- Welcome to Day 8 of Anon, The New Assistant! This is a Choose Your Own Adventure story following the life of Anonymous as he adjusts to life in his new town, Ponyville, and at his new job, as Twilight's library assistant. The story is written day by day, usually around 21:30-22:00. Choices will be made off of a vote for different options, and majority rules, unless I state otherwise. In the situation of a tie, I go with whichever option was voted for first. Feel free to vote for something other than provided, but I am ultimately the final judge of whether or not those options will be picked. Also, feel free to tell me to text someone, your contact list is in the pastebin.
- Fat E.T.'s Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Fat_ET
- Message of the Day: Written to the tune of the Barenaked Ladies!
- And now, let the story begin!
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- >*bzzt bzzt bzzt*
- >You feel Vinyl stir beside you.
- Vinyl: "Anon, turn that fucking alarm off... I'm trying to sleep..."
- >She doesn't even acknowledge that her arm was around you when she woke up.
- >You turn off the alarm and let her get back to sleep.
- >You stand up off the bed and run your hands through your hair tiredly.
- >You look over at her and catch her finish up glaring at you for waking her up at 7 AM before she goes back under the covers.
- >Pfft, guess she's not a morning person.
- >[spoiler]Who Needs Sleep[/spoiler] anyways?
- A. Breakfast
- B. Shower
- C. Other
- >You hobble out to the kitchen and start making some breakfast.
- >Get that orange juice, toast, and sausage going!
- >This is gonna be good when it's ready.
- >You sit there for a minute, whistling to yourself as you cook shit.
- >Once everything's finished, you hungrily scarf down your breakfast. Mmm, you don't know if it's just because you are hungry or what, but this breakfast is really good.
- >You finish up eating and then go grab a towel out of your closet and then walk to the bathroom.
- >The water soothes any aches from the night before.
- >You finish up your shower and dry yourself off.
- >You wrap the towel around yourself and then walk into your room to grab some clothes.
- >Vinyl is still asleep in bed, yet she's somehow managed to toss the covers everywhere with her rolling around.
- >You have no idea how it didn't drive you insane the last two nights.
- >You look outside and see the rain clouds brewing overhead, so for today you decide to wear jeans and a brown flannel shirt.
- A. Leave for work
- B. Chill for a minute
- C. Other
- >You head out the door of your apartment and make you downstairs.
- >As you are stepping out the front door of the apartment complex, you hear dubstep play throughout the building.
- >Guess Vinyl woke up.
- >You keep walking to work, holding your head down and putting your hands in your pockets.
- >It's fairly chilly out today, the wind is starting to pick up and various people scurry under the shelter of a warm building with their friends and loved ones.
- >You eventually make it to the library and open up the front door, looking around.
- A. Work with Spike
- B. Work with Twilight
- C. Work alone
- D. Dick around
- E. Other
- >You walk up behind Spike and are about to say hi to him when you see him kick a box full of books and mutter angrily.
- >Uh oh, better see what's going on.
- Anon: "What's up Spike? What's got you down?"
- >He looks over at you and scratches at the back of his head, giving a confused look.
- Spike: "Uhhh, I dunno. Nothing really, in fact I'm not even upset."
- >Nigga what
- Anon: "Then why did you kick that box?"
- Spike: "I dunno, I just felt like it.
- >You inhale the smell of teenage angst deeply into your nose and gag.
- >You shake it off and start working with him.
- Anon: "So have you talked to Apple Bloom recently?"
- Spike: "Yea, I was just hanging out with her yesterday."
- Anon: "So what's the word? Are the changes you are making any good?"
- Spike: "I dunno Anon, I'm not good at these things like you are!"
- >You raise an eyebrow at him and question to yourself how he has yet to discover how clueless you really are.
- >He suggests that you should come along for another Apple family dinner sometime or something, maybe you could help.
- >It's an interesting idea, you'll take it into consideration.
- >*bzzzzt*
- >You pull your phone out to check the text you just got.
- AJ -> Anon(text): "You have any ahdea-r why Spike's actin all differnt round Apple Bloom?"
