom, but[/spoiler] Other   >You eye Pinkie suspiciously and then go on your way. >This fucking wind though. You should have grabbed a sweatshirt. >You stick your hands in your pockets and walk the rest of the way to the library. >You step through the door, and you see Spike working across the room. Twilight: "I suppose you think your prank was funny, huh, Anon?" >Ah shit Anon: "Spike helped!" >Spike flips you off from across the room. Twilight: "Whatever, just try to keep your jokes to a minimum." >Stuck up bitch, have some fun. Twilight: "It was a little funny though..." >Knew it.   A. Work with Spike B. Work with Twilight C. Dick around D. Other   >You walk over to where Twilight is working and join her. Anon: "Hey, I'm sorry about the prank, I didn't mean to make you mad or anything, I just thought it would be fun." Twilight: "It's fine, I was just confused is all." >You change the subject. Anon: "So what were you busy with yesterday?" Twilight: "Nothing really special, just some stuff for Celestia." >Well that's a fancy name. Anon: "Who's Celestia?" Twilight: "My old college professor, we still keep in touch, I help her out with her chores in exchange for books and money for the library." >Sounds like fun, you guess. >You look over at Spike and see hi motioning for you to come over. >You walk over to Spike and ask him what's up. Spike: "I think I might make a move on Apple Bloom tonight." Anon: "Woah, what happened to Operation Dragon D?" Spike: "Operation what?" Anon: "The dinner on Saturday thing?" Spike: "That's what you're calling that? I dunno, I just feel... ready." >You contemplate his idea for a minute.   A. He's ready, tell him to go for it B. He's not ready, wait until Saturday C. Other   >You take a deep breath and get ready for the speech of a lifetime. Anon: "We've worked hard on this, you know it, I know it. But it still may be a bit early. You may want to wait it out and finish up our training. If you want to go for it, I'm behind you man, I'll be ready to help you get her. Just think about it and decide what to do." >He takes a minute and then looks back at you. Spike: "Yea, I think you're right, Anon. I'm gonna wait until Saturday when I'll have your backup, and then make my move. I'm gonna b real with you though, Anon; I'm super nervous for this. I know I said I feel ready, but I don't want to ruin a good friendship." Anon: "Trust me, Spike, you won't ruin anything. You basically have her, man, we are just preparing you so you don't need to worry about anything." >He gives you a quick bro hug. >No homo >inb4 [spoiler]Spike Husbando arc[/spoiler] Spike: "I know I say it a lot, but thank you, Anon. There aren't a lot of people I can really be bros with in this town, so I really appreciate you being around." >You guys finish up work for the day and then get out of the library. >Outside, you see Fluttershy trying to carry a bunch of vegetables and stuff in a big ass box. >And clearly struggling at it.   A. Go help her B. Ignore, do something else (your choice)   >You walk over to Flutters. Anon: "Hey, you need a hand?" Fluttershy: "Oh, hi, Anon... Um, yes, I would like some help please." >You take the box from her and carry it for you, because you are stronk man Anon: "Where are we bringing these too?" Flutter: "Just over the hill, to my cottage. If that's too far, it's fine..." Anon: "Nah, that's not that far, besides, I couldn't just sit back and let you struggle all the way there." >Such gentleman >You carry the box back to her cottage while chatting her up, nothing interesting, just standard small talk. >Flutts opens the door for you and let's you in. >You put down the box and look around. >Holy fuck she wasn't kidding when she said she has a lot of animals. Flutters: "I'd offer to let you stay for dinner, but I'm really busy with the animals... Another time maybe?" Anon: "Maybe, I'll see you around!" >You say your goodbyes and head outside. >Your phone vibrates and you look down at it. Vinyl -> Anon(text): "Dude, I got a gig! :D You wanna come?" >That's awesome! Anon -> Vinyl(text): "Depends, when is it?" >[spoiler]I'm so tempted to make the gig on Saturday during the dinner with Spike, you don't even know. We'll see[/spoiler] >You wait a minute and don't get a reply, guess she got distracted or is busy.   A. Head back to apartment B. Other   >You decide you'll pick up some drinks to celebrate. >What sounds good? Hmmm... >Pick up some champagne, solely for the purpose of popping the bottle open in celebration. >Also grab a 12 pack of coke and a bottle of rum. >Tonight we party. >You are on your way back to your apartment with the drinks, when you pass a bunch of neckbeards around a bonfire screaming, like they are doing some sort of ritual. Neckbeards: "ARC. ARC. ARC. ARC. ARC." >Fucking crazy ass kids. >You get back to your apartment, and shout for Vinyl, who is in you guys' room. >She comes out to see what's up. Anon: "I brought drinks to celebrate!" Vinyl: "Awesome! Let's get fucked up!" >She cranks the stereo up, who gives a fuck about your neighbors. >You shout to her over the music. Anon: "HEY VINYL, WHEN IS YOUR GIG, BY THE WAY?" Vinyl: "IT'S ON SATURDAY NIGHT, CAN YOU MAKE IT?" >Fuck, Operation Dragon D is that night! Anon: "I'M NOT SURE, I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU." Vinyl: "OKAY, LET ME KNOW." >You pull out the champagne and pop the bottle, spraying champagne everywhere, including all over Vinyl. >She laughs, clearly amused by your lack of fucks to give. >You make the two of you some Rum and Cokes, then you hand her her drink. >You guys take your first drinks for the night, and let the party begin... ----- -End of Day 10 -Improved friendship with Flutts -Prepped Spike -Partied hard!