Anon, The New Assistant: A Humanized CYOA - Day 6

Welcome to Day 6 of Anon, The New Assistant! This is a Choose Your Own Adventure story following the life of Anonymous as he adjusts to life in his new town, Ponyville, and at his new job, as Twilight's library assistant. The story is written day by day, usually around 21:30-22:00. Choices will be made off of a vote for different options, and majority rules, unless I state otherwise. In the situation of a tie, I go with whichever option was voted for first. Feel free to vote for something other than provided, but I am ultimately the final judge of whether or not those options will be picked. Also, feel free to tell me to text someone, your contact list is in the pastebin.

 

Fat E.T.'s Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Fat_ET

 

Message of the Day: Tired OP Edition!

 

And now, let the story begin!

 

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>*bzzt bzzt bzzt*

>Oh jesus fuck you're tired.

>You try to think, why are you so tired?

>Then you remember the nightmares that kept waking you up last night.

>You've had nightmares frequently since you were a child, it isn't exactly surprising that you had them last night...

>You know they must have been bad despite not remembering them, because you can still feel the remnants of the fear from earlier.

>Oh well, you stand up and quickly stretch your back before deciding what to do for today.

 

A. Shower

B. Eat

C. Relax

D. Other

 

>You head over to your bathroom with a towel, ready to shower for the day.

>You get in the shower and clean yourself off, using the heat to soothe any bad memories from last night.

>You are feeling much better and are about to get out of the shower when your water quickly loses it's pressure and stops flowing altogether.

>Well fuck, it looks like your water is out.

>Good thing you took your shower before that happened.

>You step out of the shower, drying off and getting dressed in your usual jeans and a T shirt.

 

A. Food

B. Relax

C. Other

 

>You start on your way to the kitchen when you realize you are in your living room.

>Wait, this isn't even your living room!

>The details of yesterday come flooding back and you remember, you spent the night at Vinyl's apartment.

>You can't believe it took you this long to realize you weren't even in your apartment. It's almost like [spoiler]someone completely overlooked that aspect of your life[/spoiler]

>You go find Vinyl in her room, who is still crawling out of bed, wearing white underwear with a blue trim, a white T shirt, and her signature sunglasses.

Vinyl: "Anon, why are you in my bedroom? Don't you have your own fucking apartment?"

>You remind her of last night and how you forced her to let you sleep on her couch.

>She groans and sloths back into bed.

>You walk out to her kitchen, steal some of her cereal, and make a bowl for yourself.

>After you finish eating, you go to rinse out the bowl and remember that you have no water.

>Oh well, you aren't the one that has to deal with it.

 

A. Leave for work

B. Bother Vinyl

C. Other

 

>The time is... 7:30 AM.

>You better get on your way to work.

>You head down the stairs to ground floor of your apartment, and pass buy a maintenance man posting a sign on the wall about how the main water line is busted, and it probably won't be fixed until tomorrow. Well shit.

>You step outside and are greeted by a warm, sunny, morning.

>Feels good man. You start your walk to work and notice Rainbow Dash jogging by in the same direction you're going.

>Doesn't she have a job as like a weather girl or something? Whatever, it doesn't matter.

 

A. Wave/Say Hi

B. Jog with RD

C. Stay quiet

D. Other

 

>You call out to Rainbow Dash and wave.

>She comes over to say hi and talk with you while you walk.

Dashie: "Hey, Anon, right?"

Anon: "Yup, that's me."

Dashie: "Cool, sorry, hehe. How have you been?"

>You give her an incredibly brief summary of the last several days.

Dashie: "Well that sounds exciting."

Anon: "Yep. How's your ankle doing?"

Dashie: "What, that twist the other day? Pffft, that was nothing, I forgot about it in like half an hour."

>Well that's good to hear. She seems decent enough, it'd be a shame if she got hurt because of something you made her do.

 

A. Ask question/Talk (Specify topic)

B. Say goodbye

C. Other

 

>You wave at her and say bye, she says bye back and gets back to her run.

>You continue walking to the library, passing by several people enjoying the sunny day.

>You get to the library, and mumble under your breath.

Anon: "Back to the old grind."

 

A. Work with Spike

B. Work with Twilight

C. Work Alone

D. Dick Around

E. Obligatory "Other" option

 

>You walk over to Twilight and start working next to her.

Anon: "Hey Twilight, how's it going?"

>Twilight looks over at you and smiles.

Twlight: "I'm pretty good, what did you need, Anon?"

Anon: "I was wondering if you were ready to talk about yesterday yet."

>She thinks for a second, and then nods to herself in affirmation before deciding to continue.

Twilight: "Well Anon, I had a great time. And despite what happened, I would love to go on another date. And next time, I probably won't mind if you don't back down."

>She's blushing fairly brightly, you can tell she isn't too experienced with this sort of thing.

>You guys continue to small talk about meaningless shit while you work.

Spike: "Pssst!"

>You look over at Spike and see him beckoning you over.

 

A. Go see what Spike wants

B. Ignore

C. Other

 

>You excuse yourself from your conversation with Twilight and walk over to where Spike is working.

Anon: "What's up, dude?"

Spike: "I think Rarity is up to something."