- >Well at least someone noticed.
- A. More Spike
- B. Twilight
- C. Alone
- D. Other
- >You put your phone back in your pocket and look up at Spike.
- Anon: "Okay dude, I've got an idea. This upcoming Saturday, let's go to Sweet Apple Acres for another dinner. I'll keep an eye on things from afar and discreetly feed you tips when I can."
- Spike: "You think that will work?"
- Anon: "As long as you don't leash the flying spaghetti monster on her, we'll be fine, man."
- >You both agree on going over after work on Saturday.
- >You send AJ a text letting her know of your plans for Spike and Apple Bloom, and see if they can do dinner on Saturday.
- >You get a text back saying that she won't let anyone know and that dinner would be swell.
- >Operation: Give Apple Bloom the Dragon D is in effect!
- >Eh, you'll work on the name later.
- >You finish up working for the day and head outside, where you see Ponks skip by merrily.
- A. Go chat up the pink one
- B. Go back to apartment
- C. Other
- >You haul ass over to her, it's time to get some fucking Answers.
- Pinkie: "Well hiya Anon, how ya doing today?"
- Anon: "Save it Pinkie, I'm confused as shit still and I need answers."
- >She looks at you strangely.
- Pinkie: "Well first, it isn't very nice of you to start a conversation that way, but I'll let it slide because I know you are just being silly old Anon."
- >She gives a smile and a giggle before continuing.
- Pinkie: "Secondly, I'm not sure what you mean!"
- Anon: "What happened on Friday?"
- >You quickly and nervously recall the events of the day to her, and as you get to the part where the two of you almost had sex, she blushes considerably at your blatant way of talking about it.
- Pinkie: "I'm still not sure what you're talking about Anon, after I gave you the recipe you went home, you said you needed a nap and walked out. You must of had a strange dream or something!"
- Anon: "Pinkie, I still have the bump on my head from where I got hit, there is no way that was a dream."
- >You take her hand and place it on her head so that she can feel the bump from where you were smacked.
- >She shrugs at you.
- Pinkie: "I dunno what to tell you Anon, I just know that we never went upstairs, we never did anything sexual, and you definitely didn't get hit on the head by an ogre."
- >You groan in frustration.
- >The two of you part ways, seeing as she can't or refuses to part with any information.
- >You look at your phone and see that the time is 5:30.
- A. Go back to apartment.
- B. Other
- >You go to your messages and start a text to Vinyl.
- Anon -> Vinyl(text): Get your recording shit ready, we're working on a song!
- >You start the walk back to your apartment and get yourself hyped to make some music.
- >Woo! Let's do this!
- >You get back to the complex and run upstairs to your apartment.
- >On the way up to your floor, you hear some guys in a real heated conversation, something about a Chinaman who peed on the one dude's rug?
- >You aren't quite sure what that's all about so you ignore it.
- >You barge in on Vinyl tweaking her mics and getting everything set up to throw your part together.
- >You go and grab your bass and head back into the living room where everything is getting put together.
- Vinyl: "You ready to get started on this?"
- Anon: "Yea, what sorta sound are you going for?"
- Vinyl: "I was thinking we could do like a jazzy influenced sorta sound, so I need you to build the backbone of this song with a nice bass riff following a triplet pattern."
- >You work on putting something together while Vinyl tweaks presets until she finds a sound that would work out well for her idea.
- >You guys get everything set up and start recording.
- >A few hours later, at 8 PM, you finally get a good rough prototype going, Vinyl says she can take care of the rest from here.
- >You play vidya for a while, and then at 9:30 you remember that you guys never moved Vinyl's bed again.
- >You start to wonder if you even need a second bed.
- >Nah, that's a dumb idea, you are gonna need another bed still.
- >You get ready fir bed and go to your bedroom, where you lay down for the night.
- >About a half hour later, Vinyl wraps up what she's working on and joins you, concluding this fine Monday.
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- -End of Day 8
- -Operation Dragon D is underway!
- -Reinforced suspicions about Ponka!
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