>You sigh, put your hand on your face, and then look back up at him.

Anon: "I thought we were forgetting about her."

Spike: "Exactly! I think she caught on, and now she suddenly is all after my attention!"

>Oh, you think you understand what is happening.

Spike: "Is she jealous or something?"

Anon: "Something. She probably got used to you being her personal servant, waiting on her hand and foot in hopes she'd notice. Now that you aren't around anymore, she's confused and upset. After all, she lost her free labor! She's probably trying to bait you back in."

Spike: "What? That's so... bitchy!"

Anon: "That's what happens, dude."

Spike: "Well what am I gonna do then?"

 

A. Confront Rarity for him

B. Tell Spike to ignore her

C. Tell Spike to stand up to her

D. Other

 

Anon: "You're gonna have to talk to her about it bro. Maybe she doesn't know what she's doing, or maybe she does, or maybe she's just having a bad day, who knows? But you need to bring it to her attention. And be prepared, because this may hurt emotionally for you to do. Oh, and most importantly; Keep the spaghetti at bay."

>What you said sinks in, and he looks up at you.

Spike: "Thanks for the help, man. These girls are killing me."

>You laugh and go back to working, making small talk along the way.

>MAGIC TIME SKIP GO

>Alright, it's 5:00 PM, you are finally done working after doing that overtime work for Twilight like you promised.

>You lock up and step outside.

>What now?

 

Your choice this time, guys, no restrictions, so long as it is within the confines of reality. [spoiler]This is probably going to end badly for Anon, I can already tell.[/spoiler]

 

>You pull out your phone and open your contacts.

Anon -> Vinyl (text): "Hey, I feel bad for imposing on you yesterday, so I was wondering if I could take you out to dinner to make up for it, my treat. You down?"

>You tap send and put your phone back in your pocket and meander around for a bit, waiting for a response.

>Then, you feel a tap on your shoulder.

>You turn around to see... Vinyl? Well that works out well

Anon: "Hey, what are you doing here? I thought you like, never leave your apartment or something."

>She lightly punches you on the arm.

Vinyl: "Whatever dude. Anyways, where are we going for dinner?"

>Shit, you didn't think about that.

Anon: "Uhhh, your choice."

Vinyl: "Hmmm... How about that fancy, expensive place uptown?"

>You gulp. What have you gotten yourself into?

Vinyl: "Woah man, don't have a heart attack, I was just joking. Wanna go grab burritos?"

>You both agree on burritos and start your walk over to the burrito place.

>When you get in there, you grab your food and pay up, then turn to Vinyl.

Vinyl: "You wanna eat here, or somewhere else?"

 

A. Here

B. Other

 

Anon: "Let's go chill and eat at the park!"

Vinyl: "Yea, that sound's pretty good."

>You both leave the burrito place and head off towards the park.

>It isn't that far away, so you get there fairly quickly, and take a seat in the grass facing the sunset with your food.

>You guys are laughing and making jokes while eating your burritos.

>Which are fucking brilliant by the way.

>Wait, is it your imagination, or has she been slowly moving closer to you?

>Gotta be your imagination, Vinyl's just your bro after all.

>Although, she does look really nice in the evening sun.

>And you can't help but notice that she's been looking at you a lot more than anything else.

 

A. Make move

B. Ask what she's thinking about

C. Ignore it

D. Other

 

Anon: "You having a good time?"

Vinyl: "Yea, it's a lot of fun hanging out with you!"

Anon: "Cool, cool. Hey, is there something on your mind? You look pretty deep in thought about something."

>She turns away for a second and then looks back.

Vinyl: "Yea, I've just been thinking... this is a little sudden, but I can't really afford rent in my apartment anymore, what with the record store not bringing any cash in and my lack of gigs recently. And I was wondering, y'know, since we've gotten to be pretty good bros recently, if you had room for... for a roommate?"

>Well that isn't what you expected at all.

>Not that it's a bad thing.

>Do you really want a roommate right now? Especially one that you just recently became friends with?

Vinyl: "If it helps, I can still pay for my own clothes and shit, and I'll help with the rent as much as I can."

>Well I guess that wouldn't be too bad, and you wouldn't have to be alone all the time.

 

A. Let her move in

B. Deny

C. Other

 

Anon: "Yea, I'd love to have you move in."

>She looks at you excitedly, clearly grateful of your choice.

Vinyl: "Really? Thank you so much, Anon!"

>She reaches over and gives you a big hug, squeezing your torso in a sign of appreciation.

Anon: "It's no problem, really. C'mon, let's go get the stuff you need moved over."

>You smile at her and together you walk back to her apartment, where you spend the rest of the night shoveling essentials to your apartment.

>After you've moved all that you can, you both agree that you'll have to share your bed with her for tonight, as there is nowhere else to sleep with all the shit that was moved onto the couch.

>And so, you lay in bed, after a long day of working, side by side with your ex-neighbor and new roommate.

>Not long after your lights go out, you hear her very light snore and you know that she is asleep.

>Happily, you drift off to sleep for the night, excited at the thought of all the new possibilities that have arisen.

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-End of Day 6

-Vinyl Scratch Bro Level Increased!

-New Roommate Acquired!

-First week of work complete